Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 23rd, 2008
From “albatros”, in response to my post on dating foreign girls: just to tell you that russian women are cold and i have a lot of them,but ukrainian are crazy in bed.if you please really well them they will follow you like tha cat follows a good susage.russian girls pretend to be classy but they … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Rules of Manhood on Feb 20th, 2008
For the men: How soon after meeting your girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her? a. third date b. two weeks c. one month d. one year How soon after meeting your 20 year old, ballet dancer, former Urban Outfitters model girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her? a. … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Feb 18th, 2008
I don’t normally feel bad when I have to reject a woman, but this time I did. I had a deaf woman come onto me in writing. She stared at me hard from a few feet away, and I stared back, which in hindsight was a mistake because she didn’t meet my minimum attractiveness threshold. I should have done … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths on Feb 14th, 2008
‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj. So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars. For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards: I’m a romantic at heart.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 3rd, 2008
It is late in the night and two grown men are driving home from the clubs. Navigating cop cars and pedestrians on Columbia Road, we notice a couple of bicyclists on our right. Nearing the first bicyclist we can’t help but trumpet a horny ode to her luscious figure 8 derriere as she pedals hard in the chill air. “Hey man, over there. What … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 21st, 2007
Ow, my balls! Why are guys getting punched in the sack so much funnier than girls getting hit in the vagina? Hidden psyche answer: Because by nature, men are expendable. PS: Here are a couple more nad shots I found artistically elevated: God Vs Satan 2 Balls 1 Foot
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Dec 2nd, 2007
Ugly people canoodling in public. It’s not cute. It’s not charming. It doesn’t make people go “aww” to themselves. Please, kindly take your ugly nuzzling to the privacy of your homes and draw the shades. Think of the beautiful people’s feelings.
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Nov 29th, 2007
I once had to get rid of a girl for a shallow reason. It’s a shame, too. I didn’t want to… she was cute, considerably younger, sweet… but some things are non-negotiable deal killers. I was finger banging her during foreplay and, because I like the full experience, I brought my fingers up to my … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Nov 19th, 2007
A girl invited me to a party over the weekend. She said the crowd would be mixed with some gay guys and trannies in attendance. Her social scene is alternative so I know what to expect when I hang out with her. I called Zeets and told him I was going to this party. He … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Good Life on Nov 13th, 2007
This story from my past is reproduced in its entirety from an email exchange I had recently with someone. Originally intended to be private, we both thought it should be flung across the worldwideweb for the glimpse it gives into what made me the lover of myself thousands I am today. *** when i was a young teen my … Read more
