The two critical rules for older guys dating girls under 25: Rule #1: Don’t be needy You should never be needy with any woman (exceptions made if she’s an over 30 divorcee with two kids and a Snickers bar figure) but it is especially important to refrain from showing even the slightest displays of neediness … Read more
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Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Girls on Feb 4th, 2008
Anecdotally, I suspect it is. Adjusting for age and weight, there seem to be more pretty girls than ever before. If you opened two high school yearbooks side by side, one from 2007 and one from 1987, and restricted your sample size to those girls who weren’t overweight, I bet you’d come away with the … Read more
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Posted in Girls, Vanity on Jan 28th, 2008
It’s no news that guys inflate their notch numbers and girls undercount theirs. What is amusing is how girls find ways to lower their total score by devising elaborate schemes that make distinctions between sex and “fooling around”. Hummers are a great example of this. While not technically sex, it’s close enough that she can’t just … Read more
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Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Jan 17th, 2008
In relation to yesterday’s post, there are three main reasons why a girl would withhold sex from her bf/husband. Two of these reasons signal deep trouble with the health of the relationship. she’s trying to manipulate him with vagina power. she’s lost attraction for him. she’s genuinely not in the mood due to sickness or injury. … Read more
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Posted in Girls, Psy Ops on Jan 16th, 2008
A local DC girl wrote a post about withholding sex in an effort to strong arm her boyfriend to marry her. (Note: The original post has been taken down by the author but you can google cache to find it.) Let’s start this off with a patented maxim: Maxim #25: Withholding sex is the tactic of … Read more
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Posted in Dating, Girls, Hitting The Wall on Jan 11th, 2008
The following are one sentence observations of girls I’ve dated in the past five years sorted by their ages. 19 – Slipped me a pink pill in Club Five and flaked on the third date. 21 – She made a CD mix to play while we ate a home-cooked meal by candlelight — in her husband’s apartment. 23 – Needed zero foreplay. … Read more
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Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty on Jan 3rd, 2008
There are two types of chicks that give me headaches. The girl who gets aroused by witty banter. Usually this will go on for hours until she is sufficiently lubricated for sex, and then another three hours after sex to seal the bonding process. Eventually, I give up on girls like this, and turn one eye to the TV … Read more
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Posted in Escape, Girls, Ridiculousness on Dec 12th, 2007
I had the following phone conversation with a girl I was asking out for a third date: Me: How does Tuesday sound? Her: Oh no, Thursday is better. Tuesday is no good, that’s girls’ night! Me: Is this anything like a lesbian orgy? Her: Ha, no, we get together and do arts and crafts every … Read more
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Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Dec 6th, 2007
It’s a Very Special Christmas Girlfriend or Fling. This photo looks like an advertisement for Peroni, the Miller Lite of Italian beer, but it is in fact an actual nightclub shot. Most Northeast Asian girls (Japan, China, Korea) are good girlfriend material. They are more monogamously inclined than other races of women, save the Finns … Read more
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Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Nov 29th, 2007
I once had to get rid of a girl for a shallow reason. It’s a shame, too. I didn’t want to… she was cute, considerably younger, sweet… but some things are non-negotiable deal killers. I was finger banging her during foreplay and, because I like the full experience, I brought my fingers up to my … Read more
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