Liberals are gloating over the recent editorial choices to geld Thor and race cuck Captain America. The former will become Whor, the female Thor, and the latter will become Captain Gibsmedat, the numinous negro who saves the right kinds of white people from the wrong kinds of white people. I kid, I kid… you not. … Read more
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Cuck Up
Posted in Beta, Culture, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Apr 16th, 2014
Cuck up, idiom, slang, origin: Chateau Heartiste. 1. Variation on the “man up” theme; to demand of a cuckolded man that he support the bastard child of his cheating wife or girlfriend. 2. A taunt directed at a beta male to ostensibly shame him to provide for the child of another man’s seed, often delivered … Read more
Omega Male Of The Month
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Tool Time on Apr 9th, 2014
“i’m biased against PIV” The Germans have a word (the Germans always have a word) for “a punchable face”: Backpfeifengesicht. Why do these male feminists all look the same? Is there a factory that shits out bald, pale, pencil-necked, peach-fuzzed, brony fluffers who were born with full diapers? Self-flagellation is nothing new for the pillow biter set, but … Read more
Word of advice: Barring extenuating circumstances, don’t go out with a group of guy friends and one cute woman. You will righteously tool yourself before you’ve taken two steps toward self-hell into the bar. The ultimate in toolbaggery is the group of mirin’, pleased-as-punch über orbiters who show up to a venue with one hot … Read more
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy instruction to “find me”? The niceguy romantic beta had one photo of her on his phone, which … Read more
Fat Apologists And Environmental Shocks
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 23rd, 2014
Fat apologists: Environmental shocks: Keepin’ it real.
DIVCON 2: “…freshly ground cumin and rehydrated, pureed chilies”
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 10th, 2014
The post title is a quote of Tyler Cowen, aka Cheap Chalupas aka Bargain Beans, from a Walled Street Journal review of his book “Average is Over” (h/t to Plucky Gents, Inc.), To sum up, Mr. Cowen believes that America is dividing itself in two. At the top will be 10% to 15% of high … Read more
The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Psy Ops, Tool Time on Jan 22nd, 2014
The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold, sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty inches … Read more
The Lapdogs Of Lamaze
Posted in Beta, Culture, Goodbye America, Tool Time on Jan 15th, 2014
When did the pussification of America’s men begin? Speculating on this sort of thing is always fun, but it serves a larger purpose: If we can identify the origin of the Ascended Testes Era, we can theoretically reverse it. One reader believes he has an answer, I was just thinking back to my early 20s, … Read more
The Good Gelding Project
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 13th, 2014
A writer, Andrew Smiler, for the e-zine ‘The Good Men Project’ has unintentionally parodied the mission statement of that blog with such zeal that one expects their next post to advocate mass castration. Titled “A Guy’s Guide to The Gender-Minimized 1st Date“, Smiler offers suggestions to men for how to date without being a man. … Read more
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