There’s a lot of chatter among the cuntocracy about how men aren’t “manning up” and doing their duty to marry off all the single ladies. But maybe, just maybe, part of the reason for this male abdication of the sacred institution of marriage is the poor quality of the women on offer.
Just how bad is the marriageable American female market? Jay in DC writes,
‘Hot 99.5′ is basically the hippest and most relevant DC radio station in that it has the youngest listener demographic.
They are currently holding a contest for “new brides” to post their hottest photo to win the contest (1,000 dollar prize). Now granted, more intelligent chicks are probably NOT going to put their pic out there. But there are about 100 submissions up there already so this is a pretty good cross-section of not only DC, but really the US.
Behold men, and look upon your ruination. Betas WILL marry anything. ANYTHING, and this is what keeps the perpetual cycle of disgusting fat entitled average americunts reproducing.
I really advise you take the 15 minutes or so to REALLY look at every photo. This is our future. Out of those 100 photos there are FIVE women I would date, a few more I would fuck, and 3 I would marry if they had the classic femininity to go with their looks.
That is a SAD ASS RATIO. 97 to 3 in a pretty good statistical sample are marriageable? Welcome to the USSA.
http://www.hot995.com/contests/summer-bridal-showdown/297456/Vote/photoDetail/402513
p.s. Don’t bother posting comments, they will be shot down in seconds, just enjoy the grotesquery that is these women in bridal gowns.
Browsing the blushing attention whores, I’d have to concur with Jay’s assessment; the majority of the American East Coast brides are beastly. Beauty and the beast, inverted.
Beta males won’t marry anything. That is a stretch. Ugly, older, masculine, and fatter women DO pay marriage marketplace costs that you won’t be able to readily discern in their smiling wedding day photos. The hidden nature of the cost does not preclude its exorbitance.
And what is that exorbitant cost? Settling. It’s all of the better men with whom the post-prime, pre-Wall, porky-princess American bride had to give up hope of fettering to a marital contract. As age, size and attitude veer away from the feminine ideal beloved by the vast majority of men, women will find it harder — sometimes impossibly harder — to land the man of their dreams. They will have to settle for second, third, or even 30th best if they want to be married at all.
And so what you don’t see in those blushing blimp pics are the men they truly wanted who pumped and dumped them, or ignored them for their prettier friends. What you also don’t see are the hapless losers who vowed last-ditch lifelong monogamy to a land whale in exchange for avoiding the walking death of incel, as their hearts privately sank away in forlorn regret.
That is the individual, human dynamic. What about the big picture? Interesting — in the horrible sense of the word — things happen when the supply of attractive women drastically shrinks in proportion to the supply of megafauna, feminists, careerist shrikes, manjaws, and bitter spinsters. When the marriage market essentially become an outpost of Wal-Mart (Wall-Mart!) — cheap, throwaway, high fructose corn syrup goods — men experience what could be described as an exogenous “restriction of range” problem when they set out to find marriageable women.
Instead of a normally functioning sexual market where men are presented with many options among marriageable women of varying degrees of attractiveness (who nonetheless meet the men’s threshold for long-term commitment worthiness), what transpires in a shit market like what we have now is a massive limitation in men’s acceptably attractive mate choices and a replacement with a dichotomous mate choice system. In a dichotomous mate choice system, beta males no longer have the luxury of choosing between, say, a feminine slender 6 and a tomboyish slender 7. Now they’re restricted to choosing between involuntary celibacy and marriage to a ghastly apparition.
Unfortunately for the progress of the human species, the male sex drive is so strong that more than a few hard-up betas and omegas will choose the sad, dreary marriage to a circus sideshow over the soul-crushing solitude of sexlessness.
Beauty is truth. CH is among the greats in asserting the truism of this plea for an aesthetic sensibility, and for good reason. When ugliness of body is the norm, ugliness of character and, ultimately, of nation is sure to follow.
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i think it’s a representative sample. this is a recent local bachelorette party. someone is marrying at least one of these http://i58.tinypic.com/2qlh6qd.jpg
I think I just became permanently impotent.
scariest part about that pic is those chicks have experimented with lesbo adventures and of them may be coming over while he at work lol
> “those chicks have experimented with lesbo adventures and of them may be coming over while he at work lol”
I hope it isn’t an elevated floor.
That instead it’s a concrete slab on grade.
I don’t know that even 2x12s, spaced at only 12″ apart, could handle that load.
And you wouldn’t wanna be underneath it when it collapses.
Give those girls some viking helms and we can ride them into battle.
It was not as bad as he made it out to be. I saw 20 attractive women there. The rest were okay with bad pictures. One was ugly.
The contest has advertizement by AgFed Credit Union. Somehow that seems so appropriate.
Nothing new about this, especially as television continues to trot out obese women on shows such as “Say Yes to the Dress” (should be renamed “Say Yes to the Tarp”) or “Bridezillas”. Marriage has become less and less about marriage and more about spectacle and one upmanship. One of my friends got married almost a year ago. His wife has her profile picture on FB as her, and her alone, in her wedding dress. The picture has been up for almost a year.
What’s with the fat chick and the farm animal?
http://images.iheart.com/service/img/scale(0,480)/t2/presslaff_contests/ugc/297456/297456_fff948185479cf331cce81e30d99bfc0.jpg
Is this some humanititties majorette engaging in an “ironic” act of “performance art”?
Now that you made me realize that isn’t the groom ,it is a little weird. Thought an Omega or two were stepping up…
She’s simply admitting that she’s a cow.
It was the only time her lips ever went paleo.
Rape!
Dowry
> “Dowry”
LOL’ed.
That was some funny, funny shit.
She has to kiss goodbye to her favorite calf in order to bribe a tribesman to marry her…
Women who expect to marry, especially older ones, should of course provide a substantial, non-refundable dowry. That should make frivorces less of a social blight.
Nowadays, they’re not just old and fat with zero savings, they have binged on student loans too. Marriage is not a bailout.
No dowry, no marriage.
