Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Girls, Psy Ops, Self-aggrandizement on Nov 11th, 2009
Reproduction is a biological arms race. Did you think women would just lie down as more and more players plunder their goods? Well, yes, they would, but they will also respond with anti-player counterinsurgency tactics, because it is the subconscious algorithm of women to make it as difficult as possible for men to get up … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Oct 20th, 2009
When you date a girl for longer than two months the odds become better than even that she will erupt into spontaneous waterworks for no discernible reason. All girls do this, even the stable normal ones. In fact, you should be concerned that you are dating a stone hearted bitch if she doesn’t inexplicably cry on … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Inner Beauty, Marriage Is For Chumps on Oct 14th, 2009
Here’s a quote from a female commenter to an article about emotionally unavailable men that was posted over at one of those loser feminist sites that rhymes with Jizzabel: This is me, I love my husband but every once in awhile I wish he weren’t so into me. I think I’m still emotionally unavailable but … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Oct 12th, 2009
There are two reasons men get bored with women: Intellectual incompatibility and beauty incompatibility. The less mentally stimulating or aesthetically stimulating a woman is to a man, the quicker he will grow bored with her and throw his worm back into the waters for nibbles from new fish. Which of these two factors controls a larger … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Sluts on Oct 2nd, 2009
I stumbled across a truly unintentionally hilarious tell-all. Some college chick banged Tucker Max during his promotional bus tour for his movie and she wrote about it on the internet. I Slept With Tucker Max, the Internet’s Biggest Asshat The fun starts before we even get past the title! The author’s name is Courtney, but … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2009
…being this guy: Hope’s boyfriend. An anonymous reader sent me this photo with the following message: “gets more tail than all the herbs and betas on this site”. What’s going on here? Clearly, Wolfman has a genetic mutation. Some things we know: Chicks dig gnarly mutations. Chicks especially dig gnarly mutations that confer a measure of fame upon the sufferer. … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, The Big City Life on Sep 7th, 2009
I’ve found day game nirvana. The Paper Source, on M Street in Georgetown, is swimming in snapper. Swimming, Jerry! I couldn’t believe the wall to wall babes in this place, browsing, of all things, paper and paper accessories. As one Yelp reviewer wrote: What is it about women and stationary? If a girl ever looked … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Aug 26th, 2009
Here’s a helpful tip for all the men out there: If your girlfriend starts spending a lot of time with her girl friends, and begins speaking of them in glowing terms, you are being slandered. Count on it. This is how girls bond. When you first begin dating a girl you’ll notice that she’s all … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Aug 25th, 2009
We all know from endless studies and surveys that women have a more difficult time than men achieving orgasm during sex. Many theories have been put forward to explain this mystery, and even to explain why the female orgasm exists in the first place since it’s not necessary like the male orgasm is for procreation. … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life, The Id Monster on Aug 24th, 2009
Damian and I were out with a mixed group. One of the girls got very drunk on martinis (fast action truth serum) and pulled Damian aside for what I thought was the beginning of making beautiful music together. Later that night, Damian announced he was going home alone, and the rest of us were left with … Read more
