We have a guest post today from dissident humorist/satirist/troll “Duck” (you can follow his Twitter feed @jokeocracy, under the nom de plumage “Duck Enlightenment”). He explores the subversive themes and cultural schisms underlying a gaming communitaaaahh kerfuffle in which many triggers were triggered and micros were aggressed. Begin transmission…
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A New Rallying Cry For Men: “Who Bitch This Is?”
During a recent video gaming tournament, one of the competitors, a man known as Shinblade, celebrated a tough win. A particularly dumpy female in attendance took offense to his victory dance, and attempted to physically push him back down into his chair. He resisted, then realized he was being assaulted by a woman and addressed the crowd with four mighty words that shall echo through history: “WHO BITCH THIS IS?”
This man Shinblade is a true American hero.
“Who bitch this is?” is an exhilarating assertion of patriarchal privilege packed into a pithy four word thunderbolt. It manages in just those mere four words to pack so many deep layers of privilege and masculinity it seems almost impossible.
Firstly, “Who bitch this is?” correctly and directly labels the offending female, who has initiated a physical altercation, as a “bitch”. Immediately from just the second word it’s clear the speaker is pulling no punches and refuses to bow to any PC concerns.
Digging a bit deeper, “Who bitch this is?” also explicitly declares that the venue where the words are spoken is a male-centric environment. Any “bitch” present in this place must therefore be the property of another man in attendance, and it is therefore that man’s responsibility to keep her in line.
Even further, “Who bitch this is?” recognizes that there are essential differences between the sexes and that the sexes maintain varying degrees of self-control over their behavior. The speaker does not address his concerns to the “bitch” in question, but ignores her to instead query the wider audience to find the designated male responsible for her behavior. She is therefore explicitly declared not responsible for her own behavior, as it is known in male environments that women are unable to control themselves and hence they are expected to be the responsibility of an attending male.
I believe that “Who bitch this is?” should become a rallying cry for a male generation in the West that has allowed itself to be pushed around by feminist nonsense for far, far too long. Reasonable debate has failed and the feminist establishment refuses to listen to rational concerns about where they are leading our civilization. Direct words need to be spoken, and this man Shinblade has gifted us with these four powerful direct words to show us the way forward.
So the next time some silly cow gets in your face, or puts her hands on you, or accuses you of being sexist: just stay calm and don’t allow yourself to become upset. Maintain your frame, look around, and then in a clear loud voice ask the room one simple and devastating question: “Who Bitch This Is?”
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I feel dirty. Still, I laughed. At everyone involved. Because that was one sad spectacle. #GoodbyeAmerica
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LOL. Quick anecdote from last weekend that is similar to this instance. I think I have analyzed what went down fairly well but let’s see what the chateau denizens think.
So I am playing pool at the bar on Saturday (played most of the night except when i went out for smokes). A Blues live music joint.
Some bearded fellow asks me if he can play and puts money on the table. I say sure. The game finishes and this guy is nowhere to be seen so I play with whomever has money up and is there to rack the balls for me, it’s my table.
This happens for a few games, this guy is nowhere to be found and I’m not waiting more than a minute or so between games. Then whilst I am racking the balls (to play a friend, still my table) a girl walks behind me and runs her arm across my shoulders and neck…. obvious IOI. This girl also happens to be with the bearded fellow as far as I can tell. I happen to have a beard as well, and I dare say a thicker beard than this other bearded fellow.
Anyways,
Mid way through this game this girl storms up to me places her body right up against me kind of looking over her shoulder at me, her face in my face. The bearded fellow at this time is standing behind her looking at me. She says “you’re hogging the table”, “you been winning” BLAH BLAH. So I stand my ground, I explain how the pool tables work at the bar and how it is my table. I said that if they were there to rack the balls in good time then we would have played already but that I wouldn’t wait for them. Here she gets kind of repetitive calling me a table hog… so to diffuse I am like “look you can play next game if you guys are here to rack the balls”. This became kind of a standoff until I said they could play if they would rack the balls once the game was done. So she kind of leaves until she is on the other side of the table and returns to get in my face while I am trying to shoot my next shot… Bearded fellow still right behind her….. This is where i eyeball her and say “I wouldn’t put up with this shit” as i was finishing this sentence I looked over to the bearded fellow. Then I physically push her out of my way and she is all “oh you don’t even say excuse me” which I ignore…. then her and the bearded fellow seem to get into a fight and I don’t see them together for the rest of the night.