I was sitting in a doctors office and “Say Yes to the Tent” was on. I was astonished at how many of these women were complete Orcas. All of them were wearing dresses that could double for a car cover of a Maybach. I had no idea they would put such grotesquery on tv.
They have a special fat version of that show. It’s called “Big Bliss.” Worth watching for no other reason than the interviews with the gay consultant, who has clearly been ordered by the producers to not say any of the things he probably says to his boyfriend.
I looked at several. I didn’t come away nearly as critical as you two. Don’t get me wrong, some of the thumbnail photos scared me for life.
think about the kind of woman who would try to win a $1000 “hot or not” prize by entering herself posing in her wedding dress. attention whore? Yes. marriageable? it should give you pause.
The thing I found most repelling was how old all of them looked and how arrogant their posture conveyed them to be.
yup. not a fresh face to be found.
need to get all their husbands together in a room…
and pump it full of sarin.
Some of them look marginally okay if you glance at them quickly. For instance:
http://images.iheart.com/service/img/scale(0,480)/t2/presslaff_contests/ugc/297456/297456_e4b5f2ac61c52003bedba3ebb7ecf341.jpg
But if you pause and look closely, then you’ll realize that
1) Her hair is artificially colored a reddish-purple, and
2) She has a piece of metal sticking out of the left side of her nose.
Either 1) or 2) would be a complete deal-breaker in terms of a chick being the mother of your children.
more relevantly, check the eye corners. chick is starting to look mangy.
Yeah, I was concentrating on the left side of her face [with the bangs conveniently covering most of it].
But if you scroll down to the right side, then you’re definitely seeing the beginnings of some crows’ feet.
Moral of the story might be to beware of chicks with bangs.
In my experience, bangs are often covering up both some weird facial features but more importantly some even weirder psychological insecurities and abnormalities.
totally. she looks like a fairly young one too. i’d gather it’s too many late nights out smoking and drinking that’s aging her before her time.
“Moral of the story might be to beware of chicks with bangs.”
i agree. not only are bangs as ugly as hell, there is definitely something off about chicks that have them. they are usually hiding facial flaws like you say but even the young ones with bangs are unappealing to me.
and the chicks with two tone hair are gross too. with the darker hair underneath and lighter on top. what’s with that? it’s like they are trying to give you a peak into their freaky wild side or something. trashy.
Why is she taking the picture of herself on what looks like a bus?
Would happily bang lol
> “Would happily bang lol”
I ain’t arguing with a pump-n-dump.
I’m talking the mother of your children having purple hair and a frigging metal rod sticking out of her nose.
At least Alpha up and tell the bitch that this wedding ain’t in chimpland.
At least Alpha up and tell the bitch that this wedding ain’t in chimpland.
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maybe she knows something you don’t know?
If the tits are real, then this one has an okay body:
http://images.iheart.com/service/img/scale(0,480)/t2/presslaff_contests/ugc/297456/297456_c1aeec91a1d6906ce573c018b7e58096.jpg
But she’s had a nose job, and that’s a deal breaker.
horseface
Her horseface woulda looked so much better before she went to the surgeon to have her nose ruined.
She coulda kept her nice big distinctive shnoz and all that dignity and elegance and class which comes with it.
rising bride age doesn’t help.
many of these chicks probably looked a lot more appealing at 18. Not to mention less baggage.
brutal reminder that the good girls really are one in a million. all you guys out there saying there’s always another girl around the corner are right. there are more girls. but there aren’t many good ones. read this blog for any length of time and it’s plain to see the caliber of women most men are dealing with. it isn’t pretty.
you find a good one, you better lock her down. the prospects for quality women sure aren’t getting any better out there and the competition for the good ones is not something you can ignore.
> “you find a good one, you better lock her down.”
That’s what I keep telling dudes.
Like the guy on the previous thread where the bitch orgasmed so intensely for him that she started crying.
Shit like that simple does NOT walk into your life every day.
Seize it, make it your own, get it to pushing out your progeny, and HOLD ALPHA FRAME.
Never relinquish frame.
“simple” = simply
yeah, she’ll be the one that got away. the one he’ll be thinking about years from now while he’s trying to keep it hard for some hoe-of-the-week that he knows doesn’t give a rat’s ass about him.
Dude…yes, shit JUST LIKE THAT walks into your life every day. every. single. day.
this weird pedestalization/idealization thing you have going on is almost pathological at this point but i gotta admit is fascinating to watch.
I will say this though…..Brother, you stay on point like a Malinois on a nog at an NAACP convention.
“good girls” meme hilarious as usual.
ain’t no churchianity to TARP your sperm bank, son, start sifting through the pile and happy gaming
@Tilikum
Read this part of the post again
“Instead of a normally functioning sexual market where men are presented with many options among marriageable women of varying degrees of attractiveness (who nonetheless meet the men’s threshold for long-term commitment worthiness), what transpires in a shit market like what we have now is a massive limitation in men’s acceptably attractive mate choices and a replacement with a dichotomous mate choice system.”
Are you saying this isn’t true? Are you saying CH has this all wrong?
You say you’ve got perfect girls falling into your lap every day. The way I see it, you’re either blowing smoke up everyone’s asses or you have a much lower standard for what you call perfect than the rest of us. Good for you if that’s the case. 3′s and 4′s can clean the pipes just as well as an 8 or 9 and they’re easier to tag. If they get the job done for you, more power to you.
Dude, I have long since forgotten how many women I have gotten nekkid with over the years.
Some really seriously high quality poontang.
And that kinda intensity of chemistry with a woman is very very rare.
Do not take it for granted.
“Dude, I have long since forgotten how many women I have gotten nekkid with over the years.
Some really seriously high quality poontang.
And that kinda intensity of chemistry with a woman is very very rare.
