Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 20th, 2015
The “winner” of the 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between Dylan Matthews and Pajamaboy (née Ethan (((Krupp)))). Matthews handily dispatched McKay Coppins in the preliminary finals bout, as voters felt he had the face more likely to inspire a fusillade of knuckle sandwiches. … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 17th, 2015
The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over, and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham. McKay Coppins waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews. Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews vs … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 15th, 2015
We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Dec 11th, 2015
The streams of leftoid memes are beginning to cross. One minute, shitlibs are crowing about normal people “fearing Syrian refugees who are widows and orphans”, the next they’re calling Trump a fascist and letting the world know how scared they are of the Rise of His Excellency. Now that Trump has opened the Overton Window … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 10th, 2015
The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1. Bout 2: Dylan … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Love, Sluts, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 15th, 2015
Courtesy of Twatter account @MPCtxt, a video of an alpha shitlord crashing a slutwalk protest and provoking gina tingles in a narcissistic, emotionally volatile, BPD feminist, while her white knight manlet looks on impotently and limp-wristedly, wondering if there’s anything at the scene he can put up his ass. YOU *finger point* WHORE 😆 😆 … Read more
Posted in Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 15th, 2015
Paging Kevin MacDonald… Bryan Caplan’s Id made a guest appearance on his anti-Gentilism hateblog, confessing in starkly monochromatic detail exactly how much Bryan Caplan’s Ego HATES HATES HATES the idea of living in a nation with a majority White Gentile population. There are a lot of open borders nutjobs currently in circulation, but Bryan Caplan’s … Read more
Posted in Beta, Current Events, Goodbye America, Tool Time on Oct 14th, 2015
Reader Mel Gibson watched a few minutes of last night’s Democrat debate, and came away with an astute observation regarding this photo of the candidates standing together on stage. All with passive and weak body posture – cover genitals, smile like a submissive chimp. Who’s that guy on the left? He’s the only one who … Read more
Posted in Beta, Current Events, Globalization, Tool Time on Jul 31st, 2015
The beatings of cuckservatives shall continue until they self-deliver in a pyre of cleansing sacrifice. Reader Jarl passes along a story from Norway that is truly vomitous in scope. This guy may not be a cuckservative but he sure is an idiotic cuck. Just thinking of this Norwegian guy Jorgen Ouren today. Mohammed is now … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Shiv Of The Week, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Videos on Jul 30th, 2015
The Scarlet C cuckservative label — Shiv of the Week winner — has really hit a bulls-eye, but what’s more interesting about the extended play body slam of weak whytes is what it illustrates about how semantic weapons work. There is Game in them thar hills, and CH prospectors find the shiniest nuggets. Their protestations … Read more
