Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 17th, 2008
Prop Sometimes the scene will yield the perfect prop to exploit for bonding with girls. This guy gave us ten minutes of quality entertainment: I know it’s hard to see (dark, buzzing cameraman) but there is a guy dancing in front of the fish tank holding a cell phone to his ear. I’m pretty sure … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Mar 3rd, 2008
Pulling up in a cab to a hipster dive bar is a major social faux pas. This was news to me. You see, hipsters have an image in their heads of what guys piling out of a cab on a Friday night look like — either Georgetown clones or A|X wearing K street club monsters … Read more
Posted in Culture, Status Is King, The Big City Life, Vanity on Feb 28th, 2008
Hoping to prove to myself that I am a badass nonconformist, I read through all 76 entries to date at the Stuff White People Like blog and tallied up my score to see how many applied to me. I was as truthful in my answers as I could tolerate. My white person score: 27 out of 76, which rounds … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Feb 18th, 2008
I don’t normally feel bad when I have to reject a woman, but this time I did. I had a deaf woman come onto me in writing. She stared at me hard from a few feet away, and I stared back, which in hindsight was a mistake because she didn’t meet my minimum attractiveness threshold. I should have done … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 3rd, 2008
It is late in the night and two grown men are driving home from the clubs. Navigating cop cars and pedestrians on Columbia Road, we notice a couple of bicyclists on our right. Nearing the first bicyclist we can’t help but trumpet a horny ode to her luscious figure 8 derriere as she pedals hard in the chill air. “Hey man, over there. What … Read more
Posted in Dating, Escape, Game, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jan 23rd, 2008
Role playing is an effective method for bonding with girls. I like to role play with my dates, whether it’s preplanned or spontaneous. The act of assuming different personas and creating impromptu storylines seems to strike at a very primal core in women, making them giggle and light up with waves of pleasure. It’s like women crave this … Read more
Posted in Culture, The Big City Life on Jan 19th, 2008
I was woken up this morning by the sounds of movers hauling out my neighbor’s belongings. Lots of banging, scraping, and foot shuffling. I could tell the movers were black guys by their voices. Thanks to the miracle of walls that actually amplify outside sounds I was able to hear some of their conversation. “White … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Escape, Foreign Girls, The Big City Life on Jan 13th, 2008
It was a late night at a new grimy club in the too-cool-for-school section of DC. I was chatting up an OK-looking chick made cuter by her sexy accent, youth, perfectly round ass, and the strong possibility of pulling a same night lay. But not a girl I’d consider long-term material. An hour later I made … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Dec 6th, 2007
It’s a Very Special Christmas Girlfriend or Fling. This photo looks like an advertisement for Peroni, the Miller Lite of Italian beer, but it is in fact an actual nightclub shot. Most Northeast Asian girls (Japan, China, Korea) are good girlfriend material. They are more monogamously inclined than other races of women, save the Finns … Read more
Posted in Status Is King, The Big City Life on Dec 5th, 2007
Every time I venture to Georgetown (daygame, shopping, peeping in millionaires’ windows) I see these two characters loitering on the corner of M and Wisconsin in front of the Douche Republic selling black T-shirts printed with the words “Stop Bitching. Start a Revolution”. A few passersby slow down to hear their sales pitch. Mostly, people … Read more
