Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Big City Life on Oct 20th, 2008
What do you do when a girl you are gaming brings up the subject of politics? Politics and religion are conversational buzzkills, no doubt, but sometimes when a girl is getting to know you she’ll be curious where you stand on political and religious matters. Usually, these are weird, emotionally unbalanced, nerdy girls who think … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Oct 12th, 2008
Dear beloved Chi Cha this ode is for you if your lounge was music it would be a Bachian fugue many a lady whore have i lured to the glow of your blood red boudoir appletini-stained sofas hookah smoke swirled above us drinks that hurt my bank account greasy doorman checks us out through it all … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, The Big City Life, Videos on Sep 7th, 2008
This short video was shot at a local German restaurant specializing in a delicious variety of sausages. The woman playing the piano struck me as incredibly ugly. Later, I discovered she was blind when a small child walked up and requested a song — she didn’t look at him but only cocked her ear in … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, The Big City Life on Aug 28th, 2008
Black Cat Unless you’re a member in good standing with one of the three main cliques that call this dump home, forget about it. Insular, pretentious, haughty little fucks that are the mirror image of the douchey Late Night Shots crowd act as the designated in-group gatekeepers. Watch out for androgynous betaboys knocking over drinks with … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Aug 25th, 2008
Zeets on game: Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH. Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m… BEEEELLLLCHHH… haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now! Zeets on long distance cockblocking: Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country who … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Aug 18th, 2008
Three guys. One cramped dance floor space. A smooth moves battle royale to catch the attentions of the two girls with their backs turned to them. Who will take home the gold? dancing with the sausage. (Happy dude holding drink is Wayne Brady, providing humorous color commentary.) Guy in the V-neck steps up first and does the … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Relationships, Status Is King, The Big City Life on Jul 28th, 2008
My neighbor was sitting on the stoop smoking a cigarette, bike messenger cap propped at a jaunty angle, looking morose. I stopped to say hi. I normally enjoy conversation with him because as a bike messenger dealing with DC cabbies, rampaging Metro buses, lackadaisical cops, and douchey BMW-driving yuppies glued to their cell phones he … Read more
Posted in Beta, Dating, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jul 2nd, 2008
Daytime dates are risky. Besides the sex-killing sobriety, a girl can learn a lot more about you when the sun is up and you’re outside strolling around for hours revealing more of yourself than you would be inclined to at night in a dimly-lit lounge with music to distract her. An actual Bhutanese man so … Read more
Posted in Relationships, The Big City Life on Jun 20th, 2008
If you want to build a relationship with a girl you’re dating I’d suggest you move out of the big coastal cities. Either escape the city with your girl (you might have to abduct her) or find a girl in a small town, rural backwater, or suburban outpost. There is a portal of anti-love negative energy … Read more
Posted in The Big City Life on Jun 16th, 2008
Do you dream of stardom as you sit at your desk planning yet another dull event for your corporate master? Does the adulation of five drunk bar patrons millions thrill you? The rock band that Roosh and I have started — Heavy Sack — is looking for a female singer. (Male singers are kindly asked … Read more