Do not take it for granted.”
exactly. any man who says that isn’t the truth is a liar or he hasn’t the chance to experience a super high level of chemistry and intensity with a woman who is into him that much.
you can get plenty of girls off if you know what you’re doing but no matter how good you are, you aren’t overwhelming every single girl you bang with so much raw emotion that she breaks into tears.
it’s not all about gaming and technique. there are situations (and girls) that bring sex to a higher level of intimacy and connection. if you’ve ever experienced anything like that, you know it isn’t an every day occurrence and it’s not something you will experience with every girl.
i’ve been with plenty of ladies myself and i’ll tell you, there are only a handful of girls and moments like that that come to mind.
Yeah I’m saying this too. But “locking them down” with an alpha frame I have found is very very hard…
If you do it right they will ask you to marry them.
To the contrary, Will , with a paper tiger frame however…
Listen. You have a lot work to do, but you’re young so you’ve got time. Keep practicing, learn to juggle women and before long you’ll have a few you can’t get rid of for trying.
“If you do it right they will ask you to marry them.”
yes. this is the only way it will work.
and she’ll make it very easy, issue zero demands and will definitely not blow your money on a lavish party honoring herself.
“locking it down” is what girls do. nothing more pathetic than a guy on one knee supplicating to his woman. no wonder american broads are out of control. when she looks down and sees her man in that position what is she supposed to think?
I’d be keen on seeing a piece on picking a marriagable woman. They all hit the wall, even the 10s, so what makes a good woman. Faithful, sober, self respect, gumption, kindness, good listener, non smoker, good skin, non controlling, intelligent, relaxed, reliable, and, well, thin. That’s what comes to mind for me. A pretty rare creature.
warmth is a great attribute. akin to kindness.
And at the polar opposite of warmth, the very moment that you see signs of The Darkness in her heart, you get the hell outta Dodge.
Remember, a bitch’s soul tends to get DARKER as she ages – over time, she loses the self-discipline to continue the fakery of pretending to be a nice girl.
If she shows flashes of the Darkness before you marry, then it is only going to get exponentially worse once she seals the deal with a marriage license.
and obedient.
What you dont find, you can create.
on picking a marriagable woman:
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Helena Bonham Carter is 48-years-old. Watch the vid and tell me she doesn’t make your magic wand stiff.
helena bonham carter at 28 was a lot hotter. emphasis on a lot.
Zombie Shane.. I have yet to meet a woman who has no darkness in her. The archetype of Medusa the gorgon was created by the Greeks to symbolize the darkness in all women, it’s their shadow. You get women who are in control of their shadow, women who can’t control their inner gorgon, and women who worship their gorgon (aka feminists). A simple marriage shit test to flush out the evil ones is to insist in marriage outside of community of property, and a pre-nup. Neither of those are water-tight, but if she resists those terms you know you’ve picked a lemon. That and women who scale down their size and weight when courting you.
not bad at 48 though
If you guys wanna see a frigging tragic movie, and a heart-breaking role played by Helena Bonham Carter, then check out “Big Fish”.
But it is NOT a feel-good movie.
Some dark, ugly shit is being explored in that movie.
The bizarre thing about Big Fish [2003] is that Jessica Lange is recreating just about EXACTLY the same role, in just about EXACTLY the same movie, as she had done fifteen years earlier, in Everybody’s All-American [1988].
Both very dark, very depressing movies:
I prefer Lynda Carter
because she uses rope:
Helena Bonham Carter. That’s what 48 should and can look like if a woman takes care of herself. Would definitely bang.
I can’t stress this enough. My ex had a lot of these good qualities and we had a kid. I tried to “lock her down” There were many issues I won’t get into here but I have learned kindness is HUGE as my ex was very cold and calculating. She was giving and pretended to do warm and nice things but she was in reality a cold and calculating man hater raised that way since birth. I found this out a bit too late and because of her calculating nature she had the headstart on me on the breakup. Was not pretty.
May I humbly request a CH analysis of Stephen Colbert’s recent interview of Katty Kay and Claire Shipman? (Just google it please). I am seeing and hearing a little slippage by Colbert. Though I haven’t watched him regularly in years. A little pedestalization. A little intimidated and piling on men to suck up to these two, now middle aged “handsome” feministy careery women. What gives? Just lame stream media or something worth commenting on?
Fair play: 6 kids between them.
Is he mainstreem? He gotta toe teh line. No IFs or BUTs
they have to pander to their audience. once Jon stewart made a joke at the expense of feminists saying he needed “to check his privledge” & the audience became audibly angry.
http://slack-of-all-trades.tumblr.com/post/85048891957/jon-stewart-last-night-took-a-beat-to-mock-the
Colbert’s schtick was to act like a centrist, but now that he’s taking over for Letterman he can let his true leftism shine.
thank you
“In a dichotomous mate choice system, beta males no longer have the luxury of choosing between, say, a feminine slender 6 and a tomboyish slender 7. Now they’re restricted to choosing between involuntary celibacy and marriage to a ghastly apparition.”
But why not? There are still 6s and 7s out there. Fewer maybe, but still there.
[CH: quantity is its own quality.]
Those 6s and 7s are getting banged out by alphas. By the time they’re “ready for more” they are no longer marriage material.
side note, I was once solicited by a woman on match.com whose handle was actually “ready4more” lol
classy
Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
100 men will test today
Only 3 wear the Green Beret
Doo doo doo, da doo doo doo…
For those who don;t get the cultural reference :
But they changed the rules to “outcomes-based soldiering” and now EVERYONE gets to wear a beret, so that the losers’ feelings won’t get hurt.
High T and “high T” information about this topic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauri_T%C3%B6rni
even if you got one of the three, you’d still be a fool to marry her.
Overall, even more so than the obesity and the advanced ages and the chimpanzees [i.e. the sewer in wine], I’d say that the two most disturbing trends would be:
1) Some very obvious Princess Barbie Dolls from Hell who have never been told “No” in their entire lives and who feel entitled to pretty much EVERYTHING, and
2) Some pretty strong hints that these chicks are taking their poses [and their demeanors] straight out of the porn industry.
Don’t see much humility or humbleness or meekness in any of these photos.
