Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Hope and Change, Videos on Dec 3rd, 2010
There’s one word to describe the guy in this video — balls. Via Dennis Mangan, an Austrian MP unloads on the rank hypocrisy of the Turkish ambassador and the vile stupidity of the open borders one-worlder assimilationist suicide cult. “Mr. Ambassador, enter the Orient Express and go back to Istanbul, your wonderland!” If only we had … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America on Nov 3rd, 2010
Two years ago, on the eve of the 2008 election of Obama, I predicted this: 2010 will be a repeat of 1994. 2010 was 1994, except the wave this time was even bigger. How could I have such stunning prescience? Simple, really. I comprehended two basic facts about the political landscape. 1. In 2008, the … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Dating, Girls on Oct 20th, 2010
An anonymous source emailed the following to Chateau headquarters: As someone who knows Seavey and Rittelmeyer, I’d like to point out that she deserves it. She is crazy. Seavey is usually not so crazy, but he is showing some restraint. Right after he broke up with her, I overheard him discuss how sociopathic she was: “It’s like for … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Current Events on Sep 29th, 2010
Does being a sexy female rock star with male romantic attention measured in the tens of millions inoculate a woman from oneitis for an alpha male who rejected her? Not if Katy Perry’s scorned lover meltdown is any indication. Pointing out into the audience, she identified one specific member of the crowd and asked, “Is that … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Sep 27th, 2010
Nearly two years ago, the original Chateau host predicted that Ashton Kutcher was cheating on his cougar love, Demi: instead of sleeping their way to the top, men commit their way to the top. anyhow, give it time. most of these older female celebrity-younger male B lister couples are inherently unstable. i bet within five … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Videos on Sep 23rd, 2010
The big man throws his weight around. Look at this guy. He’s the anti-affectation politician. Which means he’s 180 degrees from Obama. Where the Prez preens and postures, the Gov rumbles and wrestles. Yes, superficially this is an egregious example of white knighting, but Christie manages the trick without losing alpha cred. Let’s look at … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Sep 2nd, 2010
Love is so powerful it can cause a smart person to act stupidly. So stupidly, she unintentionally kills herself. BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Globalization on Jul 3rd, 2010
Status whoring citizen of the world SWPLs cry into their artisanal beers. I laugh. It’s also nice to see a European team that actually looks European (hi, France!). Before any of you start bitching, how many were complaining that Ghana looked too Ghanaian? Yeah, that’s what I thought. No one. I wonder how good the … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Hope and Change on Jun 28th, 2010
It’s been quipped that liberals love humanity but hate humans, while conservatives love humans but hate humanity. I find there to be a lot of truth to this statement. Now, an illuminating quote from a story about Algore’s alleged sexual assault on a masseuse adds credence to the quip’s accuracy: Finally she got away. Later, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Current Events, Tool Time on Jun 14th, 2010
The “man” in this story could qualify for Beta of the Year: It started with one text message: She just wanted to know why he was skipping her class. But P.E. teacher Michele Taylor’s alleged relationship with a 17-year-old student at East Valley High School escalated quickly after that. From a stolen kiss in her … Read more
