Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Love, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 20th, 2010
A jilted ex-boyfriend went on a scorned nerd rampage on live TV while his ex-girlfriend sat next to him. As a YouTube commenter astutely noted: That is the nerdiest smackdown ever. If this wasn’t C-span I could swear it was Comic Con. Probably the most eloquent way of saying “That bitch is a ho”. Although, I … Read more
Posted in Beta, Globalization, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on Sep 20th, 2010
what a mistake i have made to reputedly conceive with a woman whose face could strip bark from a tree You want to feel sorry for this poor bastard, but then you are left asking “WTF was he thinking?” Marriage and cuckolding is beta enough, but for a good-looking, high status man to hitch his … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Girls, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Sep 9th, 2010
Think we might be heading into a double dip recession? Or, worse, a decades-long economic retraction with hyperinflation and a general growing business and government incompetence thanks to a dumbing down of the population? Rejoice, betas! This is your moment in the sun. Chicks who were reminded of their mortality were more attracted to soft, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Sep 3rd, 2010
Being a soldier is no guarantee of alphaness. Take a look at this photo sent in by reader keirin: This is very beta body language. The ass is clearly turned off by this man’s approach. The leaning in is the obvious tell; he’s all up on that ass while the annoyed ass is about to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Sep 1st, 2010
A great way to build a love connection with a girl is through the subtle mockery of the absurdity of others. Chicks dig social dynamics and speculating ad nauseam about the backstory of couples or groups of people that they see walking around, particularly people who stand out from the crowd. Thus, it is a valuable … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Rules of Manhood on Aug 11th, 2010
There have been photos of alpha males and beta males here at the Chateau before, but never has there been a photo of the two species of man so starkly contrasted in the same photo. And an aesthetically pleasing photo, at that. How do we know that alpha male and beta male aren’t socially constructed … Read more
In fact, if you’re worth billions, game is practically a necessity. (photo link courtesy of Adam)
If I had to condense three years of this blog into one video, this would be it. (Video link courtesy of Rant Casey – Brazil.) Notice how the air is completely let out of the videotaping girls’ polite admiration for Prince Valiant after their attention — and fired-up tingles — are redirected to the street … Read more
Posted in Beta, Rules of Manhood on Jul 2nd, 2010
“AZ” wrote: I am rooming with one of my buddies from college and we go all the way back to freshman year. I am from [foreign country] and I started college when I was 17, and as I grew older I began to act more like a man, but my buddy has not. He will … Read more
Posted in Beta on Jun 19th, 2010
Author A.J. Jacobs has been the subject of lampooning at the Chateau before: In this Esquire article (with a very disturbing photo at the top), the author recounts his experience trying to set up his drop-dead gorgeous babysitter on a date. For some inexplicable reason, she can’t seem to find a man on her own, so her … Read more