Nor any sense of chasteness or sexual probity.
Mostly I’m just seeing, “Me me me and more Me!!! Look at ME!!!!!”
PS: “Oh, and check RedTube tomorrow morning, after I’ve uploaded our wedding night video shot in the hot tub of the honeymoon suite!!!”
Exactly why Bridezillas is a show (I wrote to my local station asking them to move it; the show is a horrific freakshow display of entitlement) and why, “Sorry, I’m all booked for cake on that date.” is as oft spoken as it is among cake people.
I got a cold chill down my spine on realizing these pics are the BEST these chicks will ever look. The best just isn’t good enough these days.
Yes, most girls are never thinner than their wedding day. If you can’t diet to look good for ONE DAY, what does that say about your self discipline and respect for your husband?
But what I find even more amazing is that these heavy brides voluntarily entered into this photo contest. Do they really think they can win, or do they know they won’t, but want to make a self-image statement? Do they think they look as good as the thin girls? I really wonder. If I gained a lot of weight the last thing in the world I’d want to do is put up photos for the whole world to see and judge.
I think it is a conspicuous way to get attention and acceptance for being overweight.
Fat People Stories will divest you of your innocence.
It’s almost a hate crime.
They KNOW – in their lizard hindbrain, if not consciously – that men, both gay and straight, find fatties repulsive. A lot of fat people assert their fatness as a kind of “fuck you” to all the normal people, whose ranks they have given up on ever joining, through a combination of laziness and solipsism.
It’s sad, in a way.
This is what losing weight will do:
http://i.imgur.com/l3bKzSd.jpg
…from Matthew’s link. Even her eyes seem to be prettier.
…you know the best way to keep a woman from getting to fat…tell her she looks fat…
And that’s why you are reading here in the manosphere or taking care of yourself and your body and not reading some feminazi BS or supporting antifat shaming campaigns.
these pics are the BEST these chicks will ever look.
Yep. Scary isn’t it? This is one of several reasons that I have been going more and more off-shore – particularly to Asian countries.
In other news today:
“A photo of a dad in a “Feminist Father” polo shirt has swiftly gone viral on Tumblr, where it’s been liked and shared more than 193,000 times since being posted by the man’s proud daughter on Sunday.
“He’s very supportive of me and the decisions I make for myself; he cares so much about me and my passion for feminism,” Kristine Speare, 20, tells Yahoo Shine through a Twitter message regarding her father, Chuck, a restaurant owner in Cherry Hill, NJ. “He completely agrees with the shirt’s message.”
The buzzed-about black shirt — available on retail website Zazzle for $48.90 — is emblazoned, on its back, with the following warning: “Rules for dating my daughter: 1. I don’t make the rules. 2. You don’t make the rules. 3. She makes the rules. 4. Her body, her rules. —Feminist Father”
https://shine.yahoo.com/team-mom/-feminist-father–shirt-worn-by-nj-dad-goes-viral-163733847.html
I always say “My rule. My Way.” when confronted over some non-compliance.
every time i read about one of these feminist memes taking hold of the national consciousness, i think “good god, the nation is filling up with losers.” then i remember the internet is a toilet bowl that collects human turds who love to smell each others’ stinky shit, and hope for my people is ever so marginally renewed.
There are still plenty of dads who wouldn’t wear that shirt.
> “the internet is a toilet bowl that collects human turds who love to smell each others’ stinky shit”
This.
You just have to keep reassuring yourself that things aren’t quite as bad as the Frankfurt School wants you to believe.
The Frankfurt School is engaging in constant 24×7 psychological warfare, wherein the #1 goal is to DEMORALIZE THE ENEMY.
I pity the fool.
…
10yo has already started testing me. I laughed, at that, too.
2 seconds on that chick’s twitter and you know she’s a big fan of slut walks.
3 out of 100?
No chance in Hell.
Unless we’re very narrowly defining “American Women” as:
At least partially white, 16-35 year old, bodyfat of 25% or less, one or fewer tats, tobacco-free, drug-free, hair reaching minimum shoulder-length, reasonably proportioned face and body.
Out of THAT group, perhaps 3 out of 100 possess the necessary femininity, domestic nature, and submissiveness to be considered “marriage material”.
I imagine the ratio changes heavily depending on location, though.
How about:
Not at all black
16-28 years old
Bodyfat 22% or less
no tats
Hard for me to imagine marrying a woman who got a tattoo even one. Multiple ones? It’s like saying “pump and dump me!!!”
“Partially white” = not white. The one drop rule has served America well. Otherwise we would be Brazil.
The reason the white race is going downhill is because to many white people think they can just lay around all pale and stiff like The English Patient; and collect a fuckin check.
You guys are in for a big surprise. The younger white people already experience it.
You cant just walk around all day saying “Im white, Im white” and collect a fucking check like you used to. You are just going to have to do some useful constructing WORK like the rest of us.
You know, considering what a bunch of neurotic, self-obsessed bitches many if not most White women have become, someone like French-Portuguese actress Sara Martins doesn’t look so bad. You can see her foxy personage on BBC’s detective comedy series ‘Death in Paradise’. She may not be classically ‘beautiful’, but has enough exotic sex appeal for 3. And the kids would never have to worry about skin cancer. What’s so bad about Brazil? The glimpses we get during the World Cup look pretty good….temperatures in the upper 80′s in late fall, lots of beaches, bikinis………
@Thwack, there was never a time when someone could live on just being “white”. That is a fantasy invented by the same people who promoted the idea that someone could live on being male. There was never a place or time when simply being any color gave anyone a job or prevented anyone from being exploited by those more powerful and/or with more means.
It just happened that in the U.S. a high proportion of those more powerful and with more means were “white”. The rest who thought their being pale gave them some privilege in and of itself were tools, just like today. The young ones who are complaining about having a degree and not being able to find a job that would enable them to pay off student loans are just the new version of coal miners who found themselves in debt to the company store.
