Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Girls, Ridiculousness, The Good Life, Uncategorized, Vanity on May 15th, 2008
I have a theory about girls who have “tight like that” best gay boyfriends. These types of girls are very girly (read: flaky and feminine) but their libidos lean towards the masculine. It’s really the perfect combo: A girly girl who unleashes in the bedroom (and the park and the library and the deep end of … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 7th, 2008
One of the telltale signs of the escalating emasculation of mainstream American culture has been the trend of wives keeping their maiden names, either in whole or in ridiculous hyphenation. And then selfishly passing on this matronymic abomination to their children. Men relinquish so much autonomy and prerogative to pursue their natural male desires when they get married … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Apr 27th, 2008
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Status Is King on Apr 16th, 2008
Take me to the room where the red’s all red Take me out of my head-‘s what I said yeah Hey take me to the room where the green’s all green And from what I’ve seen it’s hot it’s mean If the Chinese have any sense of humor to accompany their embrace of manifest destiny … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, Current Events, Misandry on Apr 10th, 2008
Several readers emailed me a link to this Camille Paglia article about Hillary Clinton surrounding herself with beta males and how this may be hurting her campaign. First, a reader wrote to Paglia: I would like to get your feedback on the subject of those who end up in Hillary’s orbit. Can you conceive of … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Love, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Apr 3rd, 2008
It’s pretty clear what women want — a man with means, good genes, romantic swings, and daddy dreams.* When she finds him she’ll want marriage, home, and kids in a nice neighborhood. That is a woman’s formula for happiness in life. Since I am a giver and a humanitarian I offer the following advice to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 31st, 2008
UPDATE A reader sent in this photo of a cat in a stroller that is whisked around town by its owners: I thought the end of America would be a long, slow decline over generations, but now I think it might happen in a matter of years. My man about town, Dodgeball Dan, called from an undisclosed … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Mar 7th, 2008
Reader Joe T. sent me a link to this story (scroll halfway down) about female obesity correlating with lower pay in the workplace. The study’s conclusion — that fat women suffer a wage penalty because of discrimination — is shaky (for instance, fat women may be less productive than their thinner counterparts due to health … Read more
Posted in Culture, Status Is King, The Big City Life, Vanity on Feb 28th, 2008
Hoping to prove to myself that I am a badass nonconformist, I read through all 76 entries to date at the Stuff White People Like blog and tallied up my score to see how many applied to me. I was as truthful in my answers as I could tolerate. My white person score: 27 out of 76, which rounds … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, Love, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 25th, 2008
A reader sent me a link to this eye-popping morphing video montage of the beautiful faces of Hollywood leading ladies over the years. There is a vague, eerie similarity among all the faces. Beautiful women aren’t clones of each other but neither do they deviate too far from the primary beauty script. For instance, no one would … Read more
