Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Guy Rules, Ugly Truths on Apr 27th, 2012
A wealth of experience with women will clue a man into the dissonance between a woman’s words and actions, and gradually lead him to discover that the woman’s word is the exact inverse of what she wishes you to presuppose it is: not a verbal descriptive but rather a psychological misdirection to lull the unsuspecting, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 12th, 2012
A reader poses an interesting scenario: what do you say if a girl asks you about feminism? If you live in a big, blue urban enclave, it’s pretty good odds you’ll run into a chick — probably a lawyer or other man-jawed freak of nature — who hits you up with the feminism shit test. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 10th, 2012
Trick question: both of them! Isn’t it funny how our reflexive reaction to scenes of non-chivalrous behavior by men is to view them as intrinsically alpha? There’s something deep in our primitive subconsciousness that tells us “this cocky bastard must be the Grand Poonbah to be able to ignore polite convention and convince girls to … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 12th, 2012
Chuck Rudd over at GLPiggy has a funny post about a chick elaborating the kind of man every woman deserves. Needless to say, it’s the very Moloko Plus of female self-absorption. (What’re you offering in return, sweet cheeks? An ass the size of a barn door?) A commenter wonders where the equivalent “Every man deserves…” … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Love, Pretty Lies, Ridiculousness, Ugly Truths on Jan 10th, 2012
Scandalized reader “halisi” unintentionally offers a great example of a feminist ashamed of what feminism is really about. 1) Feminsim is NOT anti-beauty/pro-frump! There are plenty of feminists who like to wear designer clothes, wear makeup, and/or take the time each day to make themselves look beautiful. Jessica Valenti said it best (and I’m paraphrasing here): … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change on Jan 1st, 2012
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Goodbye America on Dec 19th, 2011
How’s that for an omnibus blog post title? A reader sent a link to a hilarious blog called ‘Texts From Bennett’ which is a compendium of text message conversations between some dude and his 17-year-old white cousin who, with great pride, thinks, or rather wishes, he’s part black. I’ve been a reader for about two … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Dec 7th, 2011
From this story: I’ll start. “King Kong swats at a cheap tipper.”
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Dec 7th, 2011
Slate, that bastion of feminist mental gymnastics, has an article about some male porn star who appeals to women because he supposedly embodies nonthreatening boyishness. In the winter issue of Good Magazine, Amanda Hess has a fascinating profile of James Deen, a young, handsome porn star who is becoming famous for actually appealing to women. Due to … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Nov 19th, 2011
Hat tip to Gmac for tweeting a link to this hilarious fat girl meme. I laughed and laughed. I read somewhere that the Census Bureau (or was it the CDC?) predicts that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050. Imagine that. A whole country full of waddling fat asses. Where do I renounce citizenship? … Read more
