Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Videos on Aug 30th, 2013
Her arms, those perfectly rounded seat belts which safely hold you on a ride in her plus-mobile are oh so beautiful And once they are back in resting position hanging beside her body then forming a sort of secondary cleavages as if you did not already have enough of her naturally large cleavage. Troll or … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 30th, 2013
Occasionally, CH showcases truly abhorrent beta males as “teachable moments” for the gathered readership, with the hope that readers will learn what kinds of behavior to avoid in their dealings with women (and men). This edition of Beta Of The Month (BOTM) features a smashmuff vagina-off between not two, not three, but FIVE detestable beta … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Aug 29th, 2013
A reader exploited the collected wisdom of Chateau Heartiste text game techniques and unloaded it all on one unsuspecting girl. Hilarity ensued. (The dude’s replies are in blue. Also, note the time stamps for even more yuks.) After you’re done stitching up your split sides, take a moment to reflect on the two lessons offered … Read more
Posted in Love, Ugly Truths on Aug 28th, 2013
1. “[Taleb’s] antifragility not only resembles Game, it describes Game, and to a certain extent, it even explains why Game is so effective.” 2. “At that moment, I wondered if I was the only one of my group who hated with everything in my heart the slimy hypocrites around me.” 3. “The best map ever made … Read more
Have testosterone levels fallen so far, so fast, that men are now down with doing the equivalent of sitting in a corner and watching their wives rut with better men? Does the fapping feel better when lubed with their salty cuckold tears? askjoe pithily remarks, Hey, my wife wants to hang out with some guy … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Game, Goodbye America, Inner Beauty, Maxims, Ugly Truths on Aug 27th, 2013
Think about the ecumenical change in society that, intuitively, must be happening with the widespread use of various hindbrain altering drugs, like the Pill and antidepressants. This is a change in biochemistry unparalleled in human evolutionary history. It’d be a miracle of serendipity if there weren’t blowback. A reader surmises, Great site. Good advice. But … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Girls, Goodbye America on Aug 26th, 2013
Prepare to glimpse into the belching maw of the Dystopia Abyss… ‘For reasons unfathomable to the court,’ BethMarie Retamozzo, 34, ‘would rather have [her boyfriend] in her life than to reunite with her children,’ judge wrote in Aug. 8 order. The background: A white single mom (if photo is accurate) has amassed a grand total … Read more
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Aug 26th, 2013
A recently published book by an old friend of Hitler’s called “The Young Hitler I Knew” offers amazing insight into Hitler’s personality and early life as a romantic teenager. Evidence surfaces that Hitler was (though the author never states it outright), by disposition or by experience, a beta male with a bad case of one-itis and zero … Read more
Posted in Dating, Foreign Girls, Love on Aug 25th, 2013
A (possibly foreign) girl writes about a dilemma that should be familiar to any pretty woman with dreams of alpha males pledging devotion dancing in her bed, I am writing to ask you a question related to dating and marriage. Just what you wanted to and so rarely hear First, to introduce myself, I am … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Aug 23rd, 2013
HerewardMW proposes a sterling idea, Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go. What percentage of fat feminists do you think would stay locked up for life, … Read more
