Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Comment Winners on Aug 16th, 2014
gunslingergregi burps up a nugget of pith from his prolix comment splatter. Here he explains his thought process if his girlfriend were to hypothetically get trained by 12 angry minstrels. after my bitch gone she need 12 dicks to try and replace mine Great reframe! You deserve this week’s COTW. The reframe is such a … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Jul 27th, 2014
PA grabs the Golden COTW, Vox had a post this morning that features two pretty twins and likely meth-heads busted for prostitution, working for a black pimp. CH tweeted the link this morning. One wonders about anyone in their life, maybe long ago such as their great-grandfather before they were born, who’d have been heartbroken … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Ugly Truths on Jul 9th, 2014
After Randall Parker gazed in the crystal ball and saw chaos and decay in America’s near future, commenter “Jim” contributed a sound bite worthy of the coveted CH Freelance COTW. Places like Brazil and the Congo have enormous economic potential just based on geography, climate, and natural resources. A place like Japan is mountainous (only … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Jun 14th, 2014
“Director” spits the pith and takes home the COTW, It boils down to this: A white Special Ed kid is actually a drooling retard. A black Spec Ed can probably be retarded but musical, funny…like a pet with human characteristics. Even if they are drooling tards it’s compensated for by youthful ebullience. Combine this with … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Apr 27th, 2014
COTW winner is Burn It All (but not my fedora and new atheist soundbite collection dude), who writes, “Fuck ‘em all” >>> FTW. Don’t take anything too seriously. Nobody’s getting out of here alive. “It’s purely a materialistic mindset you are processing with.” Yes. It’s HER materialistic mindset that you let take control of your life. Nothing … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Apr 26th, 2014
Pleasuresadist takes the prize (an effigy of Tim Wise, complete with zip code map of white neighborhoods) for this pithy decryption of leftoid (aka shitlib) love of “””tolerance”””. The tolerance that liberals and libertarians demand is really a form of anesthesia–dulling the social nerves to threats. They want you to go through life numb and … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Culture, Ugly Truths on Apr 13th, 2014
cold russian on the restrictions diversity organically imposes on discourse, Dialogue is naturally limited under the condition of diversity. Atomize any further and it gets down to kindergarten level, pretty much “Don’t say that bad word!” dictated in baby talk. All of this for the upkeep of a lonely society where you say “Have a … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Apr 12th, 2014
COTW winner is YaReally, who summarizes the best use of a group of hapless men guarding their prized quarry. Take their girl. You’re cooler than them by default simply because they’re so low-value to her that they’re her orbiters, and you’re the bright shiny new object. Just ignore her and chat with them, then tease … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Culture, Ugly Truths on Apr 8th, 2014
Commenter “Z” over at Cheap Chalupas/Bargain Beans had this to say about poverty alleviation programs, Welfare programs have never been about solving poverty. Even the most wild-eyed utopian dreamer knows that’s absurd. The poor will always be with us. Poverty programs serve three functions today. One is riot insurance and prevention. The people of Maryland, … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners on Mar 17th, 2014
Ever notice how emphatically the few married feminists proclaim the awesomeness of the males who settled for their post-slut carcasses as if this was some sort of evidence proof of the superiority of the cock-hopping, mimosa-fueled lifestyle? COTW winner Paul Murray, replying to another commenter, explains the pathological narcissism that shapes the scarred psychologies of … Read more
