Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Comment Winners on Feb 27th, 2009
The comments were bursting with fruit flavor in February. February 2009 Comment Winner It’s Satr expressing his thanks for all the good that I do: thanks for your progressive and humanist blogging and keep making the world a better place I carry my burden with a happy heart. Comment Winner Runner-up Sebastian Flyte answers Freud’s … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Feb 26th, 2009
I left a comment in Roosh’s post about fat people in modern society being OK with their slovenly appearance (my theory: removal of shaming controls and safety in numbers) in response to the following preposterous assertion by another commenter named Heather: is it possible to be fat and happy? speaking from personal experience: yep. i fully realize that i’m … Read more
Posted in Girls, Lolita, Ridiculousness, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 25th, 2009
“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Love, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Feb 23rd, 2009
Commenter DF wrote: Oh yeah, Chris Brown is alpha. No doubt. If rumors are true. The beat down stems from a booty call text. So he beat down Rihanna when she confronted him about it, probably tapped the other chick that very night, and has Rihanna drop the charges. That’s fucking alpha. Yep, it’s alpha. … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos on Feb 22nd, 2009
When she says: I feel like you know everything about me, but I know nothing about you. you’re on the right track. She is interested in you enough to want a two-way information stream. She’s begging for a connection. A girl has not escalated to Code Tingling Pussy interest level until she starts asking you questions … Read more
Posted in Culture, Hope and Change, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, The Id Monster on Feb 19th, 2009
Hope and change is in the air (hat tip: commenter Butters): An adulterous Spanish woman has been ordered to pay €200,000 in “moral damages” for the suffering caused to her husband by her illicit affair. The woman, who had three children by her lover, pretended for years that they were fathered by her husband, according to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 18th, 2009
I’m about to reveal something of myself most of you don’t know. A few years ago, my wife, Marie, and I were at one of those hip downtown restaurants sipping mangotinis and nibbling on injera bread when one of my bosses appeared with his thin trophy wife in tow and patted my shoulder. When I introduced him to … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Vanity on Feb 17th, 2009
I didn’t bother unhooking her bra. I never do anymore. I pulled it off her like a t-shirt. As I’m squeezing her boobs (and taking a mental note of her remaining “years-to-sag” based on a complicated formula I devised involving underside crease length, armpit spillover when prone, and depth of press), I glance over at her … Read more
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 16th, 2009
Word on the street is… Valentine’s Day is the new New Year’s Eve. Any single girls are feeling the sting of loneliness on this day in technicolor sensation, and of those fortitudinal enough to brave going out with their girlfriends and thereby announcing to the world their singledom, the horniness is strong in them. Like shooting bitches in … Read more