The U.S. has been a racket for a good long time. The only thing that has changed is that now there is less interest in soothing the egos of “white” people with illusions of privilege that never existed except when it was artificially staged by people who had an interest in exploiting them.
There’s the saying that the best way to weaken your enemy is to strengthen his neighbor. When there were significantly more “white” people in the U.S. than there were others, it was profitable to boost their egos. Now that there are more others, it is less profitable, so now others are being boosted in a way that doesn’t actually give them more money or power, but makes them feel better.
It’s like that story I told about the milk cow and the ox.
One of the bigger problems in relationships in this generation is the fact we have cell phones and internet.
Girls would chase a guy in older times b/c if she didn’t she would lose him forever.
“Beta males won’t marry anything.”
So who’s marrying these fuggos? Captains of industry?
omegas. lesser betas. the guy who got picked last for the high school bball game.
Scalzis
And so what you don’t see in those blushing blimp pics are the men they truly wanted who pumped and dumped them, or ignored them for their prettier friends
What you also don’t see are their stretched, scabrous cooze, and the scars on their soul.
not everyone’s got their lunch down yet you son of a bitch
Anyone know any sites/threads for picking up a stoner chick? Not a hippie. Tight game have I, but I can’t read this chick. She’s high all day. Body and face is an 8. She was a jock. No bf for a long time, y? 25 lives with parents. I’m 29, tall, muscular, charming, I don’t smoke pot.
You’d prpbably just have to offer her some shwag to get her into bed. Diggity dank, if you want anal.
If you have tight game why the fuck are you asking some people on the interwebz whom you have no idea their experience with women about how to bang a stoner chick?
Its actually pretty simple man. Get some really fire ganja and send her a pic of it. Tell her to bring a pipe and a smile. I know you said you dont smoke weed but really you should. If anything you can maybe pretend to inhale but I dont see how you arent gonna get fuckin obliterated since it will be your first time getting high.
Just having her smoke while you dont do anything is going to be stupid too. Maybe you could try smoking some before you tell her to come over and hopefully build a tolerance. Either way once you get her to your place ALONE and the both of you fucked up it will be pretty easy to start in on her.
I know people spend like 60 a day on that shit maybe more
don’t get started lol
like he said with tolerance like any drug ya need more and more
I just took up the habit again for the first time this century. The weed is so much stronger than it used to be. An eighth lasts me six months, but no bachelor pad should be without it. Also incredibly helpful for muscle aches if you don’t want to suck down ibuprofen (you’ll understand when you’re 41).
yea i used to smoke every day for couple years after high school
but yea now when i party i guess took a while to start again just know it is a possibility to get to kind of need it
i don’t notice it being stronger than before though
when i party it is free though so yea how i get it is free lol even after high school
i may get a very small amount he he he
just don’t want to be a pothead again
How can you not know that any bitch addicted to any drug (including weed) will fuck you silly if you have said drugs?? This is pussy 101. Yes people high on today’s weed are annoying as fuck but just let her know in subtle ways that if she snorkels the hog she gets a giant bong hit. You don’t have to smoke. Just fake it like others say. Once she is baked she won’t be able to tell you are straight. You will just have to put up with a couple hours of stupidity. Some people also get very quiet on pot due to anxiety. Just stick her in front of the boob tube with munchies.
pussy 501 is not giving em drugs get em off then have them be thankfull for you for helping them lol
WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY WOULD YOU WANT A DRUG ADDICT IN YOUR LIFE?!?
With bonus points for the fact that she might just give birth to your already drug-addicted child?
SRSLY, have you ever spent any time around drug addicts?
drug addict easier to cure than a feminist he he he
Bc what i got she gotta get it put it in her. She’s an 8, mas sexy. So any threads here ? I’m not smoking that shit. The girl comes around dolled up, but she doesn’t make any moves, so i thought she wanted attention and that was It. I texted her once and she didn’t text back, so again I’m thinking attention, then she says “don’t hurt me” now im confused as fuck…
…because they don’t believe in the name of God Almighty for starters..lol…
then she says “don’t hurt me” now im confused as fuck…””””””
she got her heart broken in past maybe thinks you can break her heart
use some kid gloves and shit if ya want
have fun with her
prob be worth it
do you look like a murderer?
is she being literal?
when my chick first met me she was really talkative and said later she thought i was going to kill her
Hurricane Katrina dropped LA obesity back below 30% for a few years. Looks like God hates fat people too!
The porcine brides do not disturb me as much as the fact that aid porcine brides must have thought they had a chance to win the contest since they submitted pics. Is that due to egotistical delusion or is it because they knew that they’d be up against a majority consisting of piggy peers?
Meh. A lot of them look okay to me.
Anyway, it wouldn’t matter if women all suddenly slimmed down and became 18 again. They’d simply adjust their standards accordingly.
I lived on a uni campus for four years, and practically all the girls were slim and hot. None of them would get with me or my friends though. Dat hypergamy.
Get a tiny bit of technique and lose the beta, brother. I don’t have to tell you to raise your standards, that will happen promptly.
I refuse to look at the photos in question, having just eaten. But +78 CH for the Hungry, Hungry Hippos tag. Made my day.
I’m in no hurry to “man up” as long as women refuse to “woman up.”
I would not marry any of em till they passed my tests and then still wouldn’t cause of where they from
better to get lamb and man up that way
I hope Candace’s husband is bringing some serious game to that marriage.
I don’t know about you guys but after coming to terms with Hypergamy and female nature, there is no such thing as a marriageable woman. In order to marry I would have to willfully pull the wool over my eyes and submit to a life of denial. How do you commit to a creature that is always seeking the bigger better deal and is only out for its own interests. Does not compute.
+1
It takes a
villagepatriarchy. You can’t handle a wife yourself.I agree completely.
I know a few guys who married reasonably attractive girls at (for the nightmare world we live in) reasonably young ages – 26 or so.
You know what? At this point, about to turn 30, I don’t feel the slightest twinge of envy for a single one of them.
