Commenter Ba1anced left a link to a video of an Indian game show. Check out all the betas stampeding to protect this woman’s “honor” after she rightfully gets slapped in return for slapping one of the contestants. And watch how she lingers around expecting massive beta mobilization on her behalf. I’m with Sean Connery on … Read more
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Commenter and all-around girly girl finefantastic left a link to this video of hippies in the woods wailing and gnashing their teeth for the souls of dead trees. You really have to see this to believe it. Warning: May cause irreversible omegatude by transference. My comments can add nothing to this spectacle. Verdict: Alpha = … Read more
Brush With Humanity
Posted in Inner Beauty, The Big City Life, Videos on Sep 7th, 2008
This short video was shot at a local German restaurant specializing in a delicious variety of sausages. The woman playing the piano struck me as incredibly ugly. Later, I discovered she was blind when a small child walked up and requested a song — she didn’t look at him but only cocked her ear in … Read more
How Not To Be An American Woman
Posted in Current Events, Foreign Girls, Inner Beauty, Videos on Aug 14th, 2008
When I wrote my perfect woman post, I had Slavic and Caucasus women in mind. Watch this video: “It has most likely been a light weapon since it’s a minor wound.” Although the video is grainy, this female reporter looks hot. She has the stunning high relief apple face typical of Slavs that gives me mighty boner. … Read more
I did this once in my car. Here is a picture of my car: my honda with butterfly doors. the ladies are stuck to the hood. This post required 8.3 seconds of effort. Quit yer bitchin’, I was… ahem… busy this morning.
Frenetic Fred
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness, Videos on Jul 12th, 2008
Is this youtube sensation emblematic of cultural decline… or cultural vitality? You be the judge. This has been a “Youth Of Today” public service announcement.
See the video here. (Youtube embedding disabled. Hat tip to finefantastic.) Jacques Brel said in an interview this was a song about cowardice. A lot of women will imagine him getting handsomer as he sings. give me five minutes to talk away my ugly face and i can bed the queen of france. – voltaire
I’ve Seen The Error Of My Ways
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Ugly Truths, Videos on Jun 9th, 2008
I’m a sensitive man, and some of my reader’s comments expressing their hurt and frustration with my writings have bothered me. After a bit of sorrowful reflection, I decided to turn my back on the anger and evil in my heart and open myself to a deeper understanding and wisdom. Here is a video response … Read more
Wild Monkey Man Beast Caught On Film!
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Videos on May 25th, 2008
How Zeets the Throwback Barbarian was able to hold the camera steady when encountering this mysterious and frightening creature deep in the woods is a testament to his nipples of drop-forged steel. You never saw that much hard nipple on a man. I went on a hike trying to escape civilization and its discontents for … Read more