A running theme on this blog is the frightful sight of herbs and betas performing slow motion self-emasculations. While the herb and the beta are closely related, there are some notable differences between them. In this post , I defined the herb: *herb , noun – a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, […]
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Reader Mike sent me a media release for a book signing by a guy named James Henry (a name like that screams old-fashioned white knighter), who authored a book titled “ The Laws of Love: A Guide to Gallantry “. Here is an excerpt of the release: AS COURTSHIP DECLINES, CONCERN FOR CHIVALRY IS ON […]
Beta Of The Month Contest
Posted in Beta on May 17th, 2010
I had no intention of bringing back the Beta of the Month contest , but these three sad sacks were an irresistible draw. The audience demands it, pay-per-view wants it, and the suits are throwing money at the talent scouts — namely, me. BOTM Candidate #1 is a commenter to a ridiculously one-sided and myopic […]
The Ultimate Shit Test
Posted in Beta, Culture, Game, Ugly Truths on Apr 27th, 2010
Commenter Jcut wrote: I almost vomited watching this video today: http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/eve_ensler_embrace_your_inner_girl.html Let us all be aware our sinister enemies who lurk about, skulking in the distance. Are feminist calls to embrace our inner girl just a giant, society-wide shit test to brand the betas with a big red B so they can be more easily […]
What Is A Beta Male?
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 17th, 2010
I catch flak from some readers complaining that there is no way to draw a valid distinction between alpha and beta males. I don’t know what planet these readers live on (planet Delusional Tard?), but instead of pointing them to my dating market value test for men, I’ll just let a video speak for me. […]
Meet The Real Biggest Losers
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 19th, 2009
Cuckolded men. A lot of readers emailed me this New York Beta Times story about the State of Paternity in America today. Before reading, you should grab your Pepto Bismol, because your stomach is going to turn. Get ready to descend into the hell matrix of the unwitting beta male raising another man’s child, where […]
The Most Beta Comment Ever Left On This Blog
Posted in Beta, Comment Winners, Ridiculousness on Nov 4th, 2009
On my post about lying for sex , “notaloser” recently left this comment: I would NEVER lie to a woman in any way to get sex. NEVER. I respect women and know that lying to them impedes their ability to make good decisions for themselves. Nobody ever has the right to take that autonomy away […]
The Beta Crisis of American Men Marrying Older Women
Posted in Beta, Culture, Goodbye America, Hitting The Wall, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Oct 21st, 2009
Take me to the club where the boobs all hang Give me old poontang that’s what I bang yeah Hey take me to the club where the MILFs are queen And from what I’ve seen that cooch is free -Gonna use no game -No need to mack -Gonna get me some old maid -Got a […]
What’s Wrong With Japanese Men?
Posted in Beta, Globalization on Oct 5th, 2009
The herbification of the Western world is not just an American phenomenon; Japanese men — heirs of Samurai and Kamikazes — are herbifying straight into an anime-tastic fantasyland of celibate extinction. Reader Eric sent me a link to a videogame blog discussing an article written by a BBC reporter called “Is Japan a dying nation?” […]
Owning A Dog Is Training For Owning A Woman
Posted in Beta, Psy Ops, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Sep 23rd, 2009
I was sitting on a bench in a compact, refurbished dog park in Dupont Circle that had been covered in a fake grass like Astroturf — call it Turdturf — upon which 15 or 20 dogs were frolicking and licking each others’ balls while their owners talked amongst themselves and tried to avoid stepping on […]
