I did this once in my car. Here is a picture of my car: my honda with butterfly doors. the ladies are stuck to the hood. This post required 8.3 seconds of effort. Quit yer bitchin’, I was… ahem… busy this morning.
Category Archive for 'Tool Time'
Handholding Daytime Dates
Posted in Beta, Dating, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jul 2nd, 2008
Daytime dates are risky. Besides the sex-killing sobriety, a girl can learn a lot more about you when the sun is up and you’re outside strolling around for hours revealing more of yourself than you would be inclined to at night in a dimly-lit lounge with music to distract her. An actual Bhutanese man so … Read more
Boyfriend Destroyer?
Posted in Dating, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Jul 1st, 2008
What do you do if you’re being used… and you know it? An awkward scenario in which to find yourself embroiled is to be dating a girl you like, who also likes you and has made that known, but who is deep into a multi-year relationship with another guy that she has told you about, … Read more
Handicap Principle
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Jun 12th, 2008
A reader sent me this pic of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and wondered if it showed that Cruise is secretly a nancyboy beta: signaling the mothership. The average man could not get away with this obsequious lean-in. If the average man did this with his girlfriend in public men looking on would cringe and … Read more
Speed Dating Sucks
Posted in Dating, Hitting The Wall, Psy Ops, The Big City Life, Tool Time on May 29th, 2008
I went to a speed dating event here in DC with my date and one of her girlfriends. The idea was that we would have some over-the-top fun with it while practicing our flirting skills on a maximum number of targets in a minimum amount of time in order to keep our game sharp. (Lord … Read more
Shaming Girls For Their Bad Choices
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life, Tool Time on May 6th, 2008
These guys were talking to a couple of women at Marvin when an attractive third girl who was a friend of the women showed up. I walked over to occupy chat up the friend and our conversation was good. She was flirty, fun and all smiles. We talked for maybe ten minutes when I felt a … Read more
What’s Annoying In This Picture?
Posted in Fashion, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Vanity on Apr 17th, 2008
Take a look at this “man” (and I use the term loosely): This twee little turd was photographed at the opening of the new Brooklyn Flea market, written about in this New York Times article. The annoyance level of this picture is a 9 on the Prickter scale. There’s so much hideousness to choose from that you’ll have … Read more
Dancing Herb Friday
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Apr 4th, 2008
I fulfilled my white person obligation and went to an 80s night. 80s music is catchy and danceable; it practically coaxes the rhythm out of you. The girls were mostly mid 20s to mid 30s and were very approachable. When women reach a certain age they stop sitting in a tight circle with their backs to … Read more
Cat On A Leash
Posted in Beta, Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 31st, 2008
UPDATE A reader sent in this photo of a cat in a stroller that is whisked around town by its owners: I thought the end of America would be a long, slow decline over generations, but now I think it might happen in a matter of years. My man about town, Dodgeball Dan, called from an undisclosed … Read more
Dancing Douche
Posted in The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 17th, 2008
Prop Sometimes the scene will yield the perfect prop to exploit for bonding with girls. This guy gave us ten minutes of quality entertainment: I know it’s hard to see (dark, buzzing cameraman) but there is a guy dancing in front of the fish tank holding a cell phone to his ear. I’m pretty sure … Read more
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