WHOS BITCH IS THIS moment for sure I dont want a bitch like that lol.
And it’s a clear cut case of assault and battery. She’s lucky he doesn’t want to press charges. Especially because there is a video of it.
Brothers be having a natural talent for intuitive and elegant solutions to many basic social problems.
But sometimes you gotta rework em and polish them up a little to use them in “polite” society.
Reminds me of Axl Rose telling Kurt Cobain “Control your bitch!” at the 1992 MTV music awards. Looking back now, might have been the best advice Kurt ever got.
That or using snap caps..
Ohhh! That had to leave a mark…
Can anyone summarize Courtney Love for me? Why was she such a cunt?
The way I heard it, she was just tagging along, using Kurt to try to gain some spotlight for herself (she’s also a front person for a band, I believe).
Don’t really know the whole story, and care even less.
Stupid jewess member of gen x. Psychotic.
Courtney Love was Altered Beast crazy. Don’t stick around when she powers up
Gold digging psychopath
The solecistic nature of this particular rallying cry is grating to the ears, but that’s to be expected in the New America.
Gahahahahah!!!
“patriarchal privilege packed into a pithy four word thunderbolt”
Love alliteration almost as much as new catchphrases. Glad you got the post out!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilllarious!!
Ne-ne likes it when the bruthas be stylin’…
… but didn’t think much of Mr. Fuck-You-That’s-My-Name.
Go figger…
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I prefer the more regal: “Whose bitch this be?”
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> “more regal” I was listening to some Cat Anderson today and thinking that Jim Crow was the best thing which ever happened to the Negro race.
Alas, them coloured fellas ain’t all some cool jazz musicians.
But that’s the thing, man – back during Jim Crow, the negroes were forced to act like human beings – and they were able to do a damned good job of faking it. Fake it til you make it?
Should start with “verily”
Duly noted.
Avaunt, you fairy!
It seems my fan doesn’t always have his target sights set properly.
“Verily, whose bitch this be?”?
Forsoothe, not yon Cassius, who hath a lean and hungry look.
“Et tu, Bitch?”
Nah, needs more Shakespeare: ” What Bitch is this that stands before me?”
You mean more Black Sabbath
His utterance reminds me of the ending of Tobias Wolf’s short story, “Bullet in the Brain.” Just a beautiful statement, through and through.
She need some Tai Kwon Leap response.
Dat nigga be da man. easy Game tip:When approaching a “bitch” just pretend you black! Dass all! relax into your black ness. NOTE:is there some kind of special hell-fire cunt who goes to game(video kind) tourneys? WTF?
Did I see wrong, or was she supposed to be some kind of Event Security person?
If so, she and her staff seemed somewhat half-assed in their approach… go figure. :duckface
Apparently she has a history of not liking that black fellow and went there to attack him, knowing that he would act the way he did.
Her plan was to get him disqualified and banned from future tournaments by saying he attacked her.
Yes, I think she’s security at that event. A butch abusing her minor position of authority – how completely expected.
Yes, he was chimping out, but he was using his natural aggression simply to boast, like his kinsmen in the jungle might beat their chests to produce the same effect. He wasn’t threatening anyone. But the butch saw her chance to strike at a male. (The word men being dirty, while “a male” is the expression used for animals, therefore the preferred feminist name for men until the sheeple, unthinkingly as always, have adopted it.)
I thought he meant “What bitch is this?”, but as CH points out it might be “Whose bitch is this?”
Blacks seem to have a problem with the word “whose”. There was a Black who posted a picture of Obongo’s 16-year-old daughter with her going-on-steatopygic buttocks prominently displayed, and another Black posted “Who ass is that?”
Because “whose” would take too much energy to type. Or understand.
>Yes, he was chimping out, but he was using his natural aggression simply to boast, like his kinsmen in the jungle might beat their chests to produce the same effect. He wasn’t threatening anyone.
I am in tears. Arbiter, you are a true Anthropologist at heart for you see the many shades of man for what he is, both his strengths and limitations.
Her plan was to get him disqualified and banned from future tournaments by saying he attacked her.
What a purposeful use of the brief life that we each are given….
God I love RealTalk. There’s just no substitute for it.
Hahaha this was gold I’m glad you guys published it
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…can’t leave out the female dog ownership reference – Who Bitch This Is? – literally translates into looking for the owner of a female dog… a dog who’s dumb enough to nip at the heels of a man who’s going to stomp her if the owner doesn’t pull her back and shorten her leash.