Even if marrying at 26 wasnt 10 years too late, how could you possibly compete with all the constant Marxist brainwashing from every single institution and the destructive shit from their slut frenemies?
I just don’t see any point in trying. Its a 18-20 year old virgin for me, or nothing. In other words, nothing.
Speaking of which, can anyone offer advice on using things like backpage.com in this Orwellian day and age…?
Never heard of backpage but sounds like something I might want to check out
Easy to spot orcas here; the upper arms on most are dead giveaways. I saw six with arms that I would think of approaching. Then the testing would begin in earnest.
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I think more than three look all right and i’d let all of em suck my dick
They’ve since changed the metric on that CDC obesity chart, post-2010.
Now the deep-red represents over 35%, while there isn’t a state in our union sub 20% (as of 2012). Yikes.
http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html
Even those mile high granola chompin’ fucks in Colorado are fat now.
Shit.
I have the solution: Power Generation. Round up all the damn fat fucks and use them as batteries like in the Matrix. Throw em’ in a vat of velvetta biproduct, USB connect their shit to angry birds and power large cities…
And use excess energy to revamp the space program.
Been reading for over a year now, but first time I had to comment. I got married 4 years ago today to an attractive beta. We fell apart but I showed him this blog and he’s benefitted so much.
I can’t fathom the idiocy of submitting a fat pic to a beauty contest. Looking back at my wedding photos, I wish I could burn them all (because I was 50 pounds heavier, not becase it was a bad day.) A glowing smile does not compensate (and in fact exasperates) a double chin.
Marrying a fattie with a cute face and then making her lose the weight might be advantageous to some lower value men though. As a whale her standards are comprised and her love is nearly effortless to attain. After she slims down though, she would still love her husband.
No, she’d start looking to trade up.
That post was born out of all the efforts I’ve repeatedly read men relate to me when they say how unbelievable their breakups were. As if all of the investment, emotional, physical, financial, familial, etc. would be rationally appreciated as a buffer against hypergamy. The reason for their shock and disbelief is that their mental state originates in the assumption that women are perfectly rational agents and should take all of their efforts, all of their personal strengths, all of the involvement in their women’s lives into account before trading up to a better prospective male. There is a prevailing belief that all of their merits, if sufficient, should be proof against her hypergamous considerations.
http://therationalmale.com/2012/05/21/relational-equity/
http://therationalmale.com/2012/05/16/hypergamy-doesnt-care/
“After she slims down though, she would still love her husband.”
Umm, ever heard of hypergamy? “Over a year” here and still failing at basics, eh woman?
Bottom line: She would despise him (if subconsciously) for marrying her fat fuck, since that spells out his evolutionary unfitness/loserdom in no uncertain terms. He is a starter husband for a whale. Her “love” for him is highly fluid (and conditional) and is diametrically opposite of her SMV. So yeah, if she were to slim down she would be outta that door faster than she could say “sucka!”
Of course these heffers will post pictures of their chubby bodies stuffed into their wedding dress. They’ve likely received 100 “likes” minimum on their Facebook accounts for these very same photos and were told on “their special day” at least another 20 times how beautiful they looked. Their reality is anything but. Its more like the classic twilight zone episode where everyone must think happy thoughts to appease the little boy who can kill with malicious thoughts. But instead of telepathic powers, these monstrous women will employ hysterics, drama , indignation, screaming, the waterworks, whatever it takes, to induce compliance with assuaging her ego. So her friends and relatives employ happy thoughts as the path of least resistance. And if she does feel bad about herself she can easily get a Rx of “vitamin X(anax)”.
“Its the tide. Its the dismal tide. Its not the one thing.”
Being plugged into mainstream media outlets is a nonstarter. If her mind has succumbed to ykw filth and agitprop move the f@ck on. Crappy values aside these women are where hard ons go to die….
One of the three:
https://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/tbt-see-jill-duggar-derick-dillard-courtship-photos-222800124.html
I don’t want to be too hard on this guy because I am really happy to see any public examples of somewhat patriarchal marriage practices being promoted (however reluctantly) by the YKW media. Furthermore, she looks to be a cute and refreshingly retro-submissive girl. And the Duggar fertility is well known, so there are several things to celebrate. They have a more than decent shot at normalcy.
However…got to spot the beta tells. (I understand what he’s going through, I have been there for awkward engagement/wedding photos when I was young and blue pill.) In the top photo he is mate-guarding. He might get away with it were it not for the cheesy grin but, if you’re going to side-hug her in the photo, a stonewall face is the only option, or maybe a knowing smirk. I don’t like, either, the way he’s cradling the flower vase. His posture though is not too bad and, at least he is not gazing at her, something that photographers often encourage in these settings. A better image here would have been for her to hold a bouquet or dispense with flowers entirely. And it would be great to have her looking up to him a bit.
Second picture: he seems to be protecting his junk a little, the way Obama did in the famous Alpha/Beta comparison photo with Putin. This could all be fixed by straightening his shoulders and splaying his knees even wider while planting his palms firmly on his thighs.
Strawberry photo is SWPL gay-ish. May imply that she bakes though.
Overall this guy could improve the alpha presence in photos dramatically by simply smiling less. I don’t think it’s a good idea for guys to show their teeth much, especially in photos. Way too supplicating, both to her and the audience.
Those are some bleak pictures. Who would want them, when there are young girls in some foreign countries who will be thin and healthy and be the mother of your kids. Compare a 16 year old uneducated 8 from a poor family, with those “women of accomplishment”. Which wife would anyone really rather have?
I find this one the most attractive: http://images.iheart.com/service/img/scale(0,480)/t2/presslaff_contests/ugc/297456/297456_25ce72914b89f2ae6d75915658ee9235.jpg
What do you guys think of her?
she needs to lose 20 pounds. and that’s just off her chin.
That’s basically the reply I was expecting. For me though, women who are much skinnier rarely even pass “the boner test.”
you are the exception. most men would agree with me that she’s chubby and needs to drop the trimester 20.
