Time for another round of alpha assessment , where readers send in their examples of game they’ve run and hope to be judged worthy of alphatude. Case #1 Submitted by bills217: This chick is my next door neighbor – I met her and got her number, but she will not text me back, no matter […]
Category Archive for 'Alpha'
How To Propose Like An Alpha Male
Posted in Alpha, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 2nd, 2009
Despite my well-researched and logically unassailable warnings to the contrary, some of you who read me will someday decide to marry the woman of your best available options. If you do insist on acting in such a personally disadvantageous way, you should at least pop the question like an alpha male. That’s how you set […]
Why Tuesday? For the same reason you should sporadically cancel dates on girls. Defy expectations. Case #1 Submitted by G: So a girl texted me with a question, which I answered with one word, then gave her the following: Me: I had Chinese for lunch today. My fortune cookie read: “You have inexhaustible wisdom and […]
Alpha Male Of The Month: Silvio!
Posted in Alpha, Globalization on Oct 9th, 2009
When you take a look at this series of photos ask yourself if any other world leader has the cogliones to do what Silvio did. Silvio, despite being a foot shorter and 50 pounds lighter in muscle than Michelle, gives her the “come to me” greeting with a shit eating grin plastering his face. Total […]
Roman Polanski: Alpha Male
Posted in Alpha, Ugly Truths on Oct 1st, 2009
How do you recognize the alpha male? Ye shall know him by the shamelessness of women who aren’t his mother willing to defend his indefensible misdeeds . Despite drugging and violating a young girl like a porn star, feminists, pundits, sanctimonious Hollywood liberals, and even the victim herself have rushed to excuse Roman Polanski’s crime: […]
For the previous Alpha Assessment Monday, see here . All submissions go here . Case #1 Submitted by Stone: Here are excerpts from my interactions with women, for the judging. As a married man – and don’t start busting my balls, as I live in a foreign country with very egalitarian divorce laws, plus I […]
Alpha Male Cage Match
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Sep 22nd, 2009
The winner of the first alpha male cage match was Silvio Berlusconi, by a whopping margin. 72 years old and still chasing skirt without apology. On to match #2. VS.
This is the first installment of Alpha Assessment Monday , where the readers and myself judge your conversations with women, or the conversations you plan on having with women, for its alphaness. Mockery, scorn and useful advice will be doled out in equal measure. The first submission is from ATC : Background – at the […]
Chicks Dig Jerks: A Series
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Aug 31st, 2009
Some men and most women are so afraid of facing the truth about the gina tingle that even when the evidence is slapping them in the face you will hear them say things like “Oh, women don’t *really* want assholes. They want niceguys who are confident and strong.” Weasel words. Exhibit A: Love letters from […]
John Edwards Is Bringing Big Love Back
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Ugly Truths on Aug 20th, 2009
In an ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING, *GASP*, I NEVER WOULD’VE GUESSED development, chronic sleazeball liar alpha male John Edwards will admit paternity of his mistress Rielle Hunter’s bastard child, and he’s moving mistress and baby into a house in his neighborhood so he can watch over his harem take care of them. John Edwards will move the […]
