There is a relationship between a woman’s marriageability and her “down-to-fuckability” (shortened: DTFability). It’s quite robust and replicable. Down-to-fuckability is fancy scientific jargon for the impression a woman makes that she is eager and ready for sex, and that bedding her would not be much of a challenge. DTFability also suggests an openness to sexual … Read more
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Courtesy of Twatter account @MPCtxt, a video of an alpha shitlord crashing a slutwalk protest and provoking gina tingles in a narcissistic, emotionally volatile, BPD feminist, while her white knight manlet looks on impotently and limp-wristedly, wondering if there’s anything at the scene he can put up his ass. YOU *finger point* WHORE 😆 😆 … Read more
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Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, Sluts on Jun 26th, 2015
Today CH will introduce you to the theory of the Rubicock. What is the Rubicock? Reader PWN explains it well. lol, if you want a girl that didn’t sleep around, you must be either her first boyfriend or her second boyfriend. After that, the dam breaks and it might as well be 45 men. There … Read more
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Conventional wisdom has it that raw sluts aren’t the prettiest girls in school. The conventional wisdom is mostly right about sluts. CH has noted (archive hunt alert) that the sluttiest sluts tend to fall within the mediocre to cute range of female looks. Most sluts are 5s, 6s, and 7s. Proportionate to their demographic ratio, … Read more
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Posted in Rules of Manhood, Sluts on Nov 20th, 2014
You can add another slut tell to the patented and first-of-its-kind Chateau Heartiste list of slut tells. Commenter backchecking explains, In my experience, gals are extremely aware of ring etiquette. A ring finger is raised like garlic to a vampire — or flashed to evidence availability. This tic comes largely from the subconscious. In a … Read more
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“joe” writes, Shoshana used to live in my current city, and was actively involved in my blues dance group. I don’t remember meeting her, but after my local dance lady friends started posting this video, some bragging about knowing her, a quick Facebook search showed that we have over 20 mutual friends. With that said, … Read more
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Promiscuous men can handle their promiscuity better than promiscuous women can handle theirs. Compare and contrast: This is how a man looks after twenty lovers: This is how a woman looks after twenty lovers: That’s the thousand cock stare. You can’t miss it. It’s derangement that penetrates right to the soul. Not only are promiscuous … Read more
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Her pockets are longer than her shorts. Dat body language. It’s like she caught a whiff of dog shit. Betaboy doesn’t know it yet, but she checked out of their one-way playdate relationship long ago. The story is here, in all its lurid, coalburning detail. I’m warning you so prepare yourself as you see fit. … Read more
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A distinct pleasure of being alive during the decline and fall of a Western world power is bearing witness to the technicolor debris that spins off of rapid cultural collapse. CougarLife.com is one such belch of asocial ejecta. The promo video is short and sweet, so recline poolside and sip your Molotai cocktail as CH … Read more
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The recently outed Duke porn whore Belle Knox (real name MIRIAM WEEKS) was interviewed by an intrepid CH reporter. You can watch the interview here. Ok, so she’s not much for words. Her mouth is busy doing other stuff. And yes, she really is a women’s studies major. Like millions of other women with useless … Read more
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