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What happens when unmarried women chase down noncommittal cads, get knocked up by them, give birth to illegitimate bastards, and then languish in despair as they quickly notice their material well-being, love life, and dating market value deteriorating immensely as single moms? They have mental breakdowns ! This post brought to you by the Committee […]

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A year ago, a study came out that provided evidence for my assertion that legalizing prostitution would reduce the incidence of rape. I wrote about that study here . Feminists were OUTRAGED, naturally, because feminists wrongly believe rape is about power, not sex. Now, on a not-so-loosely related matter, we have similarly unsettling evidence — […]

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I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS […]

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I’m a cautious advocate of the Paleo diet. I’ve been doing it for a year now, and have no complaints. However, many Paleo gurus — as well as opportunistic fat apologists — have taken to claiming that the obesity plague disfiguring America’s women is, if not solely at least partially, the result of a mismanaged […]

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Some chick named Maura Kelly who writes for Marie Claire had a truth serum moment and admitted what we all feel — fatties included — when we have to see fat people existing in our field of view. So anyway, yes, I think I’d be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with […]

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The immune system of the United States of America has been sabotaged. It now fails to recognize its own cells within the body politic. The West has been conditioned like Pavlov’s creepier zombie dog to cannibalize itself when a PC platitude bell is rung. So says godless capitalist (gc), in the comments section of perhaps […]

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Nearly two years ago, the original Chateau host predicted that Ashton Kutcher was cheating on his cougar love, Demi: instead of sleeping their way to the top, men commit their way to the top. anyhow, give it time. most of these older female celebrity-younger male B lister couples are inherently unstable. i bet within five […]

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Why hear it from an evil player when you can read a normal, everyday woman tell you how much chicks love assholes ? This girl confirms the Chateau maxim that Do Almost Nothing Game is an important component of any man’s arsenal of ardor. Curiously familiar hypothetical situation: You’re at a bar with your friends […]

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It’s time to take an internet-y jaunt around the world of science and extract nuggets of wisdom from the minds of your betters. Womanizers live fast, die young . Promiscuous males are so intent on pursuing sexual partners that they can neglect even essential tasks such as eating, says a new study published in the […]

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Why Sluts Make Bad Wives

This is a post about sluts. It is a post that will inflame the small animal passions of milquetoasty, nonjudgmentalist men and women alike, for in this post is evidence — hard evidence — that sluts are bad choices for long term girlfriends and, especially, wives. Chateau reps have written extensively (and gleefully!) on this […]

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