Scat Game
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Oct 25th, 2013
Category Archive for 'Funny/Lolblogs'
Quote Of The Day: Atomized Wedges
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 1st, 2013
i was on transit today and it seems like white people are getting less and less common. just disappearing. transit is like a microcosm of multiculturalism. dead eyed somalians sitting awkwardly next to old chinese ladies. nothing in common. aknowledging each other as mere objects. no sign of life. riding by ugly buildings with grey … Read more
Feminist Catchphrase Translator
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Sep 30th, 2013
The following open source, feminist bromide translation service is offered free of charge. Share with your local warpig! exploitation, noun 1. anything that gives straight men pleasure. threatening, adj 1. an instance of consensual lovemaking. 2. an erect penis. “Men are threatened by [X]“, clause 1. rationale offered when men don’t like what feminists like. … Read more
“I believe a burp is an EXCELLENT neg”
Posted in Comment Winners, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on Sep 18th, 2013
YaReally (and Mystery) over the intercom with a solid breakdown of the mechanics of the neg and the sociosexual context within which it is used: 3 things to keep in mind with Negs: 1) they’re more about disqualifying yourself from “hitting on her” than they are about trying to hurt/lower her self-esteem…you showing that you aren’t … Read more
Neg Of The Week
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Sep 15th, 2013
Kate gleefully recollects, Favorite neg (so far) during a conversation about my hair: “You have a face for bangs.” I dont know if that line technically qualifies as a neg, but it’s close enough for government work.
Every CH Text Game Tactic Used On One Girl At Once
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Aug 29th, 2013
A reader exploited the collected wisdom of Chateau Heartiste text game techniques and unloaded it all on one unsuspecting girl. Hilarity ensued. (The dude’s replies are in blue. Also, note the time stamps for even more yuks.) After you’re done stitching up your split sides, take a moment to reflect on the two lessons offered … Read more
Open Borders Logo Contest
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Aug 9th, 2013
Sperglord, or Master Meta-Troll, Bryan “the moral and utilitarian thing to do is open the border to my rectum to any undersexed homosexuals so that Gross Domestic Penis is increased” Caplan is hosting an Open Borders Logo Contest. Naturally, the site was infiltrated with mischievous pranksters (Leroy Krune!). My favorite so far: I think the … Read more
Funny Shit Fatties Do
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster on Jul 31st, 2013
In my travels far and WIDE, I have seen fat people do some really funny shit, usually unintentionally, or have funny shit happen to them on account of their abnormal size, weight, girth and texture. Can’t forget texture. – Unknowingly dribble food bits and drink down their chins. A fatty completely oblivious to the organic particulates … Read more
Unemployed, Alcoholic Badboy Game
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 17th, 2013
A 30 year old couglet writes to Slate’s Emily Yoffe (first mistake) about the strange pull that an unemployed, alcoholic alpha male ex-fling badboy has on her romantic imagination, while a loyal and NICE dentist betaboy who’s practically begging her to marry him can’t seem to fire up her loins. Bonus track: The badboy nearly … Read more
The Official Spinster Logo
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jun 6th, 2013
Imagine this on a T-shirt. You’d open so many sets wearing this because girls won’t be able to resist shit testing you about it. When they do, ask them if they want to be a member of A.S.S. — the American Spinster Society. Tell them you’re working hard to eradicate judgmentalism and loneliness from the … Read more
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