Posted in Comment Winners on Apr 28th, 2013
Commenter James notices a pattern, and it looks suspiciously like a hamster’s roan coat: every sicilian or italian I’ve known has claimed their family has mob connections. just like every black guy is a producer and its every stripper’s first day. its all bullshit. What’s the NUMBER ONE lie you will hear from single, upper […]
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Posted in Comment Winners, Funny/Lolblogs on Mar 22nd, 2013
Jack provides a laundry list of common hamster rationalizations, peculiar to both sexes. The lower your SMV, the “pickier” you become. “game only works on sluts” – beta male “black guys are hot” – fat chick “There are no good men” – fat black woman “eat a sandwich!” – friend zoned beta orbiter commenting on […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Mar 3rd, 2013
The COTW goes to winner Uncle Elmer confesses: I like to watch Vietnamese travelogues with ForeignBride while she gently massages my loins. The food variety is epic. Some comments win on substance. Others on the style with which the words trip psychedelically off the tongue. This week’s winner is firmly in the latter category. Runner-up […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Feb 15th, 2013
Commenter Revo Luzione suggests a reason why the exclamation snort is not attractive when women use it: Kate: “Many a text exchange has reached a dead end when I reply with “snort.”” That’s because elephants, rhinos, and angry Holsteins all snort before charging. Snort! This gets to a larger point: the snark and snideness and […]
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shive1008 hams it up: Approaching women is a Demonstration of Lower Value. It basically says, “I know you wouldn’t give a shit about me otherwise, so I’m going to have to force you to pay attention to me.” Keep at it chumps. The man-hating troll will deny the laws of physics if it helps it […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Dec 14th, 2012
Reader BC gives some historical perspective to the alimony issue. (“Historical whaaa? I’m a feminist, I know not of such things. Please to dress it up in snark so that I can properly menstruate in the comments section at Jizzebel.”) In Olde Timey days — like, medieval England, we’re talking about — a husband gained […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Nov 16th, 2012
taterearl writes: Narcissism = higher value in yourself…taking women off the pedestal Machiavellianism = pretty much game…using women’s nature to get what you want psychopathy = aloof and unconcerned when a woman gets flighty with her emotions You don’t need to turn into a serial killer to get women…just understand these personality traits do have […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Nov 9th, 2012
Famed commenter gig (a Chateau VIP) passes along this story from a friend: Fun story, not mine, from a friend. He was in first or second year in college, and dating a girl still in high school. He’d started working, unlike her. So he had much more money than her. And he gave her a […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Oct 18th, 2012
The Man Who Was…. opines: It is one of the saddest facts of life that you only get to bang hot girls once your ability to appreciate them has decreased. For health and longevity reasons , I have decided to try and be less cynical about humanity, or at least to welcome a bout of […]
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Posted in Comment Winners on Sep 14th, 2012
Reader whorefinder posits a theory explaining why, historically, women’s sexuality has been deemed more dangerous than men’s sexuality to societal cohesion: One thing about bitches in heat is that they really aren’t that used to it. For all the jokes about men being led around by their dicks, men at least have the experience of […]
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