Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 11th, 2010
As a tribute to the regular guests of the Chateau, I’ve honored them with stick figure portraits. Can you match the following MS Paint masterpieces to their eponymous titles in the answer key below? A: B: C: D: E: F: Answer Key 1. Peter (GNP guy) 2. Single Mom 3. Poetry of Flesh 4. David … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on May 7th, 2010
Want to feel dirty? Watch: (Hat tip: reader Seth) These little girls are pretty good dancers. Some of the commenters argue they aren’t doing anything sexual. Looks to me like they are performing the exact same sexy dance moves as grown women with boobs and butt. Drop it, shake it, split it, girly! I really … Read more
Posted in Culture, Psy Ops, Ridiculousness on May 6th, 2010
A while back in the blogosphere there was discussion about the ethics of cloning oneself. I’d imagine raising a clone of yourself would be like Groundhog Day, where you can predict your clone-child’s flaws and tailor a parenting style that would minimize their defects. Let’s say a clone-son would be shy. The father could then … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness on Apr 8th, 2010
South Park explains why. So I understand Wankroulette is the latest insipid fad. Yes, I truly am missing out on the best of our culture, and then some.
Posted in Pretty Lies, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Mar 27th, 2010
In various hot spots around the city you will see units of public housing. Usually you can identify these complexes by the disrepair of the property and the empty liquor bottles littering the sidewalk in front. It’s easy enough to avoid renting or buying a place next to a dump, but what if the public … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness on Mar 4th, 2010
Was Leo DiCaprio’s best role Arnie in the movie ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?’, where he played an annoying teenage tard who liked to climb tall objects? I believe that was his high water mark. Which I find kind of funny.
Posted in Culture, Foreign Girls, Love, Reader Mailbag, Ridiculousness on Feb 26th, 2010
Mr. Rudy writes: REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION OK, maybe it’s not that important, but seriously: do you ever feel slightly bad for Alpha-ing a chick to the point when she’s in a puddle of her own tears and you’ve moved on weeks or months ago?? I know what you’re going to say, but really, aren’t some … Read more
Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 23rd, 2010
I was sitting at one of my favorite social venues when a disturbance behind me erupted. A woman had just arrived and greeted her mixed group of friends with an exaggeratedly pronounced “Hiiii!!!” All the women already sitting at the table, and the couple of men who were with them, replied nearly in unison with … Read more
Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness on Feb 4th, 2010
Most horny women will never come right out and ask for sex from their lovers. You will not often hear “Let’s fuck NOW!” or “Do you want to bang?” from your girlfriend, or from many women you are dating throughout your lifetime. A few raunchy broads of questionable virtue will take the initiative dominatrix-style, and … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Dec 1st, 2009
When historians ponder the fall of the Roman Empire, they point to the multicultural Germanicization of the legions and the outsourcing of military affairs to barbarian mercenaries. When they reflect on the causes of Mayan collapse, deforestation is fingered as the culprit. When future revolutionary historians on the fringes of polite society offer reasons for the … Read more