There are surveys that say otherwise if you trust the respondents. She’s also probably more fertile than a Victoria Secret type.
The VS model will pop out a sprog or two when the time comes (like Doutzen Kroes, still active). Not convinced this one will do any better.
If fertility is the main draw, and why shouldn’t it, marry a young woman, not a fat woman.
Two red flags there. One, that’s as thin as she gets. Chances are she’ll have Ahab after her in less than ten years. Two, she’s posing with a horse. Danger Will Robinson Danger! I have never met a suitable woman who was involved with horses. Never.
She looks like she could crack 2 miles at full gallop without breaking a sweat, but if she’s wearing blinkers she probably has temperament problems.
I was confused by your joke at first because I hadn’t noticed the horses since the woman was so hot.
Nice. I noticed the horses first because the woman is NOT hot. Needs to lose at least 20 and stay focused on keeping it off or she’s going to scare the horses.
Thick arms and not much of a waist on the dress, so not very promising even before you unwrap the package.
Those tits look promising.
Ho hum.
She seems a bit to happy about seeing that horse.
she is pretty in the face and does seem to have a certain je nais se quoi but too big for me
but I will admit to looking at and feeling this chicks tits her mom set me up with on a frame about that big and I did enjoy them they were kind of perfect she also had the pretty face but couldn’t see a long term prospect
she did suck some good dick though lol
she with a super skinny dude and just got preggers but it did take a long time and multiple tries miscarriages she was kind of coming to me to try to get me to insert a specimen but yea I wasn’t with it
She looks like Dudley Dooright with a brunette wig.
Amerindians and Blacks have higher obesity rates. USA is becoming more NAM, so it’s going to get fatter and fatter, but hey Mexico has crossed into becoming a very obese country as of now thanks to fast food McDonald’s style exports…
CH is a true feminity-ist.
Betas WILL marry anything. http://www.hot995.com/contests/summer-bridal-showdown/297456/Vote/photoDetail/401279
Hypergamy is avoided among the Lambdas.
Feminism has created perverse incentives. Literally.
It’s like the Bible says. “while I was still searching but not finding– I found one upright man among a thousand, but not one upright woman among them all.”
A good man is hard to find. A good woman is pretty much impossible to find.
Ecclesiastes 7:28
Marriage for the vast majority of modern American females is about one thing: securing in a contract (enforced by the State they control collectively) the most powerful/desirable male as a tool to accomplish whatever ends she is planning. (And yes, she IS planning.) And as you witness, that is exactly what the husbands they marry do. Whatever they’re told.
“Behold men, and look upon your ruination. Betas WILL marry anything. ANYTHING, and this is what keeps the perpetual cycle of disgusting fat entitled average americunts reproducing.”
lol
This kid is right. We all have these “men” in our families and amongst acquaintances/friends. Mebbe 40, 50 percent of modern u.s. males fit. The Horror the Horror. And these ARE the proud boyos who are so psycho-sexually needy before women that they will supplicate to ANYTHING in order to maintain smooth sailing with the boss.
These are the betrayers of your nation, and of masculinity and fatherhood in America. They were the Champions of Womankind for the past 40 years of incremental gender apartheid in America. So these malethings got on the Brownskirt Bandwagon, covered their asses, and left the rest of y’all as prey to their governments, courts, media, laws, schools/universities. So on.
By the time U.S. women are late-thirties, most know exactly how to target the male product they judge badgerable and manipulable into the sham that is modern marriage. And when they are done, they unleash these pathetic punks on the rest of you to do the gynarchy’s behest, just as they obey their own wives and daughters.
You might say this all is rather a repeating pattern amongst human beings. :O)
Cheers.
I doubt that it’s a mere 3%, but it’s definitely true that most women have nothing more to offer a man than their ass, tits, and poosy, and a good 80% of women don’t even have that going for them.
I only made it through 5 or 6 pics because it seemed like a depressing exercise. Didn’t see anything I’d approach. DC is a shithole in so many ways and certainly no place to find bangable, let alone marriageable, women.
If you stay there you’re handicapping yourself.
Yep.
CH’s fishbowl analysis, while entertaining, is fundamentally flawed because it only looks at the sexual marketplace from a domestic point of view.
It’s irrelevant for the International Man.
Which by inference makes your critique irrelevant. The target audience was clearly the north American male living in and dating in north America, the international man was not a consideration except perhaps to point to as an escape strategy.
http://www.1080-highdef.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/austin_powers_international_man_of_mystery_front.jpg
I have to revise my numbers slightly. They have added some more photos. I’d say the bangable is now ten, dateable about five, but I’ll stick to my guns on the three I’d even consider ringing up. (Presuming she has magically been sheltered from feminist agitprop for her entire life)
[…] There’s a lot of chatter among the cuntocracy about how men aren’t “manning up” and doing their duty to marry off all the single ladies. […]
I looked at pretty much all of the photos, there are none that are marriage material, because they all look like they hit the cock carousel three times or more before taking those oh so vain pictures of themselves, breaking the seams of the wedding dresses they tricked their orbiters into paying for. Three are bangable while sober, and the rest are either butterfaces, or landwhales to avoid and mock at all costs.
This is why women in america are lost..totally uninhibited.
http://newsone.com/3023365/jeremy-meeks-gorgeous-calif-mans-mugshot-goes-viral-video/
Not even a month after getting slammed, lectured, shamed for the eliot rodger shit women are literally throwing themselves at a felon (alleged, this is America remember…but c’mon) solely based on looks alone.
This is infuriating to men. We got #yesallwomen..the speeches and shaming and live daily in a “this is why men are bad” world then this, women losing their goddamn minds for a guy who is a pretty good bet that he would beat the ever living shit out of them, take all her money, and vanish with someone younger, hotter tighter. The very being men are shamed for even half way emulating with a “player” lifestyle.
