Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Sluts on Oct 26th, 2012
Somewhere in Brazil, an alpha prankster (you’d need to be alpha to pull this off for as long as he did with a smirk on your face) trolled a slut walk full of unhygienic feminists hard. He rolled up and rolled his dick out in solidarity with the concept of slut pride, as seething, violent, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Oct 16th, 2012
A new website, hetexted.com, is a gold mine of confirmation for the validity of game concepts. Girls post screenshots of their text conversations with men they like (or in some cases, don’t like) and ask the studio audience what it all means. The readers then vote on whether the guy in the text messaging conversation … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 7th, 2012
Readers have asked, “What was your most memorable pickup?” I can think of a few successful pickups that were very challenging and provided me with much spiritual fulfillment upon completion. But if we’re talking about picking up against all odds and natural law, under adverse conditions that would cause lesser men to wilt in defeat, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Funny/Lolblogs on Sep 4th, 2012
V. writes: Yesterday it was my 7th month anniversary with my girl. She has been nagging about never celebrating it, so I wrote her name on the street with piss right in front of her and took a picture for the memory. Anniversaries. The word conjures images of beta males frantically buying gifts at the … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs on Aug 29th, 2012
It’s funny when sex differences in perception are graphically illustrated by esteemed government agencies. Via CDC. Girls think the guys they fuck are steady boyfriends. Some of those “steady boyfriends” think the girls they fuck are casual hook-ups. Many of these misty-eyed girls are in for a rude surprise. Also, lol at the last category. … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Aug 19th, 2012
Via S. Sailer: Is Obama sticking out his pinky? Forget the first half-black prez, what we have here is the first SWPL prez. No wonder SWPLs jizz their pants for this guy. Even better, you gotta love the field hockey player American girls chugging beer like dock workers. The one on the left looks like … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Misandry on Jul 3rd, 2012
Petition to make this the official logo of the modern, Western, feminist, entitled careerist woman. “I watch you die.” Ugly, bloated Western woman dressed in the latest fashion sits idly with look of perplexity as a man in distress collapses before her leaden gaze. She even leans away from him, offended at this breach of … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jun 27th, 2012
Reader James has a game-related question: Hey Heartiste I’ve got a question. What do you make of this: On a couple of occasions I had college age girls strike up conversation with me by telling me I looked like someone they knew. In a third occasion I just recalled while writing this, another college girl … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity, Videos on Jun 19th, 2012
I’m happy to inform guests of dishonor that the campaign to infiltrate polite society with the secretive butthex teachings of the Chateau is under way. A reader writes: I think you speak the truth about men and women. A few weeks ago I read your post about drawing smiley faces on your girl’s tampons, and … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Tool Time on Jun 13th, 2012
A more nauseating example of inept betatude would be hard to find. Reader Will sent a link to this plaintive wail from a forum member (I have no idea what communities these forums are meant to serve) who is perplexed that a whore he visits regularly no longer sees him “that way”. been seeing the … Read more
