#Nigeria, Lagos: The true love! BBW finally meets her dream man! He says, “Her stature is kind of bigger than I expected, and she looks older than the pictures.” HAHA! pic.twitter.com/mqKYfcAn8P — Onlinemagazin (@OnlineMagazin) October 25, 2018 From CH commenter Bucky, That can be said for almost every POF profile FACT: most mudsharks look like … Read more
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All the proof anyone should need that the typical beta male can rise above his SMV station and snag a girl “out of his league” (as SMV leagues are conventionally defined (often superficially)) is seen in the ease with which the same beta who wilts under the effervescent glow of a beauty will effortlessly interact … Read more
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I dare you to watch this Beta O’Rourke campaign ad without violently retching. Jeeez, I wince with embarrassment for them. The lack of shitlib self-awareness is astounding. Do they not recognize how cringingly puerile they come across? It must be a Fuggernaut thing. When you’re amongst fellow fugs, swaddled in mutually supportive fugliness, you let … Read more
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You have to see this swedish TV ad to believe it, because the cuckery level is so off the charts it would violate Pornhub’s TOS. I don’t even know wtf I saw here, but I know it was bad. It looked like an ad for interracial surrogacy. A White woman births a mystery meatball, then … Read more
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Why is Hollywood going berserk about Trump and his supporters? One theory I have: Trumpism and the culture of realtalk that have surrounded his rise to (even more) power have thrown into stark relief just how freaking emasculated so many Hollywood actors are, and how slutty the actresses are. This is “howls from the shivved … Read more
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The fastest way to tell if a man you don’t know is a beta or an alpha is by the quality of woman on his arm (if he has a woman). The second fastest way is by how he greets other men, particularly high status or conspicuously confident men. The beta male greeting is a … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Physiognomy is Real, The Fuggernaut, The Id Monster on Sep 19th, 2018
Spot the signs of dystopia in the above wedding photos. (zoomable link) Where’s the groom? Oh right, he’s hiding behind the attention whore bride. A mere afterthought. The bride is racially ambiguous and kind of a slut (you can almost see her panties in the bottom pic…she doesn’t care if her dress flies up (in … Read more
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Sam Lavigne (((?))) is a far-Left, pantifa supporting NYU professor (it is to laugh) and active enemy of European Christendom who doxxed a bunch of patriotic ICE agents on Twatter via their LinkedIn profiles. Doxxing law enforcement agents into a readily accessible dossier and distributing it to anti-American pantifa activists is an implicit threat of … Read more
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“I told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa, but he wasn’t comfortable with that.” LMAO that Momoa scribbled his initials right over the volcuck’s face. LMAO^2 that Momoa’s left hand is practically cupping her tit. It’s all in good fun, you see, but good fun often reveals deeper truths. The volcuck — … Read more
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There’s no need for a contest in this edition of Beta of the Month; Joe Scarborough wins it running away. You’ve seen this before, in previous Chateau Heartiste Beta of the Month posts. Uxorious Joe Scarborough is the beta, Bleeding NipAndTuckface Mika the repulsed woman spurning his ingratiating, conciliatory romantic gestures. Painfully beta, but did … Read more
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