Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster on Aug 17th, 2010
“We looked! Then we saw it step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw it! The Marriage Trap!” “I know it is costly And the sex is not sexy. But we can have A dog and one kid that is trendy!” “Buy the ring! Buy the ring! Buy the ring NOW! It is … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Aug 3rd, 2010
AshleyMadison.com, the dating cheating website for married people, had the second-largest number of sign-ups on the day after Mother’s Day this year. Momlogic has exclusively learned that 31,427 women signed up for AshleyMadison.com yesterday — which is over ten times the average number of women who typically sign up on any given Monday. What are AshleyMadison’s first … Read more
Posted in Girls, Globalization, Status Is King, The Id Monster on Jun 23rd, 2010
This may be the quote of the year: The hard-boiled bachelorette, Ma Nuo, has gone on to become one of China’s most recognizable bai jin nu [golddigger]. Marry for love? Fat chance, said the material girl: “I would rather cry in a BMW than smile on the back of my boyfriend’s bicycle.” That’s from an article … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jun 10th, 2010
Texts From Last Night is a great source of insight into the true nature of women’s sexuality. Why? Because it’s a compilation of texts that typically have been sent under the influence of alcohol, AKA truth serum, or of texts meant for trusted confidants. Examples: What women really think of your emoticons: he sent me … Read more
Posted in The Id Monster, Tool Time on May 27th, 2010
After three years doing this blog a wearisome predictability in types of hate becomes apparent. The unoriginal uniformity of the hate is its most intriguing feature, as it makes one wonder whether humans come preinstalled with mindware that executes in scripted patterns when certain sensitive buttons are pushed, or if the haters all gather in … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Globalization, The Id Monster on May 13th, 2010
Knack sent me this story about Chinese men going on a rampage in recent months and attacking elementary schools. The attack occurred in Linchang Village, in Nanzheng County’s Shengshui Township. Police had cordoned off the village Wednesday,as they conducted their investigation, with locals allowed in but reporters kept out. […] It was the sixth such attack … Read more
Posted in Game, Marriage Is For Chumps, Rules of Manhood, The Id Monster on Apr 23rd, 2010
Reader GdI wrote in the comments to yesterday’s post: All very interesting but I miss CH, whose near-daily offerings were that rarest of things online: unique. Funny, pithy, deeply irreverent, yet also profoundly based on a coherent and totally counterrevolutionary (and utterly reality-based) worldview. As Ken Tynan said, “Write heresy, pure heresy …” And so … Read more
Posted in The Id Monster on Apr 21st, 2010
I was with a girl shopping for assorted consumerist baubles. Technically, she was shopping and I was providing color commentary. A man must learn to amuse himself to pull through these dreaded moments. In the middle of a well-delivered quip, I noticed from the most distant corner of my eye a familiar jeans-covered ass. I … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Misandry, Sluts, The Id Monster on Mar 30th, 2010
I wander the scorched wastelands of the human psyche, explore the depths of the musty ideologies hidden within, and drag them kicking and screaming to the oasis of cleansing truth so that you may be entertained from the comfort of your Barcalounger. My crusade over the past three years finding and eviscerating the hated enemies … Read more
Posted in Girls, Psy Ops, The Id Monster on Mar 15th, 2010
Maxim #112: Never underestimate the sneaky lengths to which a woman’s female friends will attempt to undermine her relationship with a boyfriend or husband they don’t approve of. I was walking with a girl when one of her close female friends called. I listened in on the side of the conversation available to me. “I’ve … Read more
