Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Apr 8th, 2015
Poz Vox recently had its one-year anniversary (“happy voxiversary”… that’s one smooth portmanteau). A staff photo was Twitted. Vox, as you may or may not know, is a seething pit of anti-badwhite “anti-racism” Judeo-Christian hatred. If there’s a Dindu Nuffin or a Gentle Giant or a make-believe rape culture victim who can be exploited to … Read more
Posted in Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Love, The Pleasure Principle on Jan 8th, 2015
Commenter dirkdiggly unzips in front of a mirror and ‘miringly unfurls this meaty tale of modern romance: What fun it would be to make a “romcom” depicting a fiery romantic relationship as it actually plays out for the garden-variety CH apprentice… Boy meets girl at a gathering of mutual friends. Girl is objectively prettier than … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Nov 26th, 2014
Women love playful men. Playfulness, broadly defined, is nonverbal teasing. Or it’s the physical and verbal working together as an insincere form of taunting. Not many men are naturally playful, especially with attractive women. Men tense up in the presence of sexually enticing women, and this discomfort is anathema to cultivating a playful demeanor. Playfulness … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Nov 24th, 2014
SJW (Social Justice Warrior) Game is described by commenter “Matthew Yglesias is a sex god”: Jerkboy game has nothing on SJW game 1. Read Huffinton Post, Slate, ThinkProgress, and Vox religiously. Check in with the NYT on occasion for a moderate opinion. 2. Regularly post on facebook articles about the benefits of eating local and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Nov 18th, 2014
Sandals. White tube socks. Is that a fanny pack? His fashion sense is clearly beta. But then there’s his body language. Leg up, the fulcrum of his maleness insolently displayed under her nose. If this were a gif I bet we’d see him swinging his pelvis into her. A fat nerd in the distance looks … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Nov 14th, 2014
Inspired by the subversively realist Shoshana Roberts catcall video, a hundred “Ten Hours of [X] Walking in NYC” parody videos have sprung up like facial scruff on Amanda Marcotte. This is a good one: “Judge me by my size, do you?” 😆 Mockery is the best tonic for feminist idiocy. I can smell the feminist … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Nov 11th, 2014
It may astound some readers, but yer ‘umble instigator has no experience fucking fat chicks, rare one-night hummers from borderline chubsters notwithstanding to the contrary. Of course, no man needs to know what it’s like to fuck a fatty; our vision is keen and our imaginations sufficient to piece together a porky pastiche. However, it … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Sluts on Nov 6th, 2014
“joe” writes, Shoshana used to live in my current city, and was actively involved in my blues dance group. I don’t remember meeting her, but after my local dance lady friends started posting this video, some bragging about knowing her, a quick Facebook search showed that we have over 20 mutual friends. With that said, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Oct 23rd, 2014
Well-meaning tradcons with white knight complexes like Charles Murray and Ross Douthat wonder why more men aren’t MANNING UP and getting married. They say it’s because too many men are jobless. Maybe. But there’s another, less Hivemind-hospitable explanation for the marriage dearth: Too many women are fat. Groom looks like he just found out he’s … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 21st, 2014
From Craigslist (remember that site?): thanks again for leaving me out in the rain! w4m my phone is now ruined, so I’ll have to resort to this – the way we first met. here. we both knew the other was married… but now that I tell you I’m pregnant, you have nothing to say… your … Read more
