First there was this . Then this herb poked his fat head up from his burrow. Then a magnificent specimen of herb was spotted on the concrete plains of a SWPL savannah. Suddenly herbs started springing up everywhere, wearing frontal papooses , inexplicably carrying satchels into nightclubs , and laying their bulbous heads in the […]
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Posted in Beta, Culture on Aug 28th, 2009
I got dragged by a chick to see the movie 500 Days of Summer ……………. ah, alright the truth is I wanted to see it too, not least of which because Zooey Deschanel is such a doll, thereby making up for her lack of range as an actress. I thought the movie would be a […]
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Reader Stan B left a link to a video of George Sodini giving a tour of his nondescript home. According to Stan B, the home in the video matches the address in Sodini’s DNS registration . At 1:17 you can see a book on his coffeetable with the title “Date Younger Women”. I can’t make […]
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It looks like I was right about George Sodini knowing about the seduction community (or a niche of it, at any rate). He was at an R. Don Steele seminar for “picking up women” called “ The Right Attitude Workshop “. (Hat tip: reader Thras.) I put “picking up women” in quotes because R. Don […]
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Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on Jul 28th, 2009
In what has to be one of the most ignorant interpretations of game and its associated techniques I’ve read in a long time, some mincing little betaboy named Conor Friedersdorf, who looks like he was born to be a stay-at-home cuckold, wrote an article lashing out at men who dare to learn how better to […]
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Posted in Beta, Videos on Jul 17th, 2009
Erik Von Markovic (AKA Mystery) has a 1 year old daughter named Dakota Breeze. Such a cheeseball name. It’s as if he named her knowing she’d grow up to be an exotic dancer. I couldn’t find any information about the mother. Anyhow, Mystery has put up a youtube video of him serenading his daughter in […]
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Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Jul 8th, 2009
Oh man, this picture of a herb doing what comes naturally is almost too gruesome to contemplate: [For this post we have a guest appearance by the judges from ‘American Idol’] Simon: Paula, your thoughts. Paula: I think they look cute together. He’s different, he’s unique. I like him. Simon: [rolls eyes] Randy? Randy: Dawg, […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Jul 3rd, 2009
David Alexander, frequent blogosphere commenter, extraordinarily successful troll, and often self-contradictory advocate for the supposed virtues of the celibate omega male way of life, has started a church — The Church of David Alexander — and a new religion, Davidalexanderism. Here is his First Article of Faith: Article The First: Betas must not reproduce or […]
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Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jun 16th, 2009
Leaning against a pole as the Metro train lurched forward, I noticed an older man, late 40s and clearly marked with the curse of the herb , standing with his young daughter by his side. He was talking with a curvaceous, big bosomed woman in her early 20s who looked like pre-meltdown Britney Spears. She […]
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Posted in Beta, The Big City Life on Jun 9th, 2009
What do herbs carry in their satchels that they need convenient access to whatever is inside while at nightclubs? Grapes? A back issue of Wired ? Naomi Wolf’s ‘The Beauty Myth’ ? E tabs? An Obama-shaped buttplug? Scientists are baffled. Other trademarks of the species herbisaurus maximus : He goes straight to the leg press […]
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