Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Closing the Deal on Sep 5th, 2008
Hope has just delivered some semi-big news: Not one to be Sarah Palining this and hiding it… I just got a positive reading on my home pregnancy test. If everything goes well, a great alpha name for the kid is Poonhound. It is the name of the beast. 😈 If it’s a girl, try Trinity.
Posted in Closing the Deal on Sep 3rd, 2008
I missed this comment David Alexander wrote Saturday night: Hey, no fair. Tonight, I’m seeing a girl! Stop the presses! I… and my readers I’m sure… would like to know how your date went.
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Closing the Deal, Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle on Aug 1st, 2008
If you are a beta who lacks the game, attributes, or status to bed 8s and above there is hope for you. By choosing your targets wisely, you can experience the exquisite and unparalleled pleasure of having sex with a hot girl — the kind of girl normally reserved for the apex alphas at the top of the … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Girls, Hitting The Wall on Jul 3rd, 2008
I had a date with a 29 year old. Remember that number: 29. She texted me 15 minutes before the date to say she’ll be late, so I arrived even later than my usual 10 minutes late. When I walked in the bar, she was making an obvious show of enjoying the flirtatious attentions of two men … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Game on Jun 26th, 2008
Here are some of the transparent excuses I tell a girl at the end of the night to get her back to Le Chateau for a little of the ol’ flogging, branding, and penis-whipping: “Hey, I just got my black and white photographs framed. Unlike so many people, I know you’re able to appreciate art, … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal on Apr 23rd, 2008
Things I “accidentally” leave lying around and conspicuously displayed when she comes back to my place: A photo of me and a hot ex. You know the golden rule: Girls love guys who are loved by other girls. Be careful with this ploy, you’ll need total plausible deniability. If she suspects that you intentionally left an ex photo … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Closing the Deal, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 26th, 2008
What is challenging for one man may not be so difficult for another. A virgin might think that getting his first lay is the pinnacle of achievement, but to a singer in an indie band with excellent emoting skills getting laid is an afterthought. There are some challenges however that are difficult to accomplish for … Read more
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, Rules of Manhood on Feb 26th, 2008
This past weekend at a loungey club I attempted a number close at the end of the night when the staff was flipping the lights on and off to signal closing time. Acting quickly before a gang of dangerous hipsters in white Hanes t-shirts and superbly chiseled body fat hustled me out I moved to wrap … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Escape, Foreign Girls, The Big City Life on Jan 13th, 2008
It was a late night at a new grimy club in the too-cool-for-school section of DC. I was chatting up an OK-looking chick made cuter by her sexy accent, youth, perfectly round ass, and the strong possibility of pulling a same night lay. But not a girl I’d consider long-term material. An hour later I made … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Ugly Truths on Jan 9th, 2008
It’s often the man who gets blamed for bad sex. He came too fast. He didn’t make me come. He forgot about foreplay. He wouldn’t go down on me. In and out, roll off. That was it. He never kisses me during sex. All he knew was one position — doggy style. Women can be bad lays too, … Read more
