Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Goodbye America, Status Is King on May 5th, 2010
This post is mainly directed at those readers who are still in college and have to deal on a daily basis with fanatical ideologues on the hunt for crimethinking heretics to burn at the stake, though the wisdom here is applicable at any time of life. A typical PC police baiting tactic might go down … Read more
Posted in Status Is King on Apr 15th, 2010
What happens when a woman’s social status leapfrogs her man’s status? Breakups. In the past dozen years, nearly every woman to win the Academy Award for Best Actress has broken up with her husband, boyfriend or lover — some just months after thanking them from the award show stage. Status is interesting when applied to … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Vanity on Apr 5th, 2010
A late 20-ish/early 30s woman with a passing resemblance to Jennifer Connelly sat down on the springless couch to my right, relieved that she found a spot to sit in the crowded coffee shop. She sunk all the way in like a turtle retreating into its shell, and I smiled and told her the couch … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Status Is King, Vanity on Feb 24th, 2010
When I first read this news story, I doubted its authenticity. It reads like something Snopes.com would later discredit. But I looked around and the story is repeated in multiple media outfits. Transsexual performer vomits on Susan Sarandon Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Vanity on Nov 24th, 2009
Stuff White People Like needs a new entry on its illustrious blog: Going Primal. Yes, the wave of the future is going back… all the way to the Paleolithic. Trendy white status whores have jumped on the Primal bandwagon, as evidence mounts that our pre-agricultural hunter-gatherer lifestyle was healthier for us. In a complete reversal of SWPL values, vegetarianism … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Escape, Lolita, Marriage Is For Chumps, Rules of Manhood, Status Is King, The Pleasure Principle on Oct 23rd, 2009
Take a look at this picture: This is Steve Phillips, 46 year old ESPN baseball analyst and former Mets GM, with his 22 year old mistress, a lowly production assistant he met on the job. The bitch mistress filed for a restraining order against Phillips the day *after* she left a taunting letter with his wife … Read more
Posted in Status Is King, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Sep 9th, 2009
There is a group of SWPLs outside on the balcony right now discussing the finer points of wine. They are mocking some mutual friend they know for being pretentious about wine by… being pretentious about wine. “Oh, like, so X says she had dinner with Napa Valley’s best sommelier.” “She’s such a wine snob. I … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Ugly Truths on Aug 20th, 2009
In an ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING, *GASP*, I NEVER WOULD’VE GUESSED development, chronic sleazeball liar alpha male John Edwards will admit paternity of his mistress Rielle Hunter’s bastard child, and he’s moving mistress and baby into a house in his neighborhood so he can watch over his harem take care of them. John Edwards will move the mother … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King on Dec 11th, 2008
Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o’ the milk of human kindness. – Lady Macbeth Hold up that fucking Cubs shit. Fuck them! – Lady Blagojevich There is a plague sweeping America. It is the plague of bitchy unfeminine women. And it is getting worse. The latest exemplar of this cultural and … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Big City Life on Oct 20th, 2008
What do you do when a girl you are gaming brings up the subject of politics? Politics and religion are conversational buzzkills, no doubt, but sometimes when a girl is getting to know you she’ll be curious where you stand on political and religious matters. Usually, these are weird, emotionally unbalanced, nerdy girls who think … Read more
