Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Jul 29th, 2015
I’ve moved the “Shit Cuckservatives Say” post to its own permanent page at the top of the Chateau Heartiste masthead. Please leave all further contributions to this ongoing reference list of shit that cuckservatives say in the comments section to that new dedicated page. *** You might be a cuckservative if… *** The flag of … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Jul 27th, 2015
This is fun. Reader PA creates a useful reference list of shit that cuckservatives say. “Sadly, most victims of black crime are other blacks.” “Unions destroyed Detroit” “I’m all for legal immigration, just not illegal immigration” “America is safe and free thanks to our troops.” “Only terrorists would have a reason to oppose the Patriot … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle, Tool Time on Jul 23rd, 2015
Twitter twats hired Randi Lee Harper as an “Online Abuse Prevention” schoolmarm, and continue to employ her, despite a mass (heh) of gathering evidence that she is fat, drug-addicted, mentally unhinged, and a disingenuous liar. So why is she still working there? Does she have dirt on Twatter executives? Or is the entire Twatter HR … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Jul 23rd, 2015
The Dissidenti™™ and their frazzled hall monitors buzzsaw with talk about “cuckservatives.” It’s the shiv du jour, you see. As shivs go, it is in this ‘umble narrator’s opinion one of the more lethal of the semantic shanks employed by dark realists. Lovers and haters of the Cuck Shiv gird for battle (well, the haters … Read more
Posted in Globalization, Goodbye America, Tool Time on Jul 8th, 2015
Reader ATC forwards a link to a Christianity Today article about the dark side (heh) of the Christian adoption scene. Apparently, there are lots of white Evangelical Christians who think it is their God-given calling to rescue the world’s orphans from lives of destitution, and race-cuck their own families in the process. You have to … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Jun 26th, 2015
Tucked deeply into an effluvium of UGH WHITE SUPREMACY HATE HATE INTERNET HATE in the Washington Host, we observe the classic evasive behavior of the Slithery Reptile™ (subspecies, Marc Fisher). Although the reptile’s conflation of the idea of “supremacy” with “realtalk” is typical for its swamp-dwelling genus, where we observe its natural behavior most clearly … Read more
Posted in Attention Whore of the Month, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jun 4th, 2015
Emma Sulkowicz, that psychocunt NB4 who lied about being raped and still carries on as if her lie hadn’t been exposed, is back for more hard shivving (quite literally). She made a porno “””documenting””” her fake, totally made-up ordeal. Reader Pepe alerts the CH audience, Remember mattress girl? Well, she made a porno *reenacting* her … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jun 2nd, 2015
It’s a good idea to avoid the temptation to ask a girl out on a public stage, especially if you don’t know for certain that the girl likes you “that way”. But leave it to beta males to endorse hope over (lack of) experience. A viral video of a teenager prompositioning his lust object to … Read more
Posted in Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood, The Good Life, Tool Time on May 14th, 2015
A good troll should leave the target of its trollery wondering about its sincerity. Given the ambiguous nature of advanced trolling operations, many victims get tripped up by them. CH has, nevertheless, gained expertise in spotting all forms of troll, in part from experience dealing with them and in part from innate aptitude at sniffing … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Apr 27th, 2015
Heh. Any straight white man who votes for Grandma Hillary, aka the wife of Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend, in 2016 for any reasons other than as a principled objection to the current GOP de Meximerica ideological configuration or to hasten the end of Poz-Americana needs to have his balls extracted from their nesting spot against his … Read more