That guy giggling in the background…Jesus Christ, how old are you?
That seems to be an ongoing occurrence whenever videos like these are shot… a lot of “ooks” and “eeks” from the peanut gallery.
In business, I sometimes have to talk publicly. The easiest and best way to dispose of a heckler is to turn the crowd on them. Rather than address the trouble maker directly, open the conversation to the rest of the group and ask them how they feel about what the guy is discussing. “I am trying to get the group out of her by 1:00. Do you want me to answer this guys question or do you want to stay late?” At that point, everybody in the crowd is telling the guy to shut up and I did not have to do it. Comedians are the ones who are best at this technique. If that does not work, sometimes you just have to tell the guy to leave.
Excellent advice. Will have to remember that.
Yet just once I’d like to see a speaker pull out a gun and shoot a heckler dead. What an unexpected delight that would be. Hecklers are scum, taking advantage of the speaker’s exposed position. The speaker has a job to do and can’t confront the heckler physically, and the heckler takes advantage of that to sabotage him. Taking advantage of a man having his hands tied, attacking him only then and not face to face when the speaker is off stage. Absolute scum.
That’s why the National Socialists always had a trusty cadre of SA men in the audience, back in those lazy-hazy-crazy days of Weimar.
Sara Woods, mentally unstable SJW. Aka @naughtyzeut
At least according to this thread.
http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/81380-tubby-sperg-bitch-puts-pocky-covered-mitts-on-real-nigga-at-a-fg-tourneyneogaf-fucc-bois-to-the-rescue/
Anyone else catch her use of “Cisgendered fuck(?)” at 1:02 ;D
This is what a feminist looks like.
^ Didn’t catch that but I find it hard to think of a greater compliment.
Anyone else catch her use of “Cisgendered fuck(?)” at 1:02
I need to be ‘enlightened’….
What does that even mean? Was she trying to insult him, due to him referring to her as ‘bitch’? Or was she correcting him in some way?
What was her purpose in saying that, and what does it mean in this context?
it’s poopytalk. made up words that losers of various stripes blindly sputter at their perceived enemies to distract from their repulsive mortal lives if only for a few seconds.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cisgendered
adj form of cisgender ||||| The opposite of transgendered, someone who is cisgendered has a gender identity that agrees with their societally recognized sex. ||||| Many transgender people prefer “cisgender” to “biological”, “genetic”, or “real” male or female because of the implications of those words. Using the term “biological female” or “genetic female” to describe cisgendered individuals excludes transgendered men, who also fit that description. To call a cisgendered woman a “real woman” is exclusive of transwomen, who are considered within their communities to be “real” women, also. ||||| EXAMPLE: “Some of my friends are trans, but I’m cisgendered.”
The shit is fucking gibberish – as far as I can tell, it tries to draw a distinction between, say, ph@gs who publically dress as women [respectively bulldykes who get crewcuts and wear mens’ clothing] versus, say, ph@gs who wear womens’ underwear and brassieres beneath their business suits [respectively lipstick lesbians who dress in very feminine clothing]? I tell ya, the Oscar Mayer Wiener Academy sure as hell knew what it was doing when it unleashed this insanity upon the world.
What are the chances she clears the pussycats, prozac, and pokemon cards off her bed to make room for a “coincidentally” black vibrator tonight?
Pure genius! Nice one CH!!!!
reminds me of this:
That illustrates why women should never be allowed in male-oriented events. First, she should have just let the brother have his moment. Yeah, he was being obnoxious but so what? We’ve all been there a time or two. Second, she didn’t try to calm him down by telling him he needed to dial it down, instead she put hands on him. If you know one thing about guys, you know that the second you put hands on another dude, be prepared to fight. And last, she’s one ugly bitch.
Men are happy slaves, and the master is pussy
You completely missed the fucking story. This bitch just didn’t like the guy and wanted to get him thrown out for assaulting a woman so she grabbed him because she thought everyone would white knight for her. In the end she was banned from tournaments.
[CH: we all got that. does everything need to be spelled out in tedium?]
Sperg gonna sperg.
spergy oink
it’s pretty clear at the 0:40 mark that the dude had done his victory lap and was settling back at his monitor when the gorgon tried to SJW herself into history. That was pretty unwarranted on her part. The dude got pulled off balance by the sudden input of ballast.
