Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Hope and Change, Pretty Lies, Rules of Manhood on Mar 18th, 2014
When yer lurvable CH manor lord was a wee lad sprinkled with fresh down, many illusory obstacles set themselves in his path to mastering the hearts of newly teenaged girls in the plum ripeness of supercuteness. He would carefully listen to them dictate to friends in squealing cadence the qualities they loved about the boys … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Id Monster, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 18th, 2014
“Do you want to put it in my ass?” I’ve heard women speak to me a million permutations of sexy invitations and romantic aches, but none hastened my heart, boiled my blood, and coagulated my cock like these nine words sailing over a smooth, prone shoulder and landing ear-ways with a sparrow’s chirp. I wish … Read more
Posted in Dating, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Mar 14th, 2014
Read this OkCupid profile and try to guess the sex of the person who wrote it. Don’t read further until you’ve made your guess. . . . Still guessing? . . . . . . . . . . These are your American women. Delightfully feminine bunch, ain’t they? This profile, minus a few giveaways, … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 11th, 2014
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a female beauty ranking post. It’s good to remind women why they were put here on Zod’s green earth. But this time, instead of featuring a series of photos of exceptionally pretty women and arguing vociferously over the small details in character… personality… chest size that separate a 9 … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Mar 6th, 2014
It’s hardly a secret, even among the SWPL hypocrati, that IQ is important to individual life outcomes, (and, on a grander scale, to a nation’s civilizational supremacy), that it correlates to a host of happy behavioral traits, and that dysgenic mating trends threaten to “decivilize” the West if nothing is done to reverse them. Given … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 28th, 2014
The datanauts at OKCupid ran the back channel numbers for New York City to find out who among the city’s 400,000 users on the dating site were the “most desired”, an appellation that relied on the simple metric of which users received the most messages from lovelorn horndogs. (More on that later.) CH has taken … Read more
The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans. It’s just that times change, … Read more
PrettyWi$e, a possible troll whose question nonetheless serves to impart a useful lesson, asks, My girl sent me a nude about 20mins ago… And replied saying “oops wrong number”. I will admit it did get under my shit, but should I even respond to such crap? What this reader’s girl is running is a form … Read more
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy instruction to “find me”? The niceguy romantic beta had one photo of her on his phone, which … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Feb 22nd, 2014
The post subject says it all. A reader asks, Read your site regularly. Thanks for the time and effort. Interested in your thoughts: I’ve got a recent girlfriend- good looking, moneyed background, sweet girl but lots of confidence. She is, however, outright jealous- or at least catty- about an ex of mine who she has … Read more
