I’ve noticed girls are giving out their phone numbers to guys more frequently than they used to do. They don’t even think twice about it now. Guy asks for number after a 30 second conversation; girl gives it to him. I’ve seen girls give their number to three different guys in one night at the … Read more
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I Joined Twitter
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Feb 2nd, 2008
I think it’s retarded. But when the whole world is being retarded it pays to join them. It’ll make life easier and you’ll feel better. I’m a Killer App Konformist.
It’s no news that guys inflate their notch numbers and girls undercount theirs. What is amusing is how girls find ways to lower their total score by devising elaborate schemes that make distinctions between sex and “fooling around”. Hummers are a great example of this. While not technically sex, it’s close enough that she can’t just … Read more
Facebook, and related internet social networking sites, don’t make you more friends: Social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace do not help you make more genuine close friends, according to a survey by researchers who studied how the websites are changing the nature of friendship networks. Although social networking on the internet helps people to collect hundreds … Read more
Sweetness
Posted in Psy Ops, The Id Monster, Vanity on Dec 13th, 2007
Sweetness is defined as robbing a girl of the satisfaction of walking away from a failing relationship with the upper hand. It means stealing her thunder when she wants to be the dumper. There are two ways to do this, and both require presence of mind to accurately assess when she is about to pull the … Read more
Number One Asset
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Nov 29th, 2007
I once had to get rid of a girl for a shallow reason. It’s a shame, too. I didn’t want to… she was cute, considerably younger, sweet… but some things are non-negotiable deal killers. I was finger banging her during foreplay and, because I like the full experience, I brought my fingers up to my … Read more
Same Three Girls
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Nov 27th, 2007
I was always amused by people — especially women who seem to have a universal knee-jerk distaste for the idea that beauty can be measured and ranked — who believed that culture, or the media, or Hollywood, or parents, or peers, or the magic nose goblin, were somehow responsible for what gives men boners. The religion of cultural … Read more
Settling
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Nov 16th, 2007
settle verb – to wake up one day and realize you are not god’s gift to the opposite sex It’s funny how this became a dirty word when everyone except the thinnest slice at the top of the human status heap does it. It’s like calling breathing a dirty word and refusing to acknowledge that you do … Read more
Toothbrush Game
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Nov 5th, 2007
There’s always a tense moment in the bright light of the morning after a stumbling late night hookup when the girl needs to use the bathroom and you feel a rush of anxiety as you wonder what personal items you have prominently displayed on your sink. Eyebrow tweezers? Check. Five different facial scrubs and masks? … Read more
I Can’t Make This Shit Up
Posted in Culture, Inner Beauty, The Id Monster, Vanity on Nov 2nd, 2007
There was a shitstorm recently from offended female lawyers about my post on judging a woman’s femininity, sexual adventurism and relationship-worthiness based on her job. I was tough on a number of different kinds of careerist chicks, but it was the lawyers who took the most umbrage and came out swinging their clitdicks with a vengeance, thereby proving my … Read more
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