Most women who don’t have an athletic background – and I’m guessing this one didn’t – don’t understand the dynamics of physical movement and contact, i.e. centers of gravity, shifting weight, etc. Most that do would be the ones who would never attempt to exert force on a man of any decent size in the first place. He could have pulled tubby to the ground with an assist from her own generous inertia. Of course in that case he would have deprived her of what I assume was sheer terror of such a close look at his irate face in the time between her initial assault and when the White Knights interceded to separate the two. But a big pancake flap on the linoleum and the waves of jiggling lipids afterwards while saying “Who bitch this is?” would have been very nice as well.
when the gorgon tried to SJW herself into history.
‘Gorgon?’ Dude, that is giving her waaaaay too much respect.
‘Gelatinous Cube’ would be more befitting.
Depends on the saving throw!
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This was a great blog.
One thing you also have to realize is that this guy is lucky his boys were around.
If he was surrounded by WKs, he would have been attacked, and one of his attackers would have made a reddit post celebrating the white knights handling of the situation.
Once again, a strutting, showboating, barely coherent negro shows us the way.
lolllzzzollllz
And a child shall lead them…
Jah works in mysterious ways, indeed. 😉
Yeah but you gotta admit it’s poetry. Reminds me of the 70s when they had a greeting “What it is.” Not sure if it was a salutation or a question.
It’s both and neither. Brothers be having a talent for they own unique form of functional poetry.
Heh….. for all the trouble and violence that black men, they something more than pay for that by providing a superb example of how to be a man who does NOT pedestalize women, and puts them in their place.
The most dysfunctional men are also the ones who often teach us how best to not be a suckup mangina.
The ‘best behaved’ men (Asians) are, by contrast, costing us in other ways, by being obedient betas.
Hmm…..the coin always has two sides.
Reminds me of a brutha I had dealings with, back in the day when I was working bail bonds.
He was a notorious gigolo, and I a naive beta who asked, in honest incredulity and an attempt to Cathedral shame:
“Don’t you feel guilty, using women like that?”
“Hell, they’d be using me.”
An early epiphany moment for me… couldn’t gainsay him on that one.
“Hmm…..the coin always has two sides.”
It sure does
look at this talk show featuring 3 players including rsds todd
the black guy was good and totally gamed the crowd u have to give him that. plus i dont think hes a pua as such, just a complete natural
LOL blacks are simply too dumb to concern themselves with all the false reality liberal bullshit narratives hence “whose bitch this be” was an honest to goodness thermonuclear truth tsar bomba of epic proportions.
LMAO
Did that fat umber hulk think she was going to overpower that black guy?
How sheltered of a life can that underbitch actually live?
I mean, as a man, I wouldn’t just start a physical altercation with any ghetto black guy. This risk is high, and for no good reason.
But this stupid woman thinks she can subdue him by grabbing his shirt? Is there ANY better indicator of how ultra-pampered of a life she has lived?
She probably didn’t think much, she was just full of hatred of him being a man and acting in an un-subdued way. She was freaking out and wanted to attack him. “cisgendered fuck!” Homosexuals are freaks.
You avoid confrontations with ghetto blacks because most have little or nothing to lose, are unpredictable, [over]escalate matters very quickly, and as a group don’t seem to have prohibitions against bystanders joining in an altercation if their “boy” isn’t handling his business. It’s largely an example of the “don’t wrestle with a pig” proverb.
> umber hulk
YO WE GOT AD&D 2ND ED FANS IN THIS BITCH????????
SH*T JUST GOT REAL. REAL D20 MOTHER****ER.
Nothing like fighting Irenicus solo after blowing a load in a 16 y.o. blonde with a 0.7 waist to hip ratio, D’s, and a smile that would give Corellon a galactic bone.
Roll on.
Dude, read upthread.
There is talk of Gelatinous Cubes and whatnot.
She may have figured that her 100 lbs of excess fat was enough to sit on top of him with.
Gorgon? Umber hulk? Entirely too many D&D types here.
Whats D&D?
Once again, a strutting, showboating, barely coherent negro shows us the way.
Feminists have proved that men are the only humans who have left the animal kingdom.
Therefore, shinblade’s query was appropriate given the evolutionary level of his assailant. And make no mistake, even a ghetto black guy has a better basic understanding of how civilization came to be, than most women of any race…
But the FUNNIEST thing was that no one answered the question.
“Who bitch this is?”
“NO ONE’s bitch dat be!! NO ONE wants dat bitch!!!”
That would be even funnier.
