Asshole Game Week: Day One is here . Day Two here . Day Three here . Pijama Wearing Ninja provides a clinic on how to pick up sexy girls at the gym with nothing but a devil-may-care recklessness and a honed talent for segueing every subject into one with sexual overtones. I went to the […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jan 28th, 2015
Asshole Game Week: Day One is here . Day Two here . What happens when you totally bail on a woman? She fumes and refuses to ever talk to you again? She waves off the thought of you with a dismissive mental gesture? Or… something else? Commenter Hosswire writes, About a year ago, after voraciously […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jan 27th, 2015
Asshole Game Week: Day One is here . Reader ‘Hackett To Bits’ summons the animating spirit of the Olympian god Prickicissus. It feels good to find that different reality . Me: 45 yo, (amicably) divorced She: 23 yo waif/neurotic in the booty call zone Some grousers are gonna say, “well, she isn’t interested in a […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jan 26th, 2015
Welcome to Asshole Game Week, the evil twin of Relationship Game Week , in which Tales of Tingles Torqued are told as a lesson for the benighted. A warning to those who are faint of heart or tiny of testicle: This would be a good week to avoid visits to the Chateau. Buzzfeeder bromides and […]
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We have a guest post today from dissident humorist/satirist/troll “Duck” (you can follow his Twitter feed @jokeocracy, under the nom de plumage “Duck Enlightenment”). He explores the subversive themes and cultural schisms underlying a gaming communitaaaahh kerfuffle in which many triggers were triggered and micros were aggressed. Begin transmission… ****** A New Rallying Cry For […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jan 16th, 2015
What do you do with a girl who’s gone ghost on you? Answering the question, a reader supplies a text exchange he had with a ghost girl. Hello. Please use my e-mail in your blog, if necessary, just for a comedic release. After meeting a girl at Tinder, getting her number, and texting for a […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Jan 12th, 2015
We are familiar with the hoverhand , a classic tell of beta maleness. (The hoverhand’s opposite is the hineyhand .) Introducing another beta male tell: The baby monkey grasp. Mr. Bang Tow Jam is hanging on for dear life. She might slip away any moment. I hope I don’t need to explain why fingertip clutching […]
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Commenter dirkdiggly unzips in front of a mirror and ‘miringly unfurls this meaty tale of modern romance: What fun it would be to make a “romcom” depicting a fiery romantic relationship as it actually plays out for the garden-variety CH apprentice… Boy meets girl at a gathering of mutual friends. Girl is objectively prettier than […]
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It’s hard to choose one face that stands — or scrunches — above the rest as the iconic social justice warrior (SJW) face. But I believe I have found it. This Harry Potter tranny was snapped at a Ferguson protest in Portland . Like most SJWs, she is a raving beauty. That knitted brow which […]
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