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“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:

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Reader mendo earned himself an honorary Chateau post with this gem of a comment in which he explains his “beauty-boning correlation” categories of varying intimacy. Reminds me of a recent categorization I’ve been developing in regards to rating a women’s face. Beautiful–making out whilst boning her Pretty–looking at her whilst boning Okay–looking at the boning […]

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Reader Gas Mask parodied (aka improved the veracity of) a dating app advertisement featured on the Goodbye, America blog. The original ad: And Gas Mask’s pitch perfect parody: The blue city dating scene is now filled with these over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they […]

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I’ve resisted turning this blog into a gossip mill, but a juicy titbit hurtled across my wired tin can that I feel impelled to comment on, if for no other reason than that it devilishly and deviously exploits anti-pozz alt-icons to corroborate timeless Chateau maxims. (In this case, “ chicks dig jerks “.) ie it’s […]

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A natural red-head early 20s girl in a summer dress riding a bike on a warm spring day as a gust of wind catches the hem and lifts it just enough to glimpse sheer pink panties caressing a smoothly perfect ass cheek. Praise Cleft.

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A thought occurred to me while noticing a boy-hipped, broad-shouldered manjaw crank out a 10-rep set of man-pushups at the gym without breaking a sweat. She wasn’t half-bad in the facial area, and her body, despite its cylindricality, was thin and taut. Her lunge-carved ass broke the straight line of her figure, supplying just enough […]

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If you come at the Queen, you best not miss. Rockets Kiss Cam just buried this dude LOL 😭 pic.twitter.com/8xlk9oUjGj — Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) May 12, 2017 Details . A private friendzoning is a punch to the nuts, but a public friendzoning….well that’s just a drawing and quartering of a man’s soul. Unnecessary cruelty. A […]

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I’ve made this point before , but I think Tes tos Tyrone puts it more elegantly, Even more fundamental Cap… it’s hidden in the two words “Invade/Invite”. Invading is to enter, conquer, overwhelm, force to submit… to invite is to invite in, to attract, lure, entice or tempt. At its most basic, this is in […]

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What other conclusion are we to draw when the voting behavior and opinions of single White women corroborates exactly what this post’s title asserts? From Bigly E, another id-buster post that reveals a leetle too much about the vagoconductive currents that emanate from single White women’s hindbrains. Single white women are more opposed to a […]

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Some words should never be spoken aloud….unless speaking them aloud is personally advantageous. Once upon a tingle, I had gotten into a shouting match with a girl I was dating. As is the wont of her sex, she quickly wound herself up to a height of melodrama and hysteria on the flimsiest and stupidest of […]

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