I looked at the YouTube comments. While some get it, others act like the typical subdued White guy. Just laughing, like you hear in the background on the video, but laughing as a way to avoid getting involved, avoid seriously opposing that woman for what she is, a homosexual who freaks out with hatred against a man. “Cisgendered fuck!” Few viewers will dare repeat that comment she made. Instead just go, “A fight, ha ha, that’s funny!” and avoid anything political.
By the way, here is an interesting comment someone made to the video:
IMPORTANT REMINDER:She kept lying and insisting HE grabbed her, and she would not change her story… until the video came out. Now it’s “I’m sorry, but I was triggered.”, and her friends are all “There’s more to the story, we’re just not gonna tell you what it is, but TRUST US, and move on please.”
*Without this video, she AND her friends would STILL BE LYING.*
calling him a cis-gendered fuck is a bit of a hate-crime motivator no?
Apparently they mean the Hebrew “Trust Us”.
lol need a nigga to put this bitch on a leash
Excellent pick up Arbiter. And she believes every bit of it with every fiber of her being because the only truth to a woman is her feelings. Her emotions. That’s it. Whatever she feels in the moment or looking back on that moment anew 20 years from now, that is what is true.
Use to your advantage of course.
At 1:02, she can be heard calling him a “cis-gendered fuck”
What the fuck is a “cis-gendered fuck”?
It’s a neologism invented to create semiotic space to posit that men who think they are women and women who think they are men are just another equally valid arrangement of human and not psychologically disturbed or defective. “Cisgender” means normal, which is to say that they use this word to mean the 99.9999% of people who have male genitals and therefore know that they are male, or female genitals and therefore know that they are female. It is the antonym of “transgendered” which is the word used by them to mean someone with a female body who thinks she is a man, or someone with a male body who thinks he is a woman both of which may demand to be recognized as the sex opposite his or her biology. Most of the agitation now revolves around which “pronoun” or honorific the sex confused individual demands to be called but which may bear little or no relationship to that person’s appearance, and the pretense to being offended because someone called the “transgendered” person by the wrong word.
A great explanation by Alec.
It should also be pointed out that those who oppose the 99.9 who never questioned their gender are invariable the least attractive members of their gender, which would also be true if they were placed in the other gender.
In short, they are so ugly that gender almost doesn’t matter. Hence, their hatred for people who can pass for a member of a gender that they never rejected.
There is another level to this cisgender crap. Its mainly used to describe white men. Liberal women do not put white men and black men into the same box(heh). A black man and a white man could both be “cisgender” but liberal femcunts won’t sleep with a white cisgender. It has to do with perception of power. Black men have no power so they can’t be cisgender. Black men were brought here against their will by slave ships owned by whites. Just basically a reinvention of the race wheel.
It’s someone that likes sex with the opposite gender, or non-gay. I always thought it was some kind of insult.
Somebody who isn’t a trannie, I think. Obviously, anybody who uses the term “cisgendered” is cuckoo, even more than the h0m0s. No exceptions.
The irony is Shinblade probably doesn’t even know what a “cis-gendered fuck” is. He uttered a surprised “What the fuck?!” and stopped resisting when he realized he was wrangling with a bitch and not a bruh.
The only reason Mr. Shinblade waited before uttering his verse is because it took time ascertain whether the creature that had seized him was of the ‘bitch’ gender at all.
Hence the delay in his response.
Again, the funniest part is that no man, even in that mangina-heavy environment, affirmed ownership of the bitch.
“Who bitch this is?”
(dead silence, for no one wants dat bitch)
So, does ‘cisgender’ mean that a person has merely never questioned the gender he/she has always been?
Isn’t ‘cisgender’ thus just a synonym for a normal person?
the word normal is like a crucifix to vampiric degenerates, so they have come up with a thesaurus of euphemisms to describe the sort of people who by their very happy existence drive these losers over the edge into mental sickness.
Similar things could be said about “straight”. Thing is, it’s not even an insult. LOLZLZLZLZLZLZLZO
Kinda like how the fags snarkily refer to normal folk as “breeders”.
It is funny when the black man behaving like Mighty Joe Young is the far more evolved of the two creatures.
He is a great ape. An advanced primate. He was even winning video games against white manginas.
She is merely a planarium or amoeba or whatever shapeless, unisex creature resembles her most closely.
Let’s be fair now… to our unicellular ancestors.
She is merely a planarium or amoeba or whatever shapeless, unisex creature resembles her most closely.
A bean bag chair.
I have a recent “who bitch this” is moment for you all to enjoy / dissect.
