The goal of feminism is to remove all constraints on female sexuality while maximally restricting male sexuality. CH wrote the above not long ago to describe the purpose, in practice if not specifically elucidated in theory, of feminism. But what is the emotional impetus that motivates feminists? For that, we must dig deeper. Come out … Read more
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Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Tool Time on Apr 9th, 2014
“i’m biased against PIV” The Germans have a word (the Germans always have a word) for “a punchable face”: Backpfeifengesicht. Why do these male feminists all look the same? Is there a factory that shits out bald, pale, pencil-necked, peach-fuzzed, brony fluffers who were born with full diapers? Self-flagellation is nothing new for the pillow biter set, but … Read more
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Put away your history textbooks, this is the only graph you’ll ever need to consult for an explanation why civilizations rise, plateau, and fall. set a course for vaginaland, sulu In honor of the factually baseless, feels-fueled, and insipid “””Equal Pay Day“””, this graph represents what happens to civilizations as they slowly but inexorably womanize. … Read more
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For those optimists who don’t think lying liars and the mendacious ideas they propagate matter, President Barry Kenyatta-Downlow Obama today signed two executive orders addressing the so-called “sex pay gap” myth that feminists have been menstruating over the national discourse for decades. In one order, federal contractors will now have to report how they allocate their … Read more
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Read this OkCupid profile and try to guess the sex of the person who wrote it. Don’t read further until you’ve made your guess. . . . Still guessing? . . . . . . . . . . These are your American women. Delightfully feminine bunch, ain’t they? This profile, minus a few giveaways, … Read more
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Posted in Feminist Idiocy on Mar 12th, 2014
Vapid Feminist-Entity, an aging shrike just a few short years from a terminal date with the Wall, is telling younger women to sleep around with sexy badboys and then settle down in their 30s with a boring beta male for financial security. Glad to see even the head-in-sand feminists getting on board with the Heartistian … Read more
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Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Ugly Truths on Mar 10th, 2014
International Women’s Day came and went (what, you didn’t notice either?), and feminists of all 152 gender persuasions celebrated in style. Memes like this one littered chat rooms: A patriarchal reader decided it would be the perfect time to remind the celebrants in similar fashion about the men in science to whom we owe most … Read more
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When feminists aren’t happily asserting that women cheat just as much as men do, they’re raging that cheating men are insecure chauvinist pigs who are afraid of strong, independent women. As per usual with the human emojis known as feminists, trying to square their internal contradictions is an exercise in infinitely recursive futility. Which is … Read more
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Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Ugly Truths on Feb 21st, 2014
Salon, the nation’s hindmost menstrual rag of note, stumbled onto Chateau Heartiste grounds and promptly WOWJUSTWOWed until they were overcome with shameful orgasms. 18 hilariously terrible sex tips that all men should ignore. […] 3. “A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when … Read more
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I wonder if the dam is beginning to burst on public discourse, leading to growing awareness of converging androgyny of the sexes. CH was out front informing the masses of a strange trend toward sexual unipolarity characterized by a psychological and physiognomic swapping and sharing of normal sexually dimorphic traits. Men appeared to be getting … Read more
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