Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Ugly Truths on May 24th, 2010
A reader who requested anonymity sent me some background information on Miranda Kerr. You probably don’t have many Aussie readers, since they would gleefully point out that Miranda doesn’t take her own advice. This guy ripped off and lied to her family, just like everyone else around him. Miranda likes the bad boys too. Search … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on May 21st, 2010
The making of an Entitled American Princess: Notice how she’s using the bathroom sink as a makeshift pedestal. (much love finefantastic!)
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 11th, 2010
As a tribute to the regular guests of the Chateau, I’ve honored them with stick figure portraits. Can you match the following MS Paint masterpieces to their eponymous titles in the answer key below? A: B: C: D: E: F: Answer Key 1. Peter (GNP guy) 2. Single Mom 3. Poetry of Flesh 4. David … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on May 1st, 2010
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Apr 16th, 2010
Impressive windup: fi’ dolla Backhand: benjamin Not even pausing to glower at the chick after slapping her: priceless (Hey, the man was in the middle of a conversation.) Giving me the opportunity to write “Morgan Freeman, in ‘Pimpslap Redemption’”: priceless infinity By the way, Morgan Freeman once said in an interview that his role as … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Apr 15th, 2010
Want to get chicks to show their tits? Well, you could seduce them. Or… you could take the quick and dirty route and blackmail them with a snake, a bird, and Chatroulette. Gizmodo has the story. One of the commenters tried emotional blackmail game. So…. In the name of science ;o) I tried this for … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization on Mar 25th, 2010
This picture made me laugh: Well, that’s one way to keep an ascendant China in check — export our fast food culture. It’s irresistibly scrumptious!
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization on Mar 25th, 2010
This picture made me laugh: Well, that’s one way to keep an ascendant China in check — export our fast food culture. It’s irresistibly scrumptious!
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 17th, 2010
I catch flak from some readers complaining that there is no way to draw a valid distinction between alpha and beta males. I don’t know what planet these readers live on (planet Delusional Tard?), but instead of pointing them to my dating market value test for men, I’ll just let a video speak for me. … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 25th, 2009