Location:
Saturday, at the Blues bar, live band, pool tables, 28+ rougher crowd – no teenie boppers, and a few bikers etc. Though the college age tighties show up there 🙂
Characters in question:
We have bearded me, 7.5 blonde, with a bearded beta I’m going to call him.
I’m playing pool, beating pretty much everyone. No real competition, however I played half my games with my wing I would say. Wing spots some guy with a markedly similar beard enter with as he would say an 8.0 blonde, I’m saying she is a 7.5. They cam with a few others of no pertinence to this story. They are the college aged kids I would say. So they end up sitting at the shitty end of bar where there are only pool tables and the frontage to the street. I think this was the only table available that was capable to fit them. Maybe 11pm by this time.
So the other beard gets my attention / approaches me while I am playing, saying he wants to play.
Me: “sure, put up your money”
So this game ends, this bearded fellow is not around.. or cant tell the game is done. A minute or two later after some small chat with wing, drink beer some… and this bearded fellow has not racked the balls yet… So two other guys roll up to the table and want to play. Drunk old guys. I say well if you rack the balls, sure.
FAST FORWARD – A few games later, maybe 12:30 or 12:45.
Im racking a new game, crouched over pulling the balls out of hte table and 7.5 blonde walks behind me and gives me the hand across shoulders and neck while she passes. IOI.
I knew it was on now so I continue on with the game.
Then 7.5 blonde rolls up with her bearded fellow behind her. She comes right up and gently gets right into my meatspace. She came right in between my shoulder width apart stance, kind of with her shoulder to me with leg inside my leg. Definite aggro/sexual move on her end IMO. I in turn, turned to stone on her, no need to move or give her anything. She starts to talk… During this i probably left 5-10 seconds in between her words to say my words at least… I’d say this is critical when talking to ANYONE. MY brain is fast but I still need a few seconds, instant reply = fail / you lost your cool IMO.
her: “is this your table”
me: yes
her: so your winning a lot
me: sure
her: you are hogging the table.
me: am i ruining your night (stoic face, glancing between both of them)
her: i cant recall what she said here but it was a comment on my stoic presence. like a “you dont smile” or similar.
me: quick smirk with a quick exhale like “HEH”
(in my frame i am just diffusing this aggro bitch but not giving any ground) I explain bar pool rules to them, mention they can play next, but make sure to rack the balls and don’t make me wait.
her: “So we can play together”
me: “sure”
then she gets half way to her table turns around and proceeds to get right into the space where i am trying to make a shot. I gently nudge her out of way here with my hip and she exlaims
heR: “YOU DONT EVEN SAY EXCUSE ME”
In my face with the beard guy behind her again…
me: Stone face, looking at her until the last few words where I looked at him.
“I WOULDNT PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT”
Then I pushed her out of the way with my hand.
Later to be seen fighting with bearded fellow, and then standing by door by herself prolly 15-30minutes later.
I happened to be near her to make another shot by the door and I say “leaving already / put my arm on her” and she says “Don’t talk to me”
Anyways let me know what you guys think of that one I have described as many details as I have been able to replay and recall in my mind so far… ALSO critical to learn social game at least from my jr experience levels.
Who posts a story twice in a thread? This is not a screenwriter’s guild.
It sounds like you had an IOI you could have built on with a friendly game of pool but you chose to ignore and go stoic and bitchy instead. Fun is fun and no fun is no fun.
Her “Is this your table”
Me “Oh you noticed I am beating all comers here. You may not be able to handle me”
Her “you are hogging the table”
Me “well its winners that keep the table, care to take me on? You two can play together. I am in the zone however and may be unbeatable. You’re welcome to try though.”
And then you neg, tease, AMOG the dude, and push pull her throughout the game. work in some kino. DHV with called shots etc. You beat them both, you say hey maybe Mr Sharkey McSharkster here was holding you back. You and me go a game. Loser buys the winner a drink. What? You’re not scared are you”?
I mean, what were you trying to do here? Play pool or pickup?
Sandman – I hope you read it twice.
Sentient: Thanks for the advice. I was a little taken aback at her aggro approach and went stoic and bitchy as you say. I will do better with any IOI next time but frankly that aggro approach from a woman is not something I find attractive / if she was less bitchy I would have been less stoic. But you are still correct in that I left the ball sitting there instead of taking it.
Real ghetto would have popped her. Deservedly so.
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothin you haven’t told her twice already.
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Furthermore, let me add :
“Who beeyotch dis be?”…….
