Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game on Apr 30th, 2014
Shit tests, like boobs, come in all shapes and sizes. But, also like boobs, shit tests all share a basic structure. You won’t ever confuse a boob for a foot, for instance. Similarly, you won’t confuse a shit test for loving affection. Continuing with the CH series of posts compiling the likely shit tests men … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 28th, 2014
– Any time you’re out ordering chicken with a girl is the perfect time to use the “I’m a breast/leg/dark meat man. Whoa, that’s not what I meant!” line. – A decent out-of-the-gate neg: Stroll up, look over girl puzzlingly, say “I don’t know if you’re worth a cheesy pick-up line.” – Women will construe your complaining, however justified, … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 25th, 2014
This is filched from another pickup forum because it so neatly encapsulates the type of attitude you’ll get from smartass girls. CH is, we profess with some pride, well-schooled in the razor-sharp art of parrying smartass chicks; born and bred in a sea of sarcasm n’ snark queens, we have learnt our trade the best … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 22nd, 2014
If you live in a metropolitan region where there’s a nontrivial per capita population of homeless, and you see the same street bums lounging on the same spots of sidewalk on your daily constitutional, you can run what I call Homeless Helper Game. The concept is simple. Buy your lunch and a little extra, like … Read more
Posted in Book Reviews, Game on Apr 22nd, 2014
Krauser is one of a small handful of pickup artists (old skool translation: womanizers) CH respects who are legitimate voices in a wilderness of heavy-handed marketing and shyster phonies. He’s got tight game, avoids hype, keeps it on the level, and his style isn’t overheated histrionics that only appeal to a minority of highly extroverted … Read more
Jesus wept? Oh no, my friends. Jesus charmed! Jesus, like so many leading protagonists in the great books for men, had game, and used it to mesmerize the fuck outta his audiences of admirers. There’s a direct line throughout history leading from the thorny crown to the furry hat. Jesus was mystery, and Jesus was the … Read more
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Apr 16th, 2014
I’ve never been on board with the habit of calling or texting a girl before a date to confirm that it’s still on. I get the idea of it — if she’s about to flake, you save yourself the hassle and indignity of getting caught out alone — but practical considerations aside, the very act of … Read more
If you ever receive a dubious excuse from a girl who has cancelled a date at the last second, the best reply is an ambiguous one that could be interpreted as either sarcastic disbelief or sincere sympathy. For example, GIRL: Sorry I can’t make it! My grandma fell and can’t get up. I have to take … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 14th, 2014
Yes, I know what some of you are thinking. “Game mediocre girls?! What’s the point? That’s like learning how to appreciate the aroma of a turd bouquet.” This electro-retreat tries to stay as close as possible to practical advice that would work in the real world. In the real world, most men are not banging … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 11th, 2014
Valued commenter Reservoir Tip relays, I’ve been toying with this game method for a little while now, and think it’s pretty solid. When a date and I are sitting down, I grab her keychain, and say, “Ya know… You can tell a lot about a girl by what she keeps on her keychain.” Sucks them … Read more
