From the email wing of the Chateau: I’m doing relationship game. How do I deal with comments from my girlfriend about her ex. Well, really he was just a friend with benefits. She recently told me “There was good sex with him.” She definitely gets her world rocked with me in bed. The sex is […]
Category Archive for 'Girls'
The Training Of The Shrew
Posted in Girls, Hope and Change, Inner Beauty, Psy Ops on Nov 5th, 2010
A buddy’s girlfriend and I were watching a movie on his TV and a scene had come on featuring the lead actress dragging her beta boyfriend to her alpha ex-boyfriend’s house for a party. “This guy is a doofus for agreeing to go with her to her ex’s party. He’s walking into a trap. Any […]
Female Beauty Ranking: The Elusive 10
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Oct 29th, 2010
It is spoken of in reverent tones by men from all walks of life, yet who can honestly say they’ve seen, let alone banged, a genuine hard 10 in the real world? The 10 is perfect female beauty, above which there is no better, only differently perfect. Some men, vexed by the philosophical conundrum of […]
Teasing Should Be Like Breathing
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Oct 26th, 2010
My girl had challenged me to a pushup hold contest. This is where you assume the pushup position and hold it there for as long as you can. I had said she stood no chance with me, and she eagerly set out to prove me wrong. But instead of following the script she was expecting, […]
Update On The C-SPAN Ex-Lovers Spat
Posted in Current Events, Dating, Girls on Oct 20th, 2010
An anonymous source emailed the following to Chateau headquarters: As someone who knows Seavey and Rittelmeyer, I’d like to point out that she deserves it. She is crazy. Seavey is usually not so crazy, but he is showing some restraint. Right after he broke up with her, I overheard him discuss how sociopathic she was: […]
Why So Serious?
Posted in Game, Girls, Psy Ops, The Good Life, Vanity on Oct 18th, 2010
The night was late. I was killing her softly with a tune I began playing on my guitar. She eased back, ensconced in the plush cushions of my sofa, and her eyelids lowered a bit as I strummed my grandioso opus for her ears only. A content smile warmed her face and she interrupted me […]
The Duke Rejection List
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Escape, Girls, Sluts, The Big City Life, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 12th, 2010
I’ve gotten more emails to write about this Duke slut Karen Owen than I have on any other topic. I wasn’t interested at first, having scanned the notorious Powerpoint (also at this link in case first doesn’t work) and concluded that it was just another story of a whore riding the (alpha) cock carousel who […]
Anal Sex The New Technicality
Posted in Culture, Dating, Girls, Sluts, The Pleasure Principle on Oct 7th, 2010
(This post is dedicated to Geert Wilders in his fight against the forces of powerful leftist intellectuals intent on punishing him for the sin of speaking his mind on a subject that gives the leftie witch hunters the hives — namely, the capitulation of Europe to Islam. May he be victorious in his battle against […]
Attention Whore Hyperactivity Disorder
Posted in Culture, Girls, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Vanity on Sep 30th, 2010
Roosh’s post about the future of game brought to mind a trend in female behavior regarding girls and their self-perceived value shooting through the roof thanks to relentless male attention from social network sites and online dating. Thought experiment: imagine two girls with an objective beauty rank of 6. Which girl will have a higher […]
Gaming Asian Girls
Posted in Foreign Girls, Game, Girls on Sep 28th, 2010
An anonymous reader with yellow fever emails: Dear Chateau, I was reading your post about when not to use game (game = no no for 4s and under) when I remembered seeing about two posts with a herb and its asian girlfriend. Would you say that one shouldn’t use game on Asians? Or would what […]