……is far more logically and linguistically consistent than….
“Cisgender Fuck!”.
The former makes full sense, and has its own authentic charm with a rich history behind it despite its neoclassical cadence.
The latter is not comprehensible, entertaining, or logical by any standard.
A white girl so ugly that even a black guy who plays video games does not want to fuck her.
Oh, snap!
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you, kind sir.
Winning
Now, now… he could have been checking to see if she did in fact have an omega boyfriend.
holy sh*t
“Who Bitch, This Is?”
The name of my new play.
it’s better without the comma.
I’m looking to get a little Shakespear. You know, with a Othello vibe…
who bitch doth be?
And the look of disgust and confusion on his face was perfect…it was like there was a strange dog humping his leg, and rather than kick or kill the dog, he pitied it, and wanted to find the owner to have them step in and kick their own dog.
WTF??? “Who Bitch This Is?” Is that the black version of “All Your Base Are Belong to Us?”
Meme time.
i accidentally the fat SJW
Aw, hell… looks like you beat me to the punch. Well done.
One more thing. The dude was emphatically imply-ing that the Bitch was not his.
Problem.
As he should.
For those who claim that a black guy will accept *any* white girl, this episode has emphatically proven that there is a floor below which even the black man will not go.
Plus, this little episode is a preview of exactly how the unlikely coalition the left depends on, will soon fracture. Blacks + feminists/faggots = unsustainable.
Ya never know… this looks like it could be the start of a beautiful friendship. lzlzozlzolzolzol
“Who bitch this is?” should become a rallying cry for a male generation in the West that has allowed itself to be pushed around by feminist nonsense for far, far too long.
B…INGO
Whether it becomes a rallying cry or not, it will always have its hallowed place in the video gamery lexicon, right next to… wait for it…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
The best head I ever got was from a female Surgeon.
It might be best not to think too long about that…
Best not indeed, since I read that as female sturgeon, for some reason.
glug glug glug
That’s funny you say that Rum, you don’t live down under by any chance?
Sometimes, I just love those negroes. +1
Yeah, but keep in mind… NACFALT
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“Who bitch this is?”
Yeah, it’s a square shot on the bitch. Love it.
But it be even worse for her chump. Everybody knows in a heartbeat what he puts up with. That he can’t wrangle a better bitch. He’ll be walking around for a month with a bag over his head.
I seriously doubt any man is wrangling dat bitch. Not even omegas would go fkr something that spits out cisgendrred insults.
it may be hard to believe for younger readers, but back in the day fat, zero SMV women tried to be useful to normal society by teaching or nursing or cooking and serving as a personal appearance counter example. at least the latter is still true.
Stopping by a Tournament on a Ho-ey Evening
Who bitch this is? I do not know;
Can someone find that nigga, yo?
He must not see her lunging here
To grab my sleeve. Don’t do that, ho.
My little Norse must think it drear
to lunge without a cocktail near.
Within the crowd, a plan half-baked-
the darkest memeing of the year.
Thanks for that, Lars. Got a good laugh, which I need:
Cuz they’s miles a ho’s before I sleeps…
Can American readers confirm “who bitch is this” really means “whose bitch is this”? I don’t speak ebonics, and I would’ve guessed it meant “who the fuck is this”, “who is this bitch”, or “who is this, bitch”.
It most definitely means whose bitch is this, 100%,
For God’s sake, CH, have you lost it entirely? A true American hero, really? This was just TNB colliding with SJW feminoid in a geek only venue. Goodbye America indeed!
I’ve noticed that since the advent of GamerGate, average guys are starting to recognize SJW behavior, call it out and punish it, rather than simply ignoring it and dismissing it..
I suspect the earlier pattern of “ignore and dismiss” came about because:
1. They’ve never heard of SJW’s before.
2. They had no idea what kind of threat these people pose.
3. They didn’t realize they’re not alone in finding SJW behavior aberrant.
The manosphere message is slowly permeating the mainstream and changing all that. SJW’s may not realize this yet, but the heat is turning up for them.
More of their shenanigans, like the recent “Page 3″ ban, are being stomped out with increasing speed, fervor and ferocity.
The fire is rising, and I honestly can’t pour enough fuel on it. Most men know something is terribly wrong and are ready to do something about it, but they don’t know precisely where the problem is coming from. The red pill alleviates the confusion, and gives that frustrated energy a legitimate problem to fix, as well as methods of fixing it. Personally speaking, every man I wake up has a “eureka” moment, and never looks at feminism the same way again. They respond surprisingly well to the truth and start standing up to the rot almost immediately, albeit in small ways at first.
