Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Goodbye America on Oct 19th, 2014
Sometimes a song that I’m singing in my head will escape from its skullblocked cage and make a run for it across the border of my lips. When this happens, I can go fifteen minutes, maybe hours given the retrospective nature of the discovery, before my conscious awareness is alerted to the fact that I’ve … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Sep 6th, 2014
From a Facebook feed: Self-report bias may make sex survey data less than reliable indicators of when-the-lights-are-off sexual behavior, but widely-held cultural perceptions that can elicit knowing chuckles from most people are often windows into real world behaviors of a Silent Depravity that aren’t captured by pencil and paper divining tests. The graphic above doesn’t … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs on Aug 26th, 2014
There was a “Go-Topless Day” in NY this past Sunday. Two hundred (mostly) women and four hundred boobs marched in protest of those wrong kinds of white people in those horribly backward flyover states who force women to wear burqas over their nipples when out in public. Hey I am all for women — but … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Aug 20th, 2014
GIRL: “Are you gay?” MAN: Perfection is rarely seen so clearly in the wild. Sending this pic to a frisky filly may not guarantee the bang, but goddamn will it leave a smile on your face. And likely on hers, too. PS And here’s the worst — and also the funniest — reply to any … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Videos on Aug 2nd, 2014
Too funny. Even funnier: There are some gems of game to be mined from this humor. A reader writes, It’s titled “Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not a Toddler”. I say it’s Things You Do When You Don’t Give a Fuck. I’m going to walk up to girls and announce that I sleep in … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Jul 4th, 2014
Comments are disabled on all posts published during Approach Week to encourage readers to limit their internet time and go outside to apply the lessons they have learned here. Approach Week celebrates the spirit of the approach, which is, in essence, a celebration of the spirit of assertive masculinity. Continuing with CH’s Goodbye America in … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Jun 11th, 2014
Submitted by a reader who shall remain anonymous pending clarification, here is the second in CH’s series of Goodbye America photos that record for future archeologists the degradation that was happening in America just before the lights went out on her brilliant but evanescent moment in history. Her fav coal burning train, wink wink. A … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Globalization on Apr 25th, 2014
Study of the Year material here. You’ll laugh, you’ll nod knowingly, you’ll thank god you weren’t born in Kenya. The prevalence of extra-marital partnerships among women was 6.2% within a reference time of six months. Factors that were independently associated with increased likelihood of extra-marital partnerships were domestic violence (aOR, 1.45; 95% CI 1.09–1.92), women … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Videos on Mar 10th, 2014
Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Feb 23rd, 2014
Via fellow sadists, the most Millennial statement ever put to print is: “Here’s why that’s a problem.” Pathological solipsism and mile wide but inch deep self-esteem are a bad combo. The id of the Millennial Like Me Generation is a furry suit wrapping a toddler. If normalcy and personal responsibility offend the Millennial, it will … Read more
