British women (and American women moreso) really have been getting beefier over the past few generations. [T]he average modern woman would seem like a giant to her great-great-grandmother, because in the past 80 years all measurements of the female body have increased dramatically.Yet it’s nothing to do with genetics – simply a result of the […]
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In yesterday’s post , one of the beta male of the month contenders was a guy who had lifted a hideous chubster onto his shoulders (“Do I even lift? Why, yes, I do lift!”) so that she could flash the crowd of gawkers a pair of bee stings that Manboob Emeritus David Fatrelle laughs at. […]
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There’s a lot of chatter among the cuntocracy about how men aren’t “manning up” and doing their duty to marry off all the single ladies. But maybe, just maybe, part of the reason for this male abdication of the sacred institution of marriage is the poor quality of the women on offer. Just how bad […]
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Their body language is a dead giveaway. She’s leaning into him body and head, he’s leaning away from her. Charitably, he can’t support her weight. Uncharitably, he’s already withdrawing in preparation of the many years he has ahead to come to terms with his defeat. The resolution isn’t strong enough to determine if his eyes […]
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Girls may be sugar and spice and everything nice, but in the no holds barred, winner take all tournament to the procreative death known as the sexual market women are just as ruthless – perhaps more ruthless – than are men to their same sex competition. How do women undermine other women? They employ two […]
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Most of you are familiar with Occam’s Razor , the principle that of two or more competing theories to explain a phenomenon, the simplest one is likely the true one. With a nod to Occam, CH introduces Orca’s Razor. Orca’s Razor: Of two or more competing theories for why men don’t want to date fat […]
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E’rebody not in da club getting tipsy over this blubbery fat chick scene from a recent Louis CK episode. For reasons that cannot be explained by the established laws of logic, a great hue and squeal from the ungulate freak parade has arisen to rejoice over this scene as a breakthrough for Realtalk™ about the […]
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Read this OkCupid profile and try to guess the sex of the person who wrote it. Don’t read further until you’ve made your guess. . . . Still guessing? . . . . . . . . . . These are your American women. Delightfully feminine bunch, ain’t they? This profile, minus a few giveaways, […]
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Fat apologists: Environmental shocks: Keepin’ it real .
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Facebook Likes are a cancer on society. They glorify feels and enervate reason. They abet lies and exile truth. But they do perform a valuable service for the keen observer of civilizational decay. The FB Like, and what gets Liked most, are revealing glimpses into a nation’s character, and especially the character of its women, […]
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