Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Foreign Girls, Love on Oct 9th, 2009
Hmm, some kind of pattern here… *furrows brow*… can’t quite put my finger on it… (Photograph link provided by reader Ovid.) PS: I repeat, you can date the decline of America to when women got the vote.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Escape, Foreign Girls, Love on Sep 3rd, 2009
Standing in the mixed nuts section of Safeway, a blur of blonde caught my peripheral vision. Turning, I saw a gorgeous girl following a middle-aged man around the fruit bins. She looked about 18 years old, at the peak of her womanly ripeness. She was wearing velvet athletic shorts so small that the underside of … Read more
Posted in Culture, Foreign Girls, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Ugly Truths, Videos on Aug 18th, 2009
Many readers have sent me this UK tabloid story about a tacky British slut (redundant?) who asks the sex advice columnist (there’s a 21st century New Girl Order occupation of pointlessness) Rowan Pelling whether she should reveal to her boyfriend the truth about her, uh, comprehensive sexual history. I’ve been with my boyfriend for six … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls on Aug 17th, 2009
I watched my friend open a two set sitting next to the fish tank. His opener — he informs the girls that the orange-colored fish goes by the scientific name “orange creamsicle” — was a little lame, but serviceable. Nothing the God of Game wouldn’t let you into hell for. The prettier of the two … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps on Jul 16th, 2009
Commenter Stu wrote this in the comments: As for you guys thinking about kids, do not do it. I speak from experience here. I love my kid but fuck man, it’s such a drag being a parent. Especially since I got divorced (and having a kid fucking accelerated that process) and have joint custody so … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls on Jun 3rd, 2009
There was some discussion in the comments to this post about the benefits or hardships of the foreign girlfriend/wife. I fall squarely in the camp of those who believe that foreign girls are superior to American girls when the pros and cons are fairly weighed. Foreign Girl American Girl Thinner Fatter Hotter Fatter Sexier Fatter … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Foreign Girls, Girls on Dec 19th, 2008
The answer to yesterday’s post: The “do me in the ass” conversation was first. If she had said she was married first, I may or may not have proceeded with the dirty bang, but I would have thought a little less lowly of her. A married woman disenchanted with her husband, who lets you know … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Foreign Girls, Girls on Dec 18th, 2008
Her: I have to tell you something. Me: Oh man, here we go. What? Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this. Me: You’re a child molester? Her: I’m married. Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really? Her: … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Foreign Girls, Globalization on Aug 20th, 2008
Exhibit A: Olympic camel toe. (Hat tip, VK. Naturally.) I love how so many female Olympic athletes are photographed holding long, phallic objects. Exhibit B: Hybrid vigor in action — Olympians hooking up in droves. “You see more and more couples, there is a lot of hooking up. And it is the mix of races that … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Foreign Girls, Ridiculousness on Aug 19th, 2008
Russian female pole vaulter not only sets the world record but trash talks her foes into submission. BEIJING, Aug 18 (Reuters) – Russia’s Olympic champion pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva said the world record she set on Monday had put U.S. rival Jennifer Stuczynski in her place over reported comments about going to “kick Russian butt”. … Read more