Shut your fuckin mouths ladies, you can’t be taken seriously. Every man hating feminist needs to look at this picture knowing he’s being charged with multiple gun felonies (not to mention the tear drop tat indicating he’s likely killed someone before) and if she can honest to God tell us he does not incite tingles, which contradicts what her dumbass preaches on a daily basis then she gets a feminism preacher pass. If not, I think she loses every bit of credibility and should publicly apologize for spreading filthy lies her entire adult life.
The same fuckin libtard women who want gun control, shame men for ALL being rapists, spreading this “rape culture” myth are literally salivating and losing all sense of modesty for a mugshot. This is the modern american woman fellas. Snap the fuck out of it. Want pussy? Run in a street gang, trade guns and drugs, steal, lie, kill, that’s all you need to do for these hoes really. Everything you retards enjoy would be gone in 20 years and you’d have that 3rd world country you’re always trying to save…logic is completely fucking lost on liberal women.
And men are shamed for “objectifying” women? Fuck you ladies, fuck you….at least we fuckin clown on convicted felons and hold some ethical standard. Even these super hot teachers and their stories don’t get near the attention this guy is. Grown women acting like teenagers, making t-shirts, facebook fan pages, fake facebook accounts, fake twitter accounts. These are 20 something women doing this guys. PAY ATTENTION.
I’m not even mad or jealous of this guy or what he does…I’m mad about the resounding, in your fucking face, main stream media, castrating, ball busting, brow beating message crammed down every man’s throat every single day. Man up, be a beta provider, guys are so mean, creepy, rapey blah blah.. I hope the next generation get the resounding message and go scorched earth on this country we built. Fuck em.
mmmh he’s soo hot I would let him do anything to me #literally
Are you a homosexual?
Calm down man. Breathe. Some things are outside of your control. Yeah, it’s bleak. Women will do whatever makes them feel good right this moment. And so should you.
Well, this is similar to how pretty, modest, feminine girls feel when guys drool over orange skinned skanks with day glo hair and neck tattoos.
[CH: false dichotomy. men “drool” over pretty modest girls too. the only relevant variable is the prettiness.
let me put it to you this way so it sinks in. if a man sees two equally pretty girls, and one of them is slutty and giving signals to him that she wants to bang, he’ll head in her direction if he’s horny. but he’ll be just as attracted to the pretty chaste girl, and will in fact devote more money and time on the chaste girl should a relationship be on his mind.
ps you have a habit of dropping some real stinkers about 20% of the time. do you need your commenting culled by that amount? or will you start to self-police?]
Big difference is we’re not out in the main stream world spitting fire about the opposite. It’s pretty simple really, any girl with half a brain (actually most can see this before the age of 10 even, the socially retarded ones resist the demands of the natural SM ala “real men prefer curves ie fat”) can see what men like and will commit to and we don’t muddy the waters with a full on federal, media, social agenda of changing that. FACT: Men like attractive, sweet women. This is no fuckin surprise, it’s not fought, it’s not doctored up or concealed. That’s that. An equivalent (lie) scenario for “maleism” would be everything as it is now with male desire in the media yet the real SMV revealed men actually preferring fat mean bitches. I think that would make some females looking for commitments very angry.
dude above, cryo, just because I cuss and shit in my comments doesn’t mean I’m furious. I talk like this in real life, that and typing like 90 wpm, it doesn’t take much, I’m not losing sleep over it but as a rational fellow..I’m an engineer/troubleshooter type…I can’t help but point out the “crime against all logic and rationale” behind all that garbage about elliot rodger being “what’s wrong with our society” then seeing this and there’s almost no dissenting voice pointing out the hypocrisy
@Knowbody: “Big difference is we’re not out in the main stream world spitting fire about the opposite.”
Yes, you’re right. That is the big difference.
so you described a natural as such…
……Want pussy? Run in a street gang, trade guns and drugs, steal, lie, kill, that’s all you need to do for these hoes really……
so that’s were learned intelligent systematic and attitudinal game such as prizing (look up swinggcat) is the better way…the other is not the price i want to pay…i’ve only been seriously studying game for about a year now and don’t understand half of what is being talked about but i do feel and see real changes from it…
I surely hope theses are black & Latinas who dig this ugly dirt bag nigga.
Great post CH and @knowbody…you nailed it bro
And yea yea yea…NAWALT (speaking of which…that’s the fucking same thing as #notallmen (https://twitter.com/hashtag/notallmen, check that shaming fellas!)…Well here’s the catch, maybe 1% if that are shaming these girls. I would say generally more men shame other men than women do their own, that’s pretty well obvious, and no we don’t have a “how dare you tell him what to do” mantra to support anti-shaming clans. Roosh said it, the end game for feminism is absolving all responsibility for women. It is encouraged to shame men and outright met with hostility if you even suggest shaming a single quality in a female. Tribal tats on a guy = FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. Ass eating shorts, conflicting ideal tattoos, fat, piercings everywhere female = empowered.
Because grrrrlpower, right?
Guys, I don’t care if you don’t use twitter, it’s public and very popular, more so than facebook for social commentary.
Look up
https://twitter.com/hashtag/yesallwomen for a good snapshot of western females
..obesity map..that’s some funny shit man…
…i guess i shouldn’t feel too bad about myself then…i’ve only been looking for about a year now and think i have found one who is marriage material…hint hint: she’s a conservative christian…blond and has a great ass and is very very sweet…
put some buns in that oven before the frankfurt school gets a hold of her womb! /ZS
…it took some time to find one i would want to..you really can’t put a bun in an incinerator can you…
I agree with your overall point but don’t think this is a representative sample. This is a collation of precisely the type of women who would enter a 1000 dollar contest for a crappy pop radio station. Hell, even the fact that they listen to radio instead of satellite radio or 100% iPod/iPhone is a serious class indicator. I don’t think I’d ever be in a social situation where I’d meet a single one of these women. I don’t know a single man or woman who can even name a single local radio station. OK, I know people who know 1010 WINS but that is because of news, not music.
The animated map looks representative of White Genocide.
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=943
Pearls of wisdom from Brother Nathaniel.