Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Oct 25th, 2011
A masochistic reader (you’d have to be in love with your own pain to read any of the yeasty discharges fouling up Jizzabel) sent along this turgid confessional from a feminist who got banged out by a player four hours after they met for a first date drink. Her account of the date leaves the … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Oct 5th, 2011
The only thing this picture is missing that would make it the absolute perfect representation of the de-balled and de-souled modern SWPL man-lite is a “vibrant” infant tucked into the fat bride’s meatloaf arm. secret secret, i’ve got a secret! You might call this the 21st century Western equivalent of the drawing and quartering.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster on Aug 30th, 2011
Me, during an evening of sitting on pea green, chocolate brown and beige boutique furniture, drinking $14/four-pack beer, and ricocheting rapid-fire witticisms about supper clubs, pop culture icons and travel mishaps with a mixed group of men, women and gay non-math-oriented professionals carousing through the twilight of our nation’s greatness: Me, during a night of … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 19th, 2011
Maciano submitted the winning entry. Congratulations! You win… well, nothing. But you do get to enjoy the glow of pride. I can’t upload the pics for some reason, so you’ll have to do with links. Maciano: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wv9/ Second place is dalai ganja: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×93/ Runners up are SOBL: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xq4/ and Mingus with the double embedded metameme: … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 17th, 2011
I’m hoping to start a new meme along the lines of Epic Beard Man. A photographer strolling the streets of downtown Vancouver during their riot after the loss to the Boston Bruins (Po’ Canada!) snapped a funny pic of an enraged Asian nerd wielding a hockey stick like a light saber. I’m the juggernaut, bitch! … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 17th, 2011
Following in the lineage of Roosh’s “Typical American Woman” meme (which feminists infiltrated and menstruated all over), here is my contribution to the art form. It’s a Friday. Knock yourself out adding captions to this Pulitzer-worthy photo. I’ll post the best memes on the blog over the weekend.
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Jun 8th, 2011
A reader emails to express his wonderment that his nerdy friend has a smoking hot girlfriend: Generally this blog is the truth but this defies nature: my friend is a nerd who clocks in plenty of hours of world of Warcraft and other shit. When I heard he had a girlfriend I was happy for … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Jun 8th, 2011
A commenter over at OneSTDV had this to say about government jobs: Easy air conditioned jobs for chicks. Gets them out of the house, caters to their egos, and taxes men to pay their salaries. By the time the chicks get bored and disillusioned the players are done with them and they will be looking … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty on Jun 2nd, 2011
A reader writes about a banner put up by an Argentinian wife whose husband had an affair with a woman named Eliana. So making its rounds as the meme-of-the-day all over twitter/the Internet, about two weeks ago, was this photo of a banner that a scorned woman posted on the street near her house, in a city … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Good Life, The Pleasure Principle on May 10th, 2011
The gay men and fat ugly goths sluts are out in force and want the safe, cocooned and civilized world to know that they should bear no responsibility for their own well-being at all. An international series of protests known as SlutWalks, sparked by a Toronto police officer’s flippant comment that women should avoid dressing like … Read more