> “Most men… don’t know precisely where the problem is coming from.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_School
i guess she was mad that storm, the woman of color was beaten in the game by iron man, a white cisgendered patriarch. my soggy knees! lol
Here you go CH and friends. Feel free to use this meme.
This isn’t the actual instant when he said that, but I think the timing is better because it captures the look of amusement on the faces of the other men in the background.
*Who Bitch Is Dis?
Given the syntax, I decided to go with this quick variation.
F-ing tablets.
i.imgur.com/cFIsFVH.jpg
Great documentary on mass chemical castration http://vimeo.com/15346778
he was afraid of her boyfriend…look at his face…
That some kind of mighty master of beasts had the level of self mastery over his vomit reflex to teach this strange land walking manatee how to play video games would most likely be a formidable opponent? Or desperate enough to be an opponent with nothing to lose?
I see this differently. I see a negro exercising his black privilege, in this case the right to be outrageous (let’s call it). It’s a right reserved only for blacks. The girl, it appears to me, made the mistake of assuming that this privilege is not just for blacks but for everyone. She met outrageousness with outrageousness, a right she as a non-black (and ugly and fat) person does not have. My solution, kill everyone in the room.
+1
Nuke it from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure.
Lighten up a little bit. This guy is a black nerd who enjoys playing anime-inspired fighting video games – he needs to affirm his blackness by chimping a little after winning. This behavior was not exhibited in general public, but at a fighting video game tournament where boisterous celebrations are the norm. His little chimp out was no worse than I’ve seen from fratboys after “running the table” at beer pong. Nothing has contributed more to the pussification of American than pathologizing normal young male rambunctious.
Nothing has contributed more to the pussification of American than pathologizing normal young male rambunctious.
Except the tendency to give a pass to negritude coarseness, mostly out of fear, where once white restraint held sway.
Aaaaaand another woman unwittingly writes about how to game her http://www.salon.com/2015/01/19/he_never_hit_me_but_i_could_no_longer_take_his_abuse/
I got this:
“You gonna eat that?” is fine. She’ll try to qualify herself to you.
Yelling at her doesn’t work, but makes you come off as insecure. I suspect that was why she finally dumped him.
Janowitz
Bingo.
EVERY… FUCKING… TIME.
Off Topic? I think not.
http://www.mercurynews.com/opinion/ci_27336553/mercury-news-editorial-martin-luther-king-jr-would
When will this reverend stop finding windmills to fight?
He verbally hadukened that E honda clone. Tactically deploying TNB against SJWs is Sun-Machiavelli level devious. I praise this modern day MLK in his gallant charge against femenism.
me no like the niggerisms, even when pithy.
Amen, I’ll stick to English. Has any black ever said anything worth quoting, let alone adopting as a behavior?
I cannot wait for to use this or some variant of it. It’s got me thinking of ways to engineer an opportunity.
And nails her status relative to the group by using “this” rather than “she. Brilliant.
Real men don’t play video games.
Top kek
BINGO!!!
Bravo Heartiste, bravo. I literally cried, I laughed so hard reading this.
Don’t ever stop. You are doing the Lord’s work here
similar to this
when putin responds to a snot nosed french reporter about his actions in Chechnya, against the Muslims. Putin suggests he can get circumcised in Moscow. They have many great specialists there who will ensure nothing grows back.
This raises three subtle points. 1. We are tolerant. We have diversity. (Which is the holy grail of today’s zeitgeist!
2. The Europeans love the foreskin and hate circumcision. This highlights the radical difference between Islam (and Judaism) and the west, at least outside the Anglosphere). How can you do this more graphically?
3. He’s implying the French reporter has personal reasons for what Russia is doing in Chechnya on behalf of the Muslims. After all, he wouldn’t be interested in someone’s affairs of state as a casual bystander, or clam to represent others, who didn’t elect or appoint him. In other words, it’s presumed he minds his own business, therefore the question has a personal tone- he’s personally interested in converting to Islam and getting circumcised. Which he can do in diversified and tolerant Moscow, permanently altering his sex life. Wham, bam, thank you ma’am.
Is it possible its mis translated and putin is instead telling him to get castrated? Itd make more sense.
He did say “circumcised” (obzhezanye)
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Has anyone penned a song to it, yet? Perhaps “Who Bitch This Is” to the tune of “What Child Is This?”