Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Jun 13th, 2008
A reader suggested I sell game-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had: My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these: Nerd = Fat Woman Hate is as natural as Love Status Is Everything Your sexual market … Read more
…according to this post by Tyler Cowen who contributes to the economics blog [REDACTED] and who refuses to link to me out of concern for the tender sensibilities of his readership — evangelical Bible Belt moms and beta academics I presume: Should I, if only for didactic purposes, ever link to EVIL websites? 😀 😀 😀 If I … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths, Vanity on May 27th, 2008
For the second time in a row* (there was no April comment winner because all the comments in April sucked) droll and deadpan blogfly Gannon takes home the prize with his comment on my post Overheard In DC: The real culprit is that women’s extended adolescence increases each year. Age of first marriage delays itself … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Ridiculousness, The Good Life, Uncategorized, Vanity on May 15th, 2008
I have a theory about girls who have “tight like that” best gay boyfriends. These types of girls are very girly (read: flaky and feminine) but their libidos lean towards the masculine. It’s really the perfect combo: A girly girl who unleashes in the bedroom (and the park and the library and the deep end of … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, The Pleasure Principle, Vanity on Apr 24th, 2008
One time in South Beach I wandered into one of the art deco hotels and found myself surrounded by models. It was 1AM and I was drunk so it seemed like a good idea to roam the halls of a random hotel and crash any parties in progress. Every other room door was open and … Read more
I have a friend who is very self-critical. When we go out to meet girls he will handicap his game by being too hard on himself. When he isn’t weaseling out of approaching girls with every excuse in the book he is projecting an overly attentive vibe when he does manage to enter a set. In … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Vanity on Apr 17th, 2008
Take a look at this “man” (and I use the term loosely): This twee little turd was photographed at the opening of the new Brooklyn Flea market, written about in this New York Times article. The annoyance level of this picture is a 9 on the Prickter scale. There’s so much hideousness to choose from that you’ll have … Read more
Posted in Love, Uncategorized, Vanity on Apr 13th, 2008
There have been some new sadomasochists readers here at the chateau lately, so I figured it would be helpful to acclimate them to the chateau’s delights with links to personal and fan favorite posts. (Plus, I forget what I write about five minutes after I write it, so this is a way for me to … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Mar 5th, 2008
Radiating an aura of being perfectly fucking pleased with oneself is not necessarily the same thing as arrogance. Men who are just beginning their journeys to womanizer enlightenment will often overcompensate for their wasted years of betaness by copping an arrogant attitude. With time will come the wisdom to transcend arrogance and replace it with confidence. Arrogance is not … Read more
Posted in Culture, Status Is King, The Big City Life, Vanity on Feb 28th, 2008
Hoping to prove to myself that I am a badass nonconformist, I read through all 76 entries to date at the Stuff White People Like blog and tallied up my score to see how many applied to me. I was as truthful in my answers as I could tolerate. My white person score: 27 out of 76, which rounds … Read more
