And the god of biomechanics did enlighten thee… Frequently phlegmatic commenter Thursday posted a link in the comments to yesterday’s slut admiration society post that contained a news item about noted paleocon Roger Scruton marrying at the age of 54 a 26 year old woman: Scruton did not become a father until two years ago when he … Read more
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Conventional wisdom is that human females don’t go into heat — that is, their ovulation is hidden from male discernment — but I believe this is only partially true. The bars and clubs during the last couple weeks have been drenched in intoxicating estrogen. I notice this each year when spring begins, right around the end … Read more
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Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 27th, 2009
It’s Female Beauty Friday! You know the drill. You rank order the ten photos below, assigning a number between 1 and 10 inclusive for each photo. DO NOT USE A NUMBER MORE THAN ONCE. The photos are in no particular order. I was careful to choose pics that represent a woman at each point on … Read more
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Welcome to the New Whore Order. The author of a controversial new book says she was so desperate for a baby she got pregnant ‘accidentally on purpose’ in a one-night stand. KATE SPICER admits that – like many women – she’s played the same dangerous game… Three weeks ago, I bought a pregnancy test. As … Read more
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I gently coaxed her head down toward my boner. Her hand vigorously pumped. Handjobs are lame. Most girls don’t do them right, chafing and tugging like maniacs, as if they’re pulling a weed out by the roots. I wanted the mouth upgrade. She resisted. “No, I’m not doing that.” “Oh?” “I think blowjobs are gross. … Read more
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“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” … Read more
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It’s coming. Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions. And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship with … Read more
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If I could give just one piece of advice to my hypothetical son, it would be this: Never take women seriously. If I could give him a second piece of advice, it would be this: Make an indecent photo album of every girl you’ve ever banged. “Trust me, son,” I will say, “when you’re in … Read more
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Thought experiment: Imagine you had incontrovertible proof that there was no afterlife. No supernatural entities. No heaven or hell. No otherworld. No reincarnation. No forevermore. No second chances. Imagine there was no moral accounting after death of your actions on earth. No supreme being to judge your soul’s worth on the scale of divine justice. … Read more
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Which of these two women is more attractive? (UPDATE below.) Reader “potato” sent me a link to a story in the New York Times about a new software program known as a “beautification engine”: The photograph on the right was doctored by the “beautification engine” of a new computer program that uses a mathematical formula to … Read more
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