Digging through the archives of the Chateau Heartiste library, we find a post about the hazards of LTRs and marriage . Now you can’t do anything without her, and she you. In the beginning, this is a necessary process to build the level of trust and bonding that distinguishes the LTR from any run of […]
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In yesterday’s post , Days of Broken Arrows made the following observation: “Fatties also have a problem of unreasonable standards. I don’t think I’ve ever met a fat chick who was not convinced that she was still entitled to a 99-point checklist [Ed: 463 bullet point checklist is the term of art] and a man […]
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The only thing this picture is missing that would make it the absolute perfect representation of the de-balled and de-souled modern SWPL man-lite is a “vibrant” infant tucked into the fat bride’s meatloaf arm. secret secret, i’ve got a secret! You might call this the 21st century Western equivalent of the drawing and quartering.
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Contrary to a previous study claiming that fatter people live longer than underweight people (a flawed study that was, not surprisingly, trumpeted by feminists, fatties and those who shudder at the thought of sexual market standards), a new study has concluded that fatness will shorten your lifespan: While some past studies have shown that persons […]
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I really love these posts that rip feminist mythology to shreds (a fun and easy sport even the kids will love!). You can just imagine their porky forehead veins throbbing with rage as they read the following article by Virginia Postrel: We should never again hear anyone declare that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 […]
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The beauties are back strutting their stuff on the slut walk . Yeah, they do their thunderous waddle on the slut walk: I have news for this deluded bog creature. Sexy fattie is an oxymoron (emphasis on both the ox and moron). Interestingly, slutty fattie is not. Don’t bother trying to do pickup at a […]
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The Village Voice has an article about fatty fuckers. These are the tiny minority of weirdos who like to fuck waddling land whales. Here’s a pic to get you in the right frame of mind: Read the whole article if you want to toss up your lunch. Ex: Entries happily, ravenously, robustly referenced double bellies, […]
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Nothing better illustrates the destruction that fatness visits upon a woman’s attractiveness than before and after pics of her weight gain. A website has posted a bunch of these types of before and after shots and the results are stunning… stunningly depressing. Every single one of the girls went from highly bangable sexy tarts to […]
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Monica “Keeper of the cigars” Lewinsky says she’s still in love with super alpha Bill Clinton: Bill Clinton’s former intern Monica Lewinsky has not got married or had children because she is reportedly still in love with him and ‘always will be’. ‘Monica still hasn’t got over Bill and would take him back in a […]
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A reader emails: This is a picture of a girl I dated my last year of college (she was 2 years behind me). The first pic is her right after we stopped dating, the second pic (purple shirt) is her after a year and a half of marriage… Tragic. It’s scientifically proven that women pack […]
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