Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on Mar 25th, 2011
This comment from Quant reminded me of a girl I used to date: And it doesn’t matter how bad she wants to save the planet, it would better for my image of her if she flushes after doing number 1 instead of “letting it mellow.” Too funny. The girl I dated would say the same … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Love on Feb 16th, 2011
We here at the Chateau have in the past written that it is just as easy — in fact, may even be easier — to fall in love and begin a healthy long term relationship with a woman after having sex with her on the first date as it is with a woman who has … Read more
Posted in Dating, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Jan 31st, 2011
My date kicked me hard in the shin under the table. I was gazing at her cleavage into her eyes, so she must have wanted my attention. “Ow! What’d you do that for? You hit the bone.” She leaned forward over her entree and put her hand up to her cheek to shield her face … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Game, Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 5th, 2011
Men universally overestimate the importance of money to attracting women. This is probably so because the relatively chaotic, amorphous nature of psychological game is harder for men to comprehend than is a hard objective metric like money. It’s much simpler to say to a man: “First you make the money, then you get the power. … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, Pretty Lies on Dec 14th, 2010
Maxim #39: A woman’s standards are like a house of cards: kick out one from the bottom and the whole edifice crashes down. I was mingling with some friends, a mixed group, when one of the girls — 7.5, ~0.75 waist-hip ratio, lithe, A cups, mid-20s (because this info is vital to any discussion) — … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Vanity on Nov 9th, 2010
I have this friend, a girl, who is a total attention whore. Fittingly, she would glow with pride at being called that. As a cute, young single girl without brat baggage and of slender proportions and flirtatious disposition, she usually has some beta or two wrapped around her finger at any given time. You could … Read more
From the email wing of the Chateau: I’m doing relationship game. How do I deal with comments from my girlfriend about her ex. Well, really he was just a friend with benefits. She recently told me “There was good sex with him.” She definitely gets her world rocked with me in bed. The sex is hot … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Oct 26th, 2010
My girl had challenged me to a pushup hold contest. This is where you assume the pushup position and hold it there for as long as you can. I had said she stood no chance with me, and she eagerly set out to prove me wrong. But instead of following the script she was expecting, … Read more
According to this study, your chance to get a bang with a speed-dating partner is 6%. Your chance to have a relationship with a speed-dating partners is 4%. (Unclear from the study abstract whether that means you have a 6% chance at the start of a speed-dating event, or whether that 6% refers to the … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Dating, Girls on Oct 20th, 2010
An anonymous source emailed the following to Chateau headquarters: As someone who knows Seavey and Rittelmeyer, I’d like to point out that she deserves it. She is crazy. Seavey is usually not so crazy, but he is showing some restraint. Right after he broke up with her, I overheard him discuss how sociopathic she was: “It’s like for … Read more
