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Exquisite. Let’s get a full body shot. And here’s the lovely Kiira impersonating a DC lawyer chick: It doesn’t suit you, babe. I have fond memories of my time with a Finnish girl, who looked eerily similar to Kiira. I’m not anti-American woman, but I know a superior product when I’ve lain with one.

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Mr. Rudy writes: REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION OK, maybe it’s not that important, but seriously: do you ever feel slightly bad for Alpha-ing a chick to the point when she’s in a puddle of her own tears and you’ve moved on weeks or months ago?? I know what you’re going to say, but really, aren’t some […]

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Hmm, some kind of pattern here… * furrows brow *… can’t quite put my finger on it … ( Photograph link provided by reader Ovid.) PS: I repeat, you can date the decline of America to when women got the vote.

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Standing in the mixed nuts section of Safeway, a blur of blonde caught my peripheral vision. Turning, I saw a gorgeous girl following a middle-aged man around the fruit bins. She looked about 18 years old, at the peak of her womanly ripeness. She was wearing velvet athletic shorts so small that the underside of […]

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Many readers have sent me this UK tabloid story about a tacky British slut (redundant?) who asks the sex advice columnist (there’s a 21st century New Girl Order occupation of pointlessness) Rowan Pelling whether she should reveal to her boyfriend the truth about her, uh, comprehensive sexual history. I’ve been with my boyfriend for six […]

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The Italian And The American

I watched my friend open a two set sitting next to the fish tank. His opener — he informs the girls that the orange-colored fish goes by the scientific name “orange creamsicle” — was a little lame, but serviceable. Nothing the God of Game wouldn’t let you into hell for. The prettier of the two […]

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Commenter Stu wrote this in the comments: As for you guys thinking about kids, do not do it. I speak from experience here. I love my kid but fuck man, it’s such a drag being a parent. Especially since I got divorced (and having a kid fucking accelerated that process) and have joint custody so […]

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Foreign Girlfriends

There was some discussion in the comments to this post about the benefits or hardships of the foreign girlfriend/wife. I fall squarely in the camp of those who believe that foreign girls are superior to American girls when the pros and cons are fairly weighed. Foreign Girl American Girl Thinner Fatter Hotter Fatter Sexier Fatter […]

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The answer to yesterday’s post : The “do me in the ass” conversation was first. If she had said she was married first, I may or may not have proceeded with the dirty bang, but I would have thought a little less lowly of her. A married woman disenchanted with her husband, who lets you […]

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Her: I have to tell you something. Me: Oh man, here we go. What? Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this. Me: You’re a child molester? Her: I’m married. Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really? Her: […